Laughter - Good Medicine

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Rabbit Resurrection

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to he car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned  around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."

 

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Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Stop stop .............rofl

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I can't. Here are some more
 

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

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And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.


Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

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I can't. Here are some more
 

Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

I'm glad the cow doesnt smoke, I hate when they do that

LOL

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Illiterate? Write today for free help.

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.


Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

OH yes, I have a card for that hard to find person...............for the last 2 years.........

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yeah that's worse than spitting 

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yeah that's worse than spitting 

LOL

When my wife was a child, growing up on a dairy farm, she and her sister would swim in the water tank the cows drank from (commonly refered to as teh cow tank by us country folk ) and have to fling out the clumps of spit on occasion..........LOL

I just heard (no pun intended ) this story a few days ago

ROFL!!

I can just picture little Heather flinging out cow drool and snot from the tank.

She said they used to hold their breath under water till the cows got close and jump out and scare them..........................LOL wonder why the milk production was down...........LOL

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YUCK!!!!!

That's worse than Brother Bob's slime monster, uuuggghhh

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YUCK!!!!!

That's worse than Brother Bob's slime monster, uuuggghhh

Cows are lovely creatures.   


An old farm boy cure for atletes foot. Step in a fresh cow pie and walk around bare footed the rest of the day.

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Cows are lovely creatures.   


An old farm boy cure for atletes foot. Step in a fresh cow pie and walk around bare footed the rest of the day.

LOL I think that would probably work.......LOL

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LOL I think that would probably work.......LOL

From experience  .......   it does.     

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 Step in a fresh cow pie and walk around bare footed the rest of the day.

I would rather use tinactin

From experience  .......   it does.     

anti-athlete foot ointments work too, and without the smell 

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But the smell is great conversation starter...........not to mention someone walking up to you and sayin " whats on yer feet?"