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« Reply #1875 on: July 14, 2008, 11:07:30 PM » |
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« Reply #1876 on: July 14, 2008, 11:27:08 PM » |
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Joh 9:4 I must work the works of him that sent me, while it is day: the night cometh, when no man can work.
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« Reply #1877 on: July 14, 2008, 11:52:38 PM » |
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Carefull there Pard.  GrammyLuv, This reminds me a little bit of a Crocodile Dundee movie where he was being robbed by a guy in New York with a knife. His girlfriend warned him and said something like, "give him the money, he's got a knife." Dundee pulled his knife out of his boot and said, "that's not a knife - this is a knife." I'll just hint that my Pard there in Texas might have a problem with that pea-shooter. YES! - The famous French Inspector is already on the case.  |
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« Reply #1878 on: July 15, 2008, 12:16:53 AM » |
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That does it Mister. I'm taking you to see the judge and you know the one I mean!   They don't call him the "Hanging Judge" for nothin' ya know.  Naw, not THAT one! |
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« Reply #1879 on: July 15, 2008, 12:32:31 AM » |
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Naw, not THAT one! You mean the one that hung? |
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« Reply #1880 on: July 15, 2008, 12:37:21 AM » |
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Forget the judge pardner and just take care of it up front.  |
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« Reply #1881 on: July 15, 2008, 12:46:44 AM » |
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Forget the judge pardner and just take care of it up front. NOW, we're talkin'!! |
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« Reply #1882 on: July 15, 2008, 12:50:30 AM » |
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And just in case we need some backup.......  |
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« Reply #1883 on: July 15, 2008, 12:52:14 AM » |
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That does it Mister. I'm taking you to see the judge and you know the one I mean! They don't call him the "Hanging Judge" for nothin' ya know. Naw, not THAT one! Let's see how well you know your Wild West history from my part of the country. I have a secret weapon: I'm a big fan of Lily Langtree and have one of the few autographed pictures of her. Besides, everyone in this part of the country is kin to the judge. (Small Print: Did she buy it?) |
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« Reply #1884 on: July 15, 2008, 01:01:26 AM » |
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« Reply #1885 on: July 15, 2008, 10:31:03 AM » |
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LOL ... nope it's lunch time anyway. |
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« Reply #1886 on: July 15, 2008, 11:47:20 PM » |
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Never upset a redneck, with a backhoe........................... |
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« Reply #1887 on: July 15, 2008, 11:48:36 PM » |
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Carefull there Pard. Why sister..................................... |
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« Reply #1889 on: July 16, 2008, 09:30:52 PM » |
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Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty
- Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.
- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".
- Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.
- Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now help up by phone book.
- Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".
- Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.
- Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.
- Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.
- Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.
- Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for crew to climb.
- Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.
- Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand care bears.
- Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese.
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