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« Reply #90 on: April 15, 2008, 12:18:45 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on April 14, 2008, 11:34:26 PM


I just don't know who to vote for..................... Grin Grin Grin

 Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin  Time out to clean everything. I'm just glad that the coffee wasn't very hot.

THIS HAS TO BE PHOTO OF THE YEAR! CONSIDER IT SNAGGED!
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« Reply #91 on: April 15, 2008, 01:08:09 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on April 15, 2008, 12:18:45 AM
Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin  Time out to clean everything. I'm just glad that the coffee wasn't very hot.

THIS HAS TO BE PHOTO OF THE YEAR! CONSIDER IT SNAGGED!

I'm glad the coffee wasn't hot brother. Did you have fun cleaning the monitor?? Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #92 on: April 15, 2008, 08:46:38 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on April 15, 2008, 01:08:09 PM
I'm glad the coffee wasn't hot brother. Did you have fun cleaning the monitor?? Grin Grin Grin

 Grin  Oh Yes - Tons of FUN!

The monitor really wasn't that difficult, but the keyboard will take some time.
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« Reply #93 on: April 15, 2008, 10:08:32 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on April 15, 2008, 08:46:38 PM
Grin  Oh Yes - Tons of FUN!

The monitor really wasn't that difficult, but the keyboard will take some time.
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« Reply #94 on: April 15, 2008, 11:38:43 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on April 14, 2008, 11:34:26 PM


I just don't know who to vote for..................... Grin Grin Grin

Yep!  Snag'in it!
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« Reply #95 on: April 16, 2008, 02:40:04 AM »

Who wants to go with me?

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel event at the CENTER in PHILADELPHIA next weekend if anybody wants them. Wink Wink Wink

He's going to attempt to jump 500 Democrats with a bull dozer. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

It should be a very enjoyable show! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #96 on: April 16, 2008, 02:53:53 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on April 16, 2008, 02:40:04 AM
Who wants to go with me?

I have 4 extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel event at the CENTER in PHILADELPHIA next weekend if anybody wants them. Wink Wink Wink

He's going to attempt to jump 500 Democrats with a bull dozer. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

It should be a very enjoyable show! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


 Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin    ROFL!

Could we maybe pay extra and have some input on which 500 Democrats they are?
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« Reply #97 on: April 17, 2008, 01:46:25 AM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on April 16, 2008, 02:53:53 AM
Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin   Grin    ROFL!

Could we maybe pay extra and have some input on which 500 Democrats they are?

I know who the top two would be!  Make that top three because I think Ted Kennedy should be near the head of the line too!
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« Reply #98 on: April 20, 2008, 11:04:57 PM »
"I don't know if you have seen this. It's everywhere. They have a controversial photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban. It's been circulating on the Internet. Yeah, the turban photo should help Obama with a key group of voters, the New York taxi drivers." --Conan O'Brien
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« Reply #99 on: April 20, 2008, 11:17:38 PM »
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« Reply #100 on: April 20, 2008, 11:18:55 PM »
 Grin   Grin   ROFL! - That's another keeper I had to snag!
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« Reply #101 on: April 20, 2008, 11:35:17 PM »
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« Reply #102 on: May 24, 2008, 02:10:15 PM »
As serious an issue as politics can be it is impossible to overlook the humor involved, too.

Barack Obama made a derogatory comment in regards to people in the Mid-West states that cling to their guns and their Bibles.

Now a car dealership in response to this is offering the choice of a coupon for a gun or a gas card for every vehicle purchased through them. Of over 30 people so far in the last three days only two have chosen the gas card.

Hillary Clinton, in response to those urging her to drop out of the primary race, has stated in so many words that she is staying in the race because Obama may be assasinated.

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« Reply #103 on: May 24, 2008, 02:32:26 PM »
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WOW! - The political scene is getting wilder by the day. I can certainly understand why many previously unarmed people are arming themselves. Our politicians are placing all of us in great danger. There is an ever increasing likelihood that we may all have to defend ourselves sooner or later. All one can do with the gasoline for protection is make Molotov-cocktails. Besides, they are usually messy, smelly, and much more dangerous to use in self-defense.
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« Reply #104 on: May 24, 2008, 03:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Pastor Roger on May 24, 2008, 02:10:15 PM
Hillary Clinton, in response to those urging her to drop out of the primary race, has stated in so many words that she is staying in the race because Obama may be assasinated.



"Annie Get Your Gun"??
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