Okay, I can't help it, here are a few jokes on Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin......................
Sarah Palin is so tough, she wears polar bear fur when it’s 40 below outside… while the polar bear is still alive.
Sarah Palin is so tough…she digs for oil with her bare hands and doesn’t ruin her manicure!
I once saw Sarah Palin punch a hole through a cow just to see what was on the other side.
Palin is so tough, her Moose kills show blunt force trauma…
Sarah Palin doesn’t use bait when she is fishing. She merely touches the hook with a bit of her perfume and the fish jump into the boat.
Sarah Palin is so tough the 1975 Philadephia Flyers won’t play against her.
Sarah Palin is so tough that Osama bin Laden will now star in one of those Southwest Airlines “wanna get away” commercials.
Sarah Palin is so tough, when the glass ceiling heard of her nomination it didn’t shatter, it just fled in terror.
Sarah Palin is so tough she didn’t take off work when she had her baby last Spring. She delivered the baby during a phone conference and finished the day. Oh wait. That one’s true!!
Governor Palin is soooo tough, she relies on God for her strength! Oh wait. That one’s true!!
Sarah Palin is so tough her father used to take her moose hunting at 3 in the morning… Oh that was on the news… my bad.
Sarah Palin is so tough she sharpens her hunting knives by giving herself a manicure.
Sarah Palin is so tough, she teaches grizzly bears how to fish.
Sarah Palin is so tough she blows her nose with Chuck Norris!
Sarah Palin is so tough she actually HAS executive experience in her resume…….. not so for Obama-nation....….
Sarah Palin is so tough that some days the Sun won’t even rise over Alaska.
Q: What is the quickest way to a man’s heart?
A: Sarah Palin’s fist.
Sarah Palin is so tough the podium ran away!
Sarah Palin is so tough that she decided to take a ten minute stroll during her lunch hour and ended up winning the Iditarod.
Alaska does not have the death penalty. Instead, murderers are offered the choice between life imprisonment or being given a one hour head start before Palin is allowed to hunt them down. So far, all have chosen life in prison.
Palin single-handedly excavated the Bering Strait on her lunch hour because she “…didn’t like the look of them Russkies”
Sarah Palin doesn’t churn butter. She roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Sarah Palin is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle — you can never know both exactly where and how quickly she will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
During the months of Arctic darkness, the sun shines 24 hours a day in Juneau by executive order from Goveror Palin.
She hunts and eats moose- not for the meat, but because one once crossed the street in front of her car, delaying her trip by 8 seconds. The insult was not forgotten.
Oil is a fossil fuel, derived from the remnants of dead plants and animals. There is oil in Alaska only because Sarah Palin’s ancestors liked to hunt there.
Sarah Palin holds the women's record for the fastest mile. She did it in high heels and it's faster than the mens record.
There are no hurricanes in Alaska because Sarah Palin prevents them.
One time Sarah Palin was attacked in the Alaskan wilderness by a ferocious grizzly, but she was unharmed because she convinced the bear to be pro-life.
When Sarah Palin was doing commercial fishing she once broke all the fingers on one hand. Pain means nothing to Sarah, so she kept working for the rest of the day. What really made her mad was when she noticed that she broke a nail.
Once, Sarah Palin slammed her garage door shut, and caused an avalanche in a mountain valley 12 miles away.
When life hands Sarah Palin lemons, she uses them to beat terrorists. She hates lemonade.
Bruce Willis is jealous of her children’s names. Wow.
Author