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« Reply #1680 on: March 30, 2008, 12:50:03 AM »

Separated at birth?? Grin Grin Grin


I think that bird needs a very brave dentist to take care of that cavity. Maybe it won't be so grouchy then.  Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #1681 on: March 30, 2008, 12:53:41 AM »

Grin   Grin

YES - I was hunting and somehow wound up in the hospital. Here's one of the last pictures that I took.

  

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« Reply #1682 on: March 30, 2008, 06:09:50 PM »

Classes for Men

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.  Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll:  Do they grow on the holders?  Roundtable discussion.

Topic 3 - How to fight cerebral atrophy:
             Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
             Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.  Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after- dinner dishes and silverware:
              Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?  Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity:
             Losing the remote to your significant other.  Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.  Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch:
             Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.  Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.  Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?  Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live:
               Basic differences between your mother and your wife.  Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.  Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

***Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.*** 

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« Reply #1683 on: March 30, 2008, 06:18:26 PM »

Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and I'm told we're not using it anymore.

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« Reply #1684 on: March 30, 2008, 09:02:16 PM »

The one about the Constitution is SAD but TRUE!

However, there might be some argument on the classes for men. NOT by me since my wife is looking over my shoulder.   Grin
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« Reply #1685 on: March 30, 2008, 10:19:42 PM »

The one about the Constitution is SAD but TRUE!

However, there might be some argument on the classes for men. NOT by me since my wife is looking over my shoulder.   Grin

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« Reply #1686 on: March 30, 2008, 10:37:02 PM »

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It's just hard to get by with anything these days because someone is always watching!


 
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« Reply #1687 on: March 30, 2008, 10:47:01 PM »

Grin

It's just hard to get by with anything these days because someone is always watching!


 

I was going to use that picture!  But I didn't want to insult your wife! But I have a feeling YOU'RE in for it now!  Shocked Grin Shocked
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« Reply #1688 on: March 30, 2008, 10:53:58 PM »

The one about the Constitution is SAD but TRUE!

However, there might be some argument on the classes for men. NOT by me since my wife is looking over my shoulder.   Grin

No argument from me ... I have me diploma.   Grin Grin

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« Reply #1689 on: March 30, 2008, 11:00:19 PM »

 Grin

Well, we're having a thunderstorm and heavy lightning, so I wonder if my wife will blame it all on me. I'm turning this off while I still have a computer.

I'll holler at everyone tomorrow.
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« Reply #1690 on: March 30, 2008, 11:10:41 PM »

I'ld be more concerned about the wife than I would the thunderstorm.  Wink Cheesy


Here's a picture of me gettin me diploma.




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« Reply #1691 on: March 30, 2008, 11:30:39 PM »

I'ld be more concerned about the wife than I would the thunderstorm.  Wink Cheesy


Here's a picture of me gettin me diploma.






  And I'm sure you earned each and every stick it took to put you back together! 
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« Reply #1692 on: March 30, 2008, 11:33:35 PM »

Whoops!  I meant "stich" but "stick" probably works too!  Grin  After all a rolling pin is kind of a stick.  A very thick stick!

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« Reply #1693 on: March 30, 2008, 11:37:15 PM »

There was a lot of baling twine and body putty, too.

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« Reply #1694 on: March 30, 2008, 11:53:48 PM »

I think you mean "Silly" putty.

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