Classes for MenNote: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.
Topic 3 - How to fight cerebral atrophy:
Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after- dinner dishes and silverware:
Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity:
Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch:
Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live:
Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
***Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.***
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