Things Women Don't Know

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Things Women Don't Know

« on: March 16, 2004, 01:31:51 AM »

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
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1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2004, 05:15:51 AM »

I agree


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM »

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

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Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2004, 04:57:38 PM »

Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

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Good One LOL Grin

EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME Grin


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2004, 05:09:44 PM »

Good, I have a few women I know who need this workshop!

Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

He must have known it would be the only way Tongue


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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM »

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EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME

A4C ...I know for a certian that Irish Angel settled this
blame game a long time ago...eve took a bite and adam finished it off...! Tongue

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He must have known it would be the only way

pfftttttttt Tongue

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
A: Normal.

...n you think females are difficult! Roll Eyes


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2004, 11:43:01 PM »

Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

Tongue


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2004, 08:35:10 AM »

Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?

Married


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2004, 11:13:17 AM »

Quote from: Tibby on March 17, 2004, 08:35:10 AM

Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?

Married

Thats what my wife said too... HA HA HA HA


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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2004, 11:33:03 AM »

LOL!


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2004, 02:13:41 AM »

“Women, you can’t live with them, and they can’t pee standing up”

-Hayseed, from “Major League 2”

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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2004, 03:15:56 PM »

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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

Signing her up for this one...

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17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

...an' this one...

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19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

...an' this one every 28 days for the next 32 years...

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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2004, 03:17:27 PM »

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Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?

Married

Was thinkin' it. Would NEVER[/b] say it. Namely because I'm married and want to stay that way! hehehee


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2004, 07:20:59 PM »

great stuff!!!

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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking


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Re:Things Women Don't Know

« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2004, 11:01:26 PM »

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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking

he-he-he-he
(Could you add eating to that?)
he-he-he-he
(How about driving Huh

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he-he-he-he

Oooooo - I'm in trouble now! I KNOW women come in here and read the posts!


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