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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on July 14, 2008, 09:42:57 PM
ROFL!
ESPECIALLY MODESTY!
Both Washingtons are just too small for my tastes. Take for example Oklahoma - Texas is our back yard.
Carefull there Pard.
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Illinois is called the Heart of America. I guess that makes Texas our foot and Washington must be out little pinky? (Heart of America? Now we know what's wrong with America.)
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Quote from: grammyluv on July 14, 2008, 11:07:30 PM
Carefull there Pard.
GrammyLuv,
This reminds me a little bit of a Crocodile Dundee movie where he was being robbed by a guy in New York with a knife. His girlfriend warned him and said something like, "give him the money, he's got a knife." Dundee pulled his knife out of his boot and said, "that's not a knife - this is a knife."
I'll just hint that my Pard there in Texas might have a problem with that pea-shooter.
YES! - The famous French Inspector is already on the case.
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That does it Mister. I'm taking you to see the judge and you know the one I mean!
They don't call him the "Hanging Judge" for nothin' ya know.
Naw, not THAT one!
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Quote from: grammyluv on July 15, 2008, 12:16:53 AM
Naw, not THAT one!
You mean the one that hung?
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Forget the judge pardner and just take care of it up front.
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on July 15, 2008, 12:37:21 AM
Forget the judge pardner and just take care of it up front.
NOW, we're talkin'!!
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And just in case we need some backup.......
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Quote from: grammyluv on July 15, 2008, 12:16:53 AM
That does it Mister. I'm taking you to see the judge and you know the one I mean!
They don't call him the "Hanging Judge" for nothin' ya know.
Naw, not THAT one!
Let's see how well you know your Wild West history from my part of the country. I have a secret weapon: I'm a big fan of Lily Langtree and have one of the few autographed pictures of her. Besides, everyone in this part of the country is kin to the judge.
(Small Print: Did she buy it?)
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Quote from: grammyluv on July 15, 2008, 12:50:30 AM
And just in case we need some backup.......
OK - I give up! This is a fate worse than hanging!
OOOOOOPhs - Somehow I don't think it's going to be a clean getaway!
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on July 15, 2008, 01:01:26 AM
OK - I give up! This is a fate worse than hanging!
OOOOOOPhs - Somehow I don't think it's going to be a clean getaway!
LOL ... nope it's lunch time anyway.
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Never upset a redneck, with a backhoe...........................
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Carefull there Pard.
Why sister.....................................
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This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes. You're all under arrest for being an intellectual in public.
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Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty
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Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty
- Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.
- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".
- Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.
- Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now help up by phone book.
- Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".
- Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.
- Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.
- Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.
- Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.
- Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for crew to climb.
- Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.
- Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand care bears.
- Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese.
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