Laughter - Good Medicine

[HisDaughter]

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis.

Just because y'all are older then me doesn't mean I don't know who they are.

I don't think I'm older than you.  But I've been wrong on one or two occasions before this. 

[HisDaughter]

Dogs


** Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

[HisDaughter]

Three rats are sitting around, bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."
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Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

[Shammu]

I don't think I'm older than you.  But I've been wrong on one or two occasions before this. 

Yup, but you are only 1-2 years older then me. I'm only a young 50, not an oldster..........

[HisDaughter]

Yup, but you are only 1-2 years older then me. I'm only a young 50, not an oldster..........

Oh.  Drat.  Well I only "just" turned 51 last month!  So depending when your birthday is, it might just be a matter "months" instead of years. 

[nChrist]

Oh.  Drat.  Well I only "just" turned 51 last month!  So depending when your birthday is, it might just be a matter "months" instead of years. 

    

Children, Children - Stop that fighting! I'm wearing socks older than either one of you.

(Small Print: I've only got one pair of socks, and I washed them last year in the flood.)

[HisDaughter]

  

Children, Children - Stop that fighting! I'm wearing socks older than either one of you.

(Small Print: I've only got one pair of socks, and I washed them last year in the flood.)

                                                                            But are you still wearing them on your hands?

[nChrist]

Sister Yvette,

That's a beautiful baby picture. Every time I see babies, I immediately think about my three grandsons so far away. Help me out with my memory some and tell me if I remember correctly. They cover some baby's hands when they sleep because they scratch their faces during their sleep with very sharp but tiny fingernails.

Is this right? Is this also during times when they might be uncomfortable and hurting because of teething?

[Soldier4Christ]

I thought it was because they do a lot of crawling.   

[HisDaughter]

I thought it was because they do a lot of crawling.  

Exactly.  It's to prevent callouses. 

Actually you had it right Blackeyedpeas.  It's to keep them from scratching themselves. 

[nChrist]

I thought it was because they do a lot of crawling.   

   UM? - This would be a problem also. I don't get to see my grandkids very often, so I'm thinking WAY BACK.  Okay Bob, YES it was to the Civil War days. We played with cannon-ball duds.     If the kids misbehaved too badly, mom and dad made them "WALK THE PLANK". There weren't any repeat offender.

[HisDaughter]

Exactly.  It's to prevent callouses. 

That part was a joke Blackeye!  As far as I know the only reason is to prevent them from scratching their little faces up!



Arrrrrr Matey!

[Soldier4Christ]

That part was a joke Blackeye!  As far as I know the only reason is to prevent them from scratching their little faces up!



Arrrrrr Matey!

Is that where the saying "We're in Dutch" comes from?  (Dutch Chocolate)

 

[Shammu]

   

Children, Children - Stop that fighting! I'm wearing socks older than either one of you.

(Small Print: I've only got one pair of socks, and I washed them last year in the flood.)

Well if you need a few more socks, I'm sure we can arrange a care package............

[Shammu]

Is that where the saying "We're in Dutch" comes from?  (Dutch Chocolate)

 

YUCK!! Chocolate.............