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Things Women Don't Know
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Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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I agree
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Shylynne
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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Ambassador4Christ
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Are You GOING TO HEAVEN?
Things Women Don't Know
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Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Good One LOL
EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME
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Re:Things Women Don't Know
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Good, I have a few women I know who need this workshop!
Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
He must have known it would be the only way
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Shylynne
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EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME
A4C ...I know for a certian that Irish Angel settled this
blame game a long time ago...eve took a bite and adam finished it off...!
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He must have known it would be the only way
pfftttttttt
Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
A: Normal.
...n you think females are difficult!
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Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM
Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
Married
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Aim High!!!!!!
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Quote from: Tibby on March 17, 2004, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM
Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
Married
Thats what my wife said too... HA HA HA HA
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LOL!
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“Women, you can’t live with them, and they can’t pee standing up”
-Hayseed, from “Major League 2”
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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Signing her up for this one...
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17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
...an' this one...
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19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
...an' this one every 28 days for the next 32 years...
Good one!
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Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
Married
Was thinkin' it. Would
NEVER
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great stuff!!!
plus 1
how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking
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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking
he-he-he-he
(Could you add
eating
to that?)
he-he-he-he
(How about
driving
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he-he-he-he
Oooooo - I'm in trouble now! I
KNOW
women come in here and read the posts!
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