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Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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The Crusader
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2004, 05:15:51 AM » |
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Shylynne
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM » |
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."  |
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne |
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2004, 04:57:38 PM » |
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." Good One LOL  EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME |
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Tibby
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2004, 05:09:44 PM » |
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Good, I have a few women I know who need this workshop! Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her." He must have known it would be the only way |
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Was there ever a time when Common sence was common?
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Shylynne
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM » |
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EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME A4C ...I know for a certian that Irish Angel settled this blame game a long time ago...eve took a bite and adam finished it off...! He must have known it would be the only way pfftttttttt Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable? A: Normal. ...n you think females are difficult!  |
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Reba
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2004, 11:43:01 PM » |
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."  |
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Tibby
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2004, 08:35:10 AM » |
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Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
Married |
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2004, 11:13:17 AM » |
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Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
Married Thats what my wife said too... HA HA HA HA |
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Amazing Grace how sweet the sound
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Shylynne
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2004, 11:33:03 AM » |
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LOL!  |
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Tibby
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2004, 02:13:41 AM » |
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“Women, you can’t live with them, and they can’t pee standing up” -Hayseed, from “Major League 2” |
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Allinall
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2004, 03:15:56 PM » |
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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His Signing her up for this one... 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People ...an' this one... 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His ...an' this one every 28 days for the next 32 years... Good one! |
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 "that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death" |
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Allinall
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2004, 03:17:27 PM » |
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Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
Married Was thinkin' it. Would NEVER[/b] say it. Namely because I'm married and want to stay that way! hehehee |
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"that I may know him and the power of his resurrection, and may share his sufferings, becoming like him in his death" |
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wingman
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Hallelujah To the Lamb of God!!!
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2004, 07:20:59 PM » |
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great stuff!!!
plus 1
how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking
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JudgeNot
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2004, 11:01:26 PM » |
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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking he-he-he-he (Could you add eating to that?) he-he-he-he (How about driving ) he-he-he-he Oooooo - I'm in trouble now! I KNOW women come in here and read the posts! |
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Covering your tracks is futile; God knows where you're going and where you've been. JPD |
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