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sincereheart
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #60 on:
September 18, 2004, 07:54:09 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on September 18, 2004, 12:40:41 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on September 17, 2004, 08:36:19 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:24:30 PM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable
k...now thats just funny!
No really! You sounded certifiable before then!
Just like you did??
*Sings* "I Can See Clearly Now!"
OUCH!
*ignoring again*
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Shylynne
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #61 on:
September 18, 2004, 08:30:10 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on September 18, 2004, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:31:12 PM
Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!
*mumbles*
sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"
Your welcome.........
for looking delussional. Are you sure you can see clearly now??
CANT!
Watch yerself boy, i`m a crackpot with a slingshot!
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada
There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
Shylynne
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #62 on:
September 18, 2004, 08:33:41 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on September 18, 2004, 07:51:17 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 17, 2004, 06:08:49 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on September 17, 2004, 08:36:19 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:24:30 PM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable
k...now thats just funny!
No really! You sounded certifiable before then!
OUCH!
ok so i`m not a crackshot...truth is I couldnt hit the side of a BARN with my eyes uncrossed...
which makes me wonder why sincereheart said OUCH
*rofl*
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada
There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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September 18, 2004, 11:23:51 AM »
Quote from: Shylynne on September 18, 2004, 08:30:10 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on September 18, 2004, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:31:12 PM
Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!
*mumbles*
sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"
Your welcome.........
for looking delussional. Are you sure you can see clearly now??
Watch yerself boy, i`m a
crackpot
with a slingshot!
Remember you said it not me. Quoted for all time..
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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SIncereheart said ouch, in case you did hit her.
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nChrist
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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September 18, 2004, 04:26:07 PM »
Well, it seems there is one conclusion:
We're all crackpots.
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #66 on:
September 18, 2004, 04:58:18 PM »
Quote from: MsGuidedAngel on July 12, 2004, 09:19:24 PM
Quote from: tony350 on March 16, 2004, 01:31:51 AM
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
I Do Not
agree
at all!!!
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!!
hehehehehee
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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September 18, 2004, 05:00:55 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 27, 2004, 12:49:04 AM
Quote from: KristiAnn on July 12, 2004, 09:19:24 PM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]
Why there are no women in my home.......
I've got 3. I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear. She jests back that I'll probably only have
1
week when I'd want to appear.
She funny! And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?
Yes. I'm kidding.
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"that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death"
Shylynne
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #68 on:
September 18, 2004, 05:06:09 PM »
tops up allinall`s cup with more HOT coffee
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada
There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #69 on:
September 19, 2004, 12:38:21 AM »
Quote from: Allinall on September 18, 2004, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 27, 2004, 12:49:04 AM
Quote from: KristiAnn on July 12, 2004, 09:19:24 PM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]
Why there are no women in my home.......
I've got 3. I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear. She jests back that I'll probably only have
1
week when I'd want to appear.
She funny! And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?
Yes. I'm kidding.
Anytime you want brother.
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #70 on:
September 19, 2004, 12:38:52 AM »
Quote from: Shylynne on September 18, 2004, 05:06:09 PM
tops up allinall`s cup with more HOT coffee
Uh huh, where is my coffee??
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sincereheart
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #71 on:
September 19, 2004, 07:52:13 AM »
Quote from: Shylynne on September 18, 2004, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on September 18, 2004, 07:51:17 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 17, 2004, 06:08:49 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on September 17, 2004, 08:36:19 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:24:30 PM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable
k...now thats just funny!
No really! You sounded certifiable before then!
OUCH!
ok so i`m not a crackshot...truth is I couldnt hit the side of a BARN with my eyes uncrossed...
which makes me wonder why sincereheart said OUCH
*rofl*
Well I THOUGHT you made hit the broad side of my barn!
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sincereheart
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #72 on:
September 19, 2004, 07:52:52 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on September 18, 2004, 11:25:13 AM
SIncereheart said ouch, in case you did hit her.
There ya go!
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sincereheart
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
Re:Things Women Don't Know
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September 19, 2004, 07:53:53 AM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on September 18, 2004, 04:26:07 PM
Well, it seems there is one conclusion:
We're all crackpots.
Sadly, probably true!
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sincereheart
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Reply #74 on:
September 19, 2004, 07:54:56 AM »
Quote from: Allinall on September 18, 2004, 05:00:55 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on July 27, 2004, 12:49:04 AM
Quote from: KristiAnn on July 12, 2004, 09:19:24 PM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]
Why there are no women in my home.......
I've got 3. I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear. She jests back that I'll probably only have
1
week when I'd want to appear.
She funny! And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?
Yes. I'm kidding.
You sure?
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