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« on: March 16, 2004, 01:31:51 AM »

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2004, 05:15:51 AM »

I agree Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM »

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2004, 04:57:38 PM »

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

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Good One LOL Grin Grin Grin Grin

EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME Grin
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2004, 05:09:44 PM »

Good, I have a few women I know who need this workshop!

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

He must have known it would be the only way Tongue Grin
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM »

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EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME

A4C ...I know for a certian  that Irish Angel settled this
blame game a long time ago...eve took a bite and adam finished it off...!  Tongue

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He must have known it would be the only way  

pfftttttttt  Tongue

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
A: Normal.

...n you think females are difficult!  Roll Eyes


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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2004, 11:43:01 PM »

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2004, 08:35:10 AM »

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?

Married Grin
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2004, 11:13:17 AM »

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?

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Thats what my wife said too... HA HA HA HA
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2004, 11:33:03 AM »

LOL!  Lips Sealed

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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2004, 02:13:41 AM »

“Women, you can’t live with them, and they can’t pee standing up”

-Hayseed, from “Major League 2”

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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2004, 03:15:56 PM »

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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

Signing her up for this one...

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17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

...an' this one...

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19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

...an' this one every 28 days for the next 32 years...

Good one!  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2004, 03:17:27 PM »

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Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
 
 

Married

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Was thinkin' it.  Would NEVER[/b] say it.  Namely because I'm married and want to stay that way! hehehee
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2004, 07:20:59 PM »

great stuff!!!

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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2004, 11:01:26 PM »

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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking

he-he-he-he
(Could you add eating to that?)
he-he-he-he
(How about drivingHuh)
he-he-he-he

Oooooo - I'm in trouble now!  I KNOW women come in here and read the posts!
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