WAL MART INTERVIEW
Nancy, a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified.
She decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table. Nancy asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
Crystal replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied Nancy. 'And, now you Rose?', she asked the second person.
'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink!", " It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Nancy. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.'
She then turned to Kharina, who was contemplating her reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.
When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
Nancy was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her person. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to Bob, the fourth and final person, Nancy posed the same question.
Big Bob replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said Nancy, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said Bob. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already pooped in my pants.'
Bob is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
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