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« Reply #105 on: May 24, 2008, 03:52:58 PM »

"Annie Get Your Gun"??

I first heard that from her and I wondered if that was a hint.

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« Reply #106 on: May 24, 2008, 04:11:45 PM »

I first heard that from her and I wondered if that was a hint.



That is one power-hungry woman, for sure.  But then they all are.  Too bad and so sad that it will be their only reward.
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« Reply #107 on: May 24, 2008, 04:27:04 PM »

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« Reply #108 on: May 24, 2008, 04:38:17 PM »

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« Reply #109 on: May 24, 2008, 05:20:26 PM »



I found these and just couldn't resist...
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« Reply #110 on: May 24, 2008, 08:40:46 PM »

 Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin    ROFL!


WOW! - The pictures are great and you can consider all of them snagged.

I feel guilty because I don't have any really good political pictures to offer in return, but I'll repay the kindness soon. However, you might like one of the following:



 
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« Reply #111 on: May 24, 2008, 11:36:40 PM »

Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin    ROFL!


WOW! - The pictures are great and you can consider all of them snagged.

I feel guilty because I don't have any really good political pictures to offer in return, but I'll repay the kindness soon. However, you might like one of the following:



 

Hey!  Those are pretty good.  I'd love to see it! 
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« Reply #112 on: June 06, 2008, 11:33:59 PM »

I hear that following Senator Kennedy's operation, Washington insiders say he is doing so well that his political future looks brighter than ever. In fact, they say if he had half a brain, he'd run for President. 

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« Reply #113 on: July 11, 2008, 11:33:51 PM »

Walking Eagle

Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.  HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name had given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of garbage it can no longer fly.
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Is this real, or not you decide................... Grin Grin
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« Reply #114 on: July 13, 2008, 11:28:02 PM »



 Grin  It sounds reasonable to me.
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« Reply #115 on: July 18, 2008, 07:27:37 PM »

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


T H E  C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E  1 0  C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians . . . it creates a hostile work
environment.

 
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« Reply #116 on: July 18, 2008, 08:23:02 PM »

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


T H E  C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E  1 0  C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians . . . it creates a hostile work
environment.

 


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WATCH IT! - Common sense isn't allowed! After all, common sense might be contagious.
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« Reply #117 on: August 05, 2008, 12:13:36 AM »

Now those are really funny.   Shocked Shocked Shocked



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« Reply #118 on: August 05, 2008, 12:21:13 AM »


In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah,
who was now living in the United States , and said:
Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated,
and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Ark
before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard -
but no Ark.
Noah! He roared, I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?
Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, 'but things have changed.

I needed a building permit.
I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by
building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations.
We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.

Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted
for the future costs of moving power lines
and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark 's move
to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us,
but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem.
There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl.
I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls -
But no go!

When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.
They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel
and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on
how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of most
of the people who want to work.
The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only
 Union workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to
leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched
across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'

'No,' said the Lord.
'The government beat me to it.
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