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Title: Things Women Don't Know
Post by: tony350 on March 16, 2004, 01:31:51 AM
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only



Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: The Crusader on March 16, 2004, 05:15:51 AM
I agree :)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 07:48:35 AM
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

 :P


Title: Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Ambassador4Christ on March 16, 2004, 04:57:38 PM
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

 :P


Good One LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D

EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Tibby on March 16, 2004, 05:09:44 PM
Good, I have a few women I know who need this workshop!

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

He must have known it would be the only way :P ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on March 16, 2004, 06:27:55 PM
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EVE ATE ADAM OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME

A4C ...I know for a certian  that Irish Angel settled this
blame game a long time ago...eve took a bite and adam finished it off...!  :P

Quote
He must have known it would be the only way  

pfftttttttt  :P

Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
A: Normal.

...n you think females are difficult!  ::)




Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Reba on March 16, 2004, 11:43:01 PM
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

 :P

:D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Tibby on March 17, 2004, 08:35:10 AM
Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?

Married ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Coyote on March 17, 2004, 11:13:17 AM
Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?

Married ;D

Thats what my wife said too... HA HA HA HA


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on March 17, 2004, 11:33:03 AM
LOL!  :-X



Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Tibby on March 21, 2004, 02:13:41 AM
“Women, you can’t live with them, and they can’t pee standing up”

-Hayseed, from “Major League 2”

 ;D ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on March 25, 2004, 03:15:56 PM
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6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

Signing her up for this one...

Quote
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

...an' this one...

Quote
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

...an' this one every 28 days for the next 32 years...

Good one!  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on March 25, 2004, 03:17:27 PM
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Q: What do you call a man who is always tired, miserable and irritable?
 
 

Married

 ;D

Was thinkin' it.  Would NEVER[/b] say it.  Namely because I'm married and want to stay that way! hehehee


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: wingman on March 25, 2004, 07:20:59 PM
great stuff!!!

plus 1

how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: JudgeNot on March 25, 2004, 11:01:26 PM
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how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking

he-he-he-he
(Could you add eating to that?)
he-he-he-he
(How about driving???)
he-he-he-he

Oooooo - I'm in trouble now!  I KNOW women come in here and read the posts!


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on March 26, 2004, 07:15:39 AM
*AHEM*

how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking

(http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting63.gif)

he-he-he-he
(Could you add eating to that?)
he-he-he-he
(How about driving???)
he-he-he-he


(http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting30.gif)

Oooooo - I'm in trouble now!  I KNOW women come in here and read the posts!

(http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting26.gif)

Now let me see..... If I forward these responses to ALL your wives then you guys could have your silent AND hungry households. And you guys could run ALL the errands..... In other words.... I'M TELLING!
(http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDdAlUV**zFulU4aP!vV8*Uz4n5yV*MT8FuVezHLCQpmitB*P5wlr3DLWB1nTYUQnBGa9RrEVVxLM2vBfmdCiRpkOK27IQ7FkivOwBR8yI/image322.gif?dc=4675463760745449046)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: JudgeNot on March 29, 2004, 11:20:20 AM
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D.

The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain.  Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"

The blonde police officer tells her "It's that thing with your picture on it."

The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.

After a few seconds looking into the compact the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on March 29, 2004, 03:50:02 PM
Quote
how beautiful they are when they aren't speaking
 

he-he-he-he
(Could you add eating to that?)
he-he-he-he
(How about driving???)
he-he-he-he

Oooooo - I'm in trouble now!  I KNOW women come in here and read the posts!

I think my wife's most beautiful when she's cooking, or cleaning, or .... ya know, doin' woman's work!   ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on March 30, 2004, 07:07:12 AM
I think my wife's most beautiful when she's cooking, or cleaning, or .... ya know, doin' woman's work!

You didn't go there, did you? Tell me you didn't go there!

What was your wife's e-mail address, again?  ;)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on March 30, 2004, 01:01:22 PM
 ;D  heheeheee...NOT tellin'!  Oooooohwaitaminutehere....she sometimes reads my posts here.  I'minrealbigtimetroublenowyessireebob!


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Reba on March 30, 2004, 01:05:05 PM
We know everything. We are watching. We are reading.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on March 31, 2004, 06:40:03 AM
We know everything. We are watching. We are reading.

Kinda just says it all!  ;)


heheeheee...NOT tellin'!  Oooooohwaitaminutehere....she sometimes reads my posts here.  I'minrealbigtimetroublenowyessireebob!

Oh Mrs. Allinall, m'am.... may want to do a quick lookie through on his previous posts!  ;D

*wonders if we can hear his belly growl from here*


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on March 31, 2004, 12:34:10 PM
Uhoh.  In trouble and hungry.  This ain't gonna be good...


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: michael_legna on March 31, 2004, 02:59:06 PM
A man is not complete until he is married...
Then he is finished.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: JudgeNot on March 31, 2004, 03:53:33 PM
Quote
A man is not complete until he is married...
Then he is finished.


Sooooo much wisdom in that statement, Brother, soooo much wisdom....
 ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Willowbirch on March 31, 2004, 04:44:44 PM

I think my wife's most beautiful when she's cooking, or cleaning, or .... ya know, doin' woman's work!   ;D
real Amish saying (without the accent): The most beautiful sight is a woman working.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on March 31, 2004, 06:45:15 PM
A man is not complete until he is married...
Then he is finished.


And when the wives get a hold of this thread, you guys are all REALLY finished!  MWAHAHAHAHA!

 8)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: michael_legna on April 02, 2004, 08:33:29 PM
I married Miss Right

I just didn't realize her first name was Always.

==========================

When my wife and I go out I always hold her hand.

If I let go she starts shopping.



Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: JudgeNot on April 02, 2004, 09:00:12 PM
That's right ML - also;

My father taught me to always say "yes ma-am" and "no ma'am".

My wife taught me that "yes ma'am" is all that is needed.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Symphony on April 03, 2004, 06:51:54 PM

Women respond according to how men behave.    


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: michael_legna on April 03, 2004, 08:36:39 PM
We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the 4-4-2 formation, or cars/bikes.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: JudgeNot on April 03, 2004, 09:51:36 PM
Quote
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Brother Michael - I've been "on the couch" for going on 10 years now.  It really IS like camping - except that the firdge is in easy reach!  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Izar on April 25, 2004, 12:51:23 AM
Lol, great stuff! Keep it up!  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Izar on May 01, 2004, 04:18:58 PM
I'm not married, so I have no worries... Never had a girlfriend either...  :'( :-\

Oh well. These a real funny anyways...


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Mamiee on May 10, 2004, 05:15:07 AM
I'm not married, so I have no worries... Never had a girlfriend either...  :'( :-\

Oh well. These a real funny anyways...

Not to worry Izar ;) You're young yet. I'm a chick so ofcourse it's different, but I didn't have my first boyfriend till I was 18. And truth be told it's not all it's cracked up to be. So enjoy you're time only having to worry about youself. God has a plan we just don't know what it is yet :) I'm 26 & still not married , so if I can hang in there you can too! ;D

Mamiee


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: ollie on June 07, 2004, 07:04:46 PM
“Women, you can’t live with them, and they can’t pee standing up”

-Hayseed, from “Major League 2”

 ;D ;D
Over in the women's forum someone refered to themselves as "peabrained"


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on June 10, 2004, 08:42:03 AM
Visualize ...you are dust...

now...imagine...whirling peas   :P




Title: Dust and Whirling Peas
Post by: ollie on June 10, 2004, 05:19:18 PM
Visualize ...you are dust...

now...imagine...whirling peas   :P



Forecast:  Whirling peas warning, Dust storm inevitable. You will be scattered.

Perhaps you will be scatterbrained and they being self proclaimed peabrains will make for another fine mess Stanley.
 ;) ::)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Coyote on June 14, 2004, 10:26:32 AM

I think my wife's most beautiful when she's cooking, or cleaning, or .... ya know, doin' woman's work!   ;D
real Amish saying (without the accent): The most beautiful sight is a woman working.

it could also be the rareist sight, a woman actually working.... to many "liberated" broads now days.....

(I'm running for cover)


he he he he he he


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on June 14, 2004, 06:45:18 PM
it could also be the rareist sight, a woman actually working.... to many "liberated" broads now days.....


Gollee.... why work? I can sit on the couch all day and watch soap operas and eat bob-bons......


Title: Re:Dust and Whirling Peas
Post by: Shammu on June 15, 2004, 02:10:17 AM
Visualize ...you are dust...

now...imagine...whirling peas   :P



Forecast:  Whirling peas warning, Dust storm inevitable. You will be scattered.

Perhaps you will be scatterbrained and they being self proclaimed peabrains will make for another fine mess Stanley.
 ;) ::)
ROFL!!!!!!!!


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Kristi Ann on July 12, 2004, 09:19:24 PM
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only




I Do Not agree at all!!!


 Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!!
 :P :P


Title: Re:Dust and Whirling Peas
Post by: Shylynne on July 26, 2004, 08:54:51 AM
Visualize ...you are dust...

now...imagine...whirling peas   :P



Forecast:  Whirling peas warning, Dust storm inevitable. You will be scattered.

Perhaps you will be scatterbrained and they being self proclaimed peabrains will make for another fine mess Stanley.
 ;) ::)
ROFL!!!!!!!!

(http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:LHbtWVmKpywJ:www.fatwillie.net/cpg/albums)

 :P


Title: Re:Dust and Whirling Peas
Post by: Shammu on July 27, 2004, 12:48:03 AM
Visualize ...you are dust...

now...imagine...whirling peas   :P



Forecast:  Whirling peas warning, Dust storm inevitable. You will be scattered.

Perhaps you will be scatterbrained and they being self proclaimed peabrains will make for another fine mess Stanley.
 ;) ::)
This is another fine mess, ou've gotten us into to Stanley. ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on July 27, 2004, 12:49:04 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 13, 2004, 09:11:13 AM
(http://www.fsite.com/ebay/argh.gif)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 13, 2004, 09:19:49 AM
CLUELESS
Definition:Webster's Dictionary
1. not providing any clue.
2. completely uninformed or unaware; hopelessly ignorant; utterly bewildered.
3. A man.

 :P


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 14, 2004, 08:03:22 AM
I dont much care if satan agrees with me, as a matter of fact I`d be much worried if he did  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 14, 2004, 08:39:35 AM
I dont much care if satan agrees with me, as a matter of fact I`d be much worried if he did  ;D

 ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:24:30 PM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:31:12 PM
Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!  :P

*mumbles*





sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: nChrist on September 16, 2004, 06:33:15 PM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

Oklahoma Howdy to Shylynne,

 ;D   ;D  Sister, I will vouch for your sanity, but I don't know who will vouch for mine.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/p13.gif)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 16, 2004, 06:40:06 PM
ROFL!
I knew you were sitting there laughing at me BEP!  
Lets put it this away, your every bit as sane as I am  :P



Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 17, 2004, 08:36:19 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 17, 2004, 06:08:49 PM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  ;D

(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/brakelamp.gif)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 18, 2004, 12:35:40 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!
Okay.......................




sounding like a nut?? talking in the air??
Yes that is funny. ;) ;D

By the way, I deleted satans post. ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 18, 2004, 12:38:52 AM
Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!  :P

*mumbles*





sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"
Your welcome.........

for looking delussional. Are you sure you can see clearly now?? ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 18, 2004, 12:39:35 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

Oklahoma Howdy to Shylynne,

 ;D   ;D  Sister, I will vouch for your sanity, but I don't know who will vouch for mine.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/p13.gif)
I will vouch for your beeps, but who will vouch for mine?? :(


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 18, 2004, 12:40:41 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  ;D
Just like you did??

*Sings* "I Can See Clearly Now!" ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 18, 2004, 07:51:17 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  ;D

(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/brakelamp.gif)

OUCH!  :-X


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 18, 2004, 07:54:09 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  ;D
Just like you did??

*Sings* "I Can See Clearly Now!" ;D
OUCH!  :-X




 :P *ignoring again*


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 18, 2004, 08:30:10 AM
Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!  :P

*mumbles*





sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"
Your welcome.........

for looking delussional. Are you sure you can see clearly now?? ;D

CANT!  :P

Watch yerself boy, i`m a crackpot with a slingshot!  :P


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 18, 2004, 08:33:41 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  ;D

(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/brakelamp.gif)

OUCH!  :-X

ok so i`m not a crackshot...truth is I couldnt hit the side of a BARN with my eyes uncrossed...

which makes me wonder why sincereheart said OUCH  ;D

*rofl*


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 18, 2004, 11:23:51 AM
Thanks admin or mods for making me look totally delussional!  :P

*mumbles*





sings "I Can't See Clearly Now!"
Your welcome.........

for looking delussional. Are you sure you can see clearly now?? ;D

Watch yerself boy, i`m a crackpot with a slingshot!  :P
Remember you said it not me. Quoted for all time..  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 18, 2004, 11:25:13 AM
SIncereheart said ouch, in case you did hit her. ;D ;D ;D :P :P


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: nChrist on September 18, 2004, 04:26:07 PM
 ;D   ;D  Well, it seems there is one conclusion:

We're all crackpots.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/p13.gif)

 ;D   ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on September 18, 2004, 04:58:18 PM
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only




I Do Not agree at all!!!


 Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!!
 :P :P

hehehehehee


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on September 18, 2004, 05:00:55 PM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 18, 2004, 05:06:09 PM
(http://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/beverages/man_enjoying_coffee_mug_md_clr.gif)

 tops up allinall`s cup with more HOT coffee  8)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 19, 2004, 12:38:21 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.
Anytime you want brother.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 19, 2004, 12:38:52 AM
(http://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/beverages/man_enjoying_coffee_mug_md_clr.gif)

 tops up allinall`s cup with more HOT coffee  8)
Uh huh, where is my coffee?? :'(


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 19, 2004, 07:52:13 AM
well deleting satans comments left me sounding certifiable  :-X




k...now thats just funny!

No really! You sounded certifiable before then!  ;D

(http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/brakelamp.gif)

OUCH!  :-X

ok so i`m not a crackshot...truth is I couldnt hit the side of a BARN with my eyes uncrossed...

which makes me wonder why sincereheart said OUCH  ;D

*rofl*

Well I THOUGHT you made hit the broad side of my barn!  :P


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 19, 2004, 07:52:52 AM
SIncereheart said ouch, in case you did hit her. ;D ;D ;D :P :P

There ya go!  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 19, 2004, 07:53:53 AM
;D   ;D  Well, it seems there is one conclusion:

We're all crackpots.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/p13.gif)

 ;D   ;D

Sadly, probably true!  :-X

 ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 19, 2004, 07:54:56 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 19, 2004, 07:55:29 AM
(http://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/beverages/man_enjoying_coffee_mug_md_clr.gif)

 tops up allinall`s cup with more HOT coffee  8)
Uh huh, where is my coffee?? :'(

Only for those outnumbered by women?  :P

And probably not much of a consolation prize!  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 21, 2004, 01:03:26 AM
;D   ;D  Well, it seems there is one conclusion:

We're all crackpots.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/p13.gif)

 ;D   ;D

Sadly, probably true!  :-X

 ;D
Sadly, probably true!
I changed it so it is correct.
Sadly, that is true! ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 28, 2004, 07:42:23 AM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 29, 2004, 01:25:21 AM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P
Uh huh, thats why you are reading this thread. ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 29, 2004, 06:33:58 AM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P
Uh huh, thats why you are reading this thread. ;D
If we dont read the thread we wont ever know what you think we dont know and be able to correct you, which would seem to indicate we dont know what goes on inside a mans head, seemingly  ::)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on September 29, 2004, 08:29:21 AM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P
Uh huh, thats why you are reading this thread. ;D
If we dont read the thread we wont ever know what you think we dont know and be able to correct you, which would seem to indicate we dont know what goes on inside a mans head, seemingly  ::)

There ya go! What she said!  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: 2nd Timothy on September 29, 2004, 12:25:09 PM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P
Uh huh, thats why you are reading this thread. ;D
If we dont read the thread we wont ever know what you think we dont know and be able to correct you, which would seem to indicate we dont know what goes on inside a mans head, seemingly  ::)


ROFL

Comming from crackpot with a slingshot, thats advice worth heeding!    ;D   :P


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: nChrist on September 29, 2004, 06:34:54 PM
 ;D

If I have a question, I simply ask my wife. If she doesn't know, it's not worth knowing. She is looking over my shoulder, and she's the most intelligent person I've ever met.

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on September 29, 2004, 07:38:51 PM
ROFL!!!!!  A farm girl dont need a slingshot to make you holler OUCH!  :P
   




Toms wife has him so beautifully trained! It just makes a gal teary eyed! *sniff* :'(




Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 30, 2004, 12:12:19 AM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P
Uh huh, thats why you are reading this thread. ;D
If we dont read the thread we wont ever know what you think we dont know and be able to correct you, which would seem to indicate we dont know what goes on inside a mans head, seemingly  ::)

Did you think that we don't always want women to know what we think? ;) ;)

 ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 30, 2004, 12:12:43 AM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P
Uh huh, thats why you are reading this thread. ;D
If we dont read the thread we wont ever know what you think we dont know and be able to correct you, which would seem to indicate we dont know what goes on inside a mans head, seemingly  ::)

There ya go! What she said!  ;D
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 30, 2004, 12:13:25 AM
This thread is a misnomer! Women DO know -- they just don't always let on!  :P
Uh huh, thats why you are reading this thread. ;D
If we dont read the thread we wont ever know what you think we dont know and be able to correct you, which would seem to indicate we dont know what goes on inside a mans head, seemingly  ::)


ROFL

Comming from crackpot with a slingshot, thats advice worth heeding!    ;D   :P
Yup, it sure is............  ;D
But you forgot about the insane part ollie.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 30, 2004, 12:13:56 AM
;D

If I have a question, I simply ask my wife. If she doesn't know, it's not worth knowing. She is looking over my shoulder, and she's the most intelligent person I've ever met.

Love In Christ,
Tom
;D
My wife us to do the same thing.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 30, 2004, 12:14:50 AM
ROFL!!!!!  A farm girl dont need a slingshot to make you holler OUCH!  :P
Uh huh, that slingshot got you again, did it? ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: 2nd Timothy on September 30, 2004, 09:23:00 AM
ROFL!!!!!  A farm girl dont need a slingshot to make you holler OUCH!  :P

Don't I know it!    LOL   (http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/crutch.gif)
   


Quote
Toms wife has him so beautifully trained! It just makes a gal teary eyed! *sniff* :'(

(http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/doh.gif)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on September 30, 2004, 02:32:11 PM
ROFL!!!!!  A farm girl dont need a slingshot to make you holler OUCH!  :P
 


Quote
Toms wife has him so beautifully trained! It just makes a gal teary eyed! *sniff* :'(

(http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/doh.gif)
;D


Title: Killer Biscuits
Post by: nChrist on October 02, 2004, 03:03:18 PM
(By Email - Is this real?)

Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.


Title: Re:Killer Biscuits
Post by: Shylynne on October 03, 2004, 07:04:32 PM
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.

I`m certain this joke is not relevant to my being blond or my laughing at  BEP  :P


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Symphony on October 03, 2004, 07:37:08 PM

That's a sight, bep.

Mmmmm, fresh biscuit dough.

Now I do have to taste the biscuit dough when it's being made.


   ;D


Now you've got me hungry for some of those fresh, hot, steaming powder milk biscuits.

   :'(

If they're made right, you don't need anything on them.  Just the biscuit.

   :)

Maybe some hot, steaming black coffee.  


   :)


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Sulfurdolphin on October 03, 2004, 09:02:05 PM

 That goes to show that Eve must of been a Blonde to be duped by the serpent and ate of the fruit.  8)LOL :D ;D :P


Title: Re:Killer Biscuits
Post by: nChrist on October 03, 2004, 10:59:18 PM
Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.

I`m certain this joke is not relevant to my being blond or my laughing at  BEP  :P

Shylynne,

 ;D Sister, I figured this story had to be bogus. The biscuit victim had to be a man. WOW!, it would be difficult for a man to go through life with a name of Linda.   ;D

(Small Print: hiding)


Title: Re:Killer Biscuits
Post by: Shammu on October 03, 2004, 11:38:25 PM
(By Email - Is this real?)

Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.
Linda, is she a doughy blonde?? ;D


Title: Re:Clues for Men (Grand Opening)
Post by: Shylynne on October 04, 2004, 12:49:26 PM
This space has  been renovated and will now be CU Central  for  CLUES FOR MEN




  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: nChrist on October 04, 2004, 05:08:08 PM
(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s54.gif)

Men, they're singing the blues.   ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Kristi Ann on October 04, 2004, 05:27:42 PM
(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s54.gif)

Men, they're singing the blues.   ;D


ha ha, ya better sing buster!!!  ;D

Blessings,  \o/

MsGuidedAngel


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on October 04, 2004, 05:34:19 PM
(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s54.gif)

Men, they're singing the blues.   ;D
It sure looks like it brother.
(http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/band.gif) (http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage10/12.gif)
(http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/emoticons1/BANJO.GIF)


Title: Clues for Men (Grand Opening)
Post by: Shylynne on October 04, 2004, 05:42:24 PM
cool...grand opening party  8)


Title: Re:Clues for Men (Grand Opening)
Post by: Kristi Ann on October 04, 2004, 06:19:12 PM
cool...grand opening party  8)


LOL, ROFL ShyLynne!!! ;D *tee hee*  ;D


Title: Re:Clues for Men (Grand Opening)
Post by: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:19:01 AM
cool...grand opening party  8)


LOL, ROFL ShyLynne!!! ;D *tee hee*  ;D

  ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: nChrist on October 16, 2004, 05:59:06 PM
 ;D   I'll take Politics of Borneo for $100 Please.   ;D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 06:19:54 PM
;D   I'll take Politics of Borneo for $100 Please.   ;D

Oh no you dont...women choose the clues!




 And i`m geographically impaired so no  picking  things like islands in the south china sea to make me look blond  :P


Title: Killer Biscuits
Post by: Brother Love on October 17, 2004, 01:42:08 PM
(By Email - Is this real?)

Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.


ROFLOL ;D ;D ;D



(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/blgif1.gif)


Title: Killer Biscuits
Post by: sincereheart on October 19, 2004, 08:41:37 AM
Sad News  to report:

It is with the  saddest heart that I must pass on  the
following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon  of the
entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of  celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the CaliforniaRaisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima
delivered the  eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he  still, was a
crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his  elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was  held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: nChrist on October 19, 2004, 12:55:37 PM
Sincereheart,

 ;D   ;D  The news of my demise is greatly exaggerated.


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Allinall on October 19, 2004, 04:28:05 PM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)

I just spent the last few days watching my girls be sick with colds.  The oldest cried at everything that happened.  Not just a tear, but wailing and sobbing.  The younger got angry at everyone and everything and yelled until she ended up sobbing.  This, is NOT[/b] a good sign of future circumstance.   :D


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on October 20, 2004, 08:24:54 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D   ;D  The news of my demise is greatly exaggerated.

ROFL!  ;D

(you're way too skinny  ;))


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: sincereheart on October 20, 2004, 08:26:59 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)

I just spent the last few days watching my girls be sick with colds.  The oldest cried at everything that happened.  Not just a tear, but wailing and sobbing.  The younger got angry at everyone and everything and yelled until she ended up sobbing.  This, is NOT[/b] a good sign of future circumstance.   :D

*gulps* Just wait till they become teens!  :-X


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Kalthzar on October 21, 2004, 02:11:18 PM
you know that makes me glad i have no sisters


Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on October 24, 2004, 01:46:02 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)

I just spent the last few days watching my girls be sick with colds.  The oldest cried at everything that happened.  Not just a tear, but wailing and sobbing.  The younger got angry at everyone and everything and yelled until she ended up sobbing.  This, is NOT[/b] a good sign of future circumstance.   :D

*gulps* Just wait till they become teens!  :-X
Then you'll be infor trouble, Allinall. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mhihi.gif)  Been there done that, not much help I know but..................

Its a blast watching them grow up.


Title: Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Brother Love on October 24, 2004, 11:30:21 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)

I just spent the last few days watching my girls be sick with colds.  The oldest cried at everything that happened.  Not just a tear, but wailing and sobbing.  The younger got angry at everyone and everything and yelled until she ended up sobbing.  This, is NOT[/b] a good sign of future circumstance.   :D

*gulps* Just wait till they become teens!  :-X
Then you'll be infor trouble, Allinall. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mhihi.gif)  Been there done that, not much help I know but..................

Its a blast watching them grow up.


I agree :)


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Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on October 24, 2004, 11:35:37 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)

I just spent the last few days watching my girls be sick with colds.  The oldest cried at everything that happened.  Not just a tear, but wailing and sobbing.  The younger got angry at everyone and everything and yelled until she ended up sobbing.  This, is NOT[/b] a good sign of future circumstance.   :D

*gulps* Just wait till they become teens!  :-X
Then you'll be infor trouble, Allinall. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mhihi.gif)  Been there done that, not much help I know but..................

Its a blast watching them grow up.


I agree :)


(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/blgif1.gif)
Thats a first........ ;)


Title: Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Brother Love on October 24, 2004, 11:37:30 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)

I just spent the last few days watching my girls be sick with colds.  The oldest cried at everything that happened.  Not just a tear, but wailing and sobbing.  The younger got angry at everyone and everything and yelled until she ended up sobbing.  This, is NOT[/b] a good sign of future circumstance.   :D

*gulps* Just wait till they become teens!  :-X
Then you'll be infor trouble, Allinall. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mhihi.gif)  Been there done that, not much help I know but..................

Its a blast watching them grow up.


I agree :)


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Thats a first........ ;)

Your BAD ;D


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Title: Re:Things Women Don't Know
Post by: Shammu on October 24, 2004, 11:40:40 AM
Men need to Learn to put the Toliet Seat DOWN!!!!!! [/b]  :P :P
Why there are no women in my home....... ;D

I've got 3.  I jest with my wife that when my girls get older, there will be a week every month when I disappear.  She jests back that I'll probably only have 1 week when I'd want to appear.   :D  She funny!  And probably right, so DW...when can I move in?   ;D



Yes.  I'm kidding.

You sure?  ;)

I just spent the last few days watching my girls be sick with colds.  The oldest cried at everything that happened.  Not just a tear, but wailing and sobbing.  The younger got angry at everyone and everything and yelled until she ended up sobbing.  This, is NOT[/b] a good sign of future circumstance.   :D

*gulps* Just wait till they become teens!  :-X
Then you'll be infor trouble, Allinall. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/mhihi.gif)  Been there done that, not much help I know but..................

Its a blast watching them grow up.


I agree :)


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Thats a first........ ;)

Your BAD ;D


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Least I am in good company. ;D


Title: Re:Clues for Men
Post by: Shylynne on October 26, 2004, 02:01:13 PM
Clue: Now that you have (if you have a clue at all) finally come to the  conclusion you will never completely understand women, then dont even begin to think you will ever understand teenage women!

   ;D


Title: Re:Clues for Men
Post by: nChrist on October 26, 2004, 06:05:54 PM
Clue: Now that you have (if you have a clue at all) finally come to the  conclusion you will never completely understand women, then dont even begin to think you will ever understand teenage women!

   ;D

 ;D   ;D

I'll have you know that my wife gives me a clue and tells me whatever I need to know any time I want. AND, my grown daughter with children helps her. SO, I am not clueless! I write all my clues down and keep them in a safe place. I just can't remember where.   ;D

 :P


Title: Re:Clues for Men
Post by: Shylynne on October 27, 2004, 08:08:06 PM
Clue: Now that you have (if you have a clue at all) finally come to the  conclusion you will never completely understand women, then dont even begin to think you will ever understand teenage women!

   ;D

 ;D   ;D

I'll have you know that my wife gives me a clue and tells me whatever I need to know any time I want. AND, my grown daughter with children helps her. SO, I am not clueless! I write all my clues down and keep them in a safe place. I just can't remember where.   ;D

 :P

Tom dont you know man invented the swinging door to post all the reminder notes from his wife? I`m sure women invented the actual refridgerator thats attached to the  swinging door tho just in case you were  puffin up with lil bit of pride  :P