Laughter - Good Medicine

[nChrist]

I found this picture of Blackeyedpeas when he was just a rookie and thought I'd share! 

    I resemble that remark.

Here's me a year later after I started shaving:

   

[HisDaughter]

   I resemble that remark.

Here's me a year later after I started shaving:

  

And here he is with his first partner!

[Shammu]

I found this picture of Blackeyedpeas when he was just a rookie and thought I'd share! 

[Shammu]

And here he is with his first partner!

CAR 54 WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!

[HisDaughter]

Okay DW!  What about this one?

[nChrist]

          ROFL!  -  Thanks, I needed this laugh.

Somehow, I think that I lost this exchange. In fact, I think that I've been HAD! I was knocked down and folks piled on so I couldn't get up!   

   Car 54 - Those were the days. YES, I remember this show well. It was clean AND funny - one that the entire family could watch and have some laughs together. The only one with police officers that was even more fun in my opinion was ANDY, BARNEY, AND MAYBERRY. I still try to watch that show when I can find it, but I haven't seen an episode of Car 54 in many years.

There is a channel on Satellite called TVLand that has nothing but the old and clean shows. I watch it every now and then. You might not remember all the old shows, but TVLand shows a variety.

[nChrist]

   

[HisDaughter]

I loved Mayberry!  That Barney Fife; what a guy!  Don Knotts could make the funniest moves and expressions!

[nChrist]

 

Thanks Sister Yvette for the great graphics. YES - consider them snagged!

I think that I might have seen every episode at least once, and the second viewing is just more funny. One of my favorites that just kills me is the one where Gomer tries to make a citizen's arrest of Barney after Barney gave him a ticket for doing the same thing the day before. This show was a perfect example that nothing has to be dirty to be funny.

[HisDaughter]

I totally agree with you.  Can't stand all the garbage they have these days.  And the worst part is they are not even entertaining!  Who cares about all this "Reality" stuff.  I could care less what Paris Hilton or Gene Simmons do on a day to day basis.  Frankly I don't care what they do, period.  If they can't come up with some good stuff, just show the old stuff.
Gunsmoke
Have Gun Will Travel
Shane
Bonanza
Mayberry, etc
And I'm a big Perry Mason fan!  My daughter bought me the whole first season this past Christmas!

I know, I know all this stuff is on certain channels, but that's not the point.  Take the crap off!
I'll say it again; I'm not even missing my TV right now.  We even have 3 TV rooms here and I don't even go in them.  I just read, listen to music, and listen to the Bible on tape when I go to bed.  I don't have the internet when I'm not working but I do have my computer with me so that I can play games.  My life is full. 

[nChrist]

Hello GrammyLuv,

I use the television mainly for news, but I do watch several programs each week. By the way, I like the old Perry Mason episodes also. I stay pretty busy also and have a to-do list that would take me a LONG TIME to get done. Most of us would probably do much better without a television at all. I mainly listen to Fox News in the background while I work on the computer. I might look for an old show or something else for entertainment when I get tired and take a break. I was just thinking - most of the NEWS is bad. If I had a DVD of the Three Stooges, that would be much better to run in the background.   

Just Kidding - I also have very nice Gospel Music and Readings of the Holy Bible that I enjoy.

Sister, I'm thinking about trying an old-guy nap or maybe even sleeping all night. If it doesn't work, I'll be back. SLEEP WELL!

In the meantime:

   

[HisDaughter]

7 reasons not to mess with children.

 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

 The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.'
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him.'

 
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
 The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

 
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our Brothers and Sisters?'
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

 
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

 
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

 
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

 
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE. God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

[nChrist]

          ROFL! - Thanks, I needed this laugh.

Sister Yvette, I'll work on finding a good joke to repay your kindness.

[nChrist]

Dogs

** If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

** In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog to worship him and a cat to ignore him.

** Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

** Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

** When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

** Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

[Shammu]

Okay DW!  What about this one?

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis.

Just because y'all are older then me doesn't mean I don't know who they are.