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Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness.
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7 reasons not to mess with children (Email From TalkerCat)
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was Physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."
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3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture .
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic Elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip Cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
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This might sound corny to you all, but it's the honest truth. My daughter announced to me and her father about 2 weeks ago that she was failing math, but at least , according to her she 'wasn't failing with an F... in fact it was an upper D'. True to her word she failed math and bought home a D. My husband told her she needed to study her math for one hour every day until the next report card. Well after going in her room and studying for a few minutes she came back out and announced very proudly. "Mommy, Daddy
I studied for 10 minutes and I know everything now!
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Funny thing is she was dead serious! She hought she knew everything
We tested her using life's toughest situations
she failed!!!!!
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That is so cute and so mean!!!
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Hary, I am in my late 50's, I have 14 grandchildren, 4 children of my own and my two step daughters, that I've been raising for 8 years, and
I STILL
don't know everything
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I don't think we will ever know everything
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But
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hmmmmz i think that she just may have been talking about a different everythign there!!!
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I love the sincerety of our kids.
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But God, I've been studying this for hours, days, weeks, months, well, maybe years. I just know I'm right this time.
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I could be a stand up comedian just by repeating the things she says, but according to her I wouldn't be able to sit down
ever
, cause that would make me a sit down comedian.
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Quote from: airIam2worship on November 07, 2006, 07:36:42 AM
I could be a stand up comedian just by repeating the things she says, but according to her I wouldn't be able to sit down
ever
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ROFL!!!!!
Thats so cute!!!!
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My son heard a noise in the house real early this morning that woke him up. He got up to see what was going on. My grandson was up and roaming around the house. My son asked his son what he was doing up. His response was "I saw the light! I saw the Light!"
(He had seen a car's headlights shining in his window and thought it was the sun. The manner in which he said it my son had thought he had spiritual experience.)
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It's wonderful to have the little ones home. You really never know what they're going to say and do. I think that you almost have to be there to really enjoy it. I'll share one from my 3 year old. He and the rest of the family boarded the plane early because they had small children. The pilot came out to visit for a minute and ask the 3 year old if he was going to have turkey tomorrow. He said, "No, I'm having pa-sketti".
With two grandmas, and two great-grandmas present, he'll probably get "pa-sketti" if that's what he really wants.
The rest of us are having turkey!
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With two grandmas, and two great-grandmas present, he'll probably get "pa-sketti" if that's what he really wants.
Yep and that is the way it works here, too. Tomorrow we'll be having all the grandkids together and there will probably be a different meal fixed for each of them if they don't want turkey.
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