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« Reply #90 on: September 30, 2004, 02:32:11 PM » |
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« Reply #91 on: October 02, 2004, 03:03:18 PM » |
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Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
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« Reply #92 on: October 03, 2004, 07:04:32 PM » |
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Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
I`m certain this joke is not relevant to my being blond or my laughing at BEP  |
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« Reply #93 on: October 03, 2004, 07:37:08 PM » |
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That's a sight, bep. Mmmmm, fresh biscuit dough. Now I do have to taste the biscuit dough when it's being made.  Now you've got me hungry for some of those fresh, hot, steaming powder milk biscuits.  If they're made right, you don't need anything on them. Just the biscuit.  Maybe some hot, steaming black coffee. |
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« Reply #94 on: October 03, 2004, 09:02:05 PM » |
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« Reply #95 on: October 03, 2004, 10:59:18 PM » |
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Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
I`m certain this joke is not relevant to my being blond or my laughing at BEP Shylynne, Sister, I figured this story had to be bogus. The biscuit victim had to be a man. WOW!, it would be difficult for a man to go through life with a name of Linda. (Small Print: hiding) |
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« Reply #96 on: October 03, 2004, 11:38:25 PM » |
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Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
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« Reply #97 on: October 04, 2004, 12:49:26 PM » |
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This space has been renovated and will now be CU Central for CLUES FOR MEN |
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« Reply #98 on: October 04, 2004, 05:08:08 PM » |
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Men, they're singing the blues. |
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« Reply #99 on: October 04, 2004, 05:27:42 PM » |
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Men, they're singing the blues. ha ha, ya better sing buster!!! Blessings, \o/ MsGuidedAngel |
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« Reply #100 on: October 04, 2004, 05:34:19 PM » |
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Men, they're singing the blues. It sure looks like it brother. |
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« Reply #101 on: October 04, 2004, 05:42:24 PM » |
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cool...grand opening party  |
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« Reply #102 on: October 04, 2004, 06:19:12 PM » |
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cool...grand opening party LOL, ROFL ShyLynne!!! *tee hee* |
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« Reply #103 on: October 16, 2004, 08:19:01 AM » |
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cool...grand opening party LOL, ROFL ShyLynne!!! *tee hee* |
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