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Hear, hear!
But I say we put anyone who "bugs" us straight in the ice-cold slammer! Heeheehee! Get it? Website...bugs...
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Quote from: Whitehorse on December 02, 2003, 07:50:33 PM
Hear, hear!
But I say we put anyone who "bugs" us straight in the ice-cold slammer! Heeheehee! Get it? Website...bugs...
Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,
I got it.
The executioner could deliver the punishment after the defendant spends several days in the "ice-cold slammer!"
The defendant was tried in absentia without counsel or notice of rights, but that should be no concern for the executioner.
As Symphony might say, "He He".
Love In Christ,
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I'm a llama!
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*sigh* the judges these days...
I want some justice, Man!
And, seems Tibby's absconded.
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Quote from: Symphony on December 02, 2003, 10:48:22 PM
*sigh* the judges these days...
I want some justice, Man!
And, seems Tibby's absconded.
Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,
It sounds like you need to run for judge. Maybe you could style the court after the one Judge Roy Bean had in the Old West. I've read and seen various documentaries, stories, and movies about him. There had been a gunfight one day, and one of the deceased was lying in the dirt street. I don't know if this is true or not, but the story is that Judge Roy Bean counted the money in his pocket and fined the deceased that amount for littering.
Regardless, I think we need you as a Judge. We haven't had a good, old fashioned "hanging judge" in quite some time.
Love In Christ,
Tom
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I've been appointed Executioner! Oh, wow! I've always dreamed my talent would at last be recognized!
I'd like to thank my family, my cat, and this great crowd of adoring people...
I - I mean, "You've met your match, Thibodeaux."
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Did we lose Tibby?
I don't like this jail. Prisoners can just walk out anytime they choose.
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Quote from: Symphony on December 03, 2003, 11:39:27 AM
Did we lose Tibby?
I don't like this jail. Prisoners can just walk out anytime they choose.
Fix the walk out thing then put JTB in it
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According to the power invested in me, I, Willowbirch, promptly before my well-deserved vacation, have carried out the Virtual CU Court's order against Tibby, a.k.a. Thibodeaux. I would like to report that the five-pound carp suffered little damage in the process.
WIllowbirch requests that the above mentioned five-pound carp be confiscated for dinner. No further questions, Yer Honor.
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This thread is insane!
I love it!
Carry on!
That is all!
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HEY!!! How come a girl gets to be the executioner? What ever happened to the respect fat bald men earned for the position? Oh well. If I can't be the slapper, can I at least get the remains? Of the fish...
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Quote from: Allinall on December 05, 2003, 06:32:06 AM
HEY!!! How come a girl gets to be the executioner? What ever happened to the respect fat bald men earned for the position? Oh well. If I can't be the slapper, can I at least get the remains? Of the fish...
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,
She has more hair and previous experience as an executioner.
Tom
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Oh definitely fat and bald. Executioners definitely need to be fat and bald. And BO too. (PeeeeYew!). And black leather vest.
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Oh definitely fat and bald. Executioners definitely need to be fat and bald. And BO too. (PeeeeYew!). And black leather vest.
See Tom? Fat and bald go a long way! And hey, I can stink too if I have to!
Anywho...if Willow's got the executioner's job...can I be a bounty hunter?
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 02, 2003, 08:15:56 PM
Quote from: Whitehorse on December 02, 2003, 07:50:33 PM
Hear, hear!
But I say we put anyone who "bugs" us straight in the ice-cold slammer! Heeheehee! Get it? Website...bugs...
Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,
I got it.
The executioner could deliver the punishment after the defendant spends several days in the "ice-cold slammer!"
The defendant was tried in absentia without counsel or notice of rights, but that should be no concern for the executioner.
As Symphony might say, "He He".
Love In Christ,
Tom
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Oh definitely fat and bald. Executioners definitely need to be fat and bald. And BO too. (PeeeeYew!). And black leather vest.
See Tom? Fat and bald go a long way! And hey, I can stink too if I have to!
Anywho...if Willow's got the executioner's job...can I be a bounty hunter?
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,
Yes, and we'll give you one bullet, just like Barney Fife. However, that bullet will be for you in case things go real BAD!
In Christ,
Tom
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