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« on: November 16, 2003, 06:36:14 PM »

Okay, brothers and sisters.  For a forum like this, since it's a "community" of sorts, and there are going to be those of us who are always, um, "pushing the envelope", or straying from the Tried and True(now stop looking at me), I'm thinking maybe we need a sort of Website Hoosegow--hehe--Yes, a Jail, a Stockade, THE BIG SLAMMER,  where we can send the offending party to let him(or her--hehe), as it were, "cool off".

I suppose they could be sent here either at the arrest of like bep, or Admin, or maybe there could be "citizen arrests", where fellow members can "list" the perpatrator here.  Then, with other's recommendations, they can be, um "suspended"(hehe Wink).  Until they make amends.  Angry Grin

Also, with the perp listed here, could be their email(if they wanted it), so that way members could contact them to try to persuade them or help them "see the light"(hehe).

It would also become an available list of former members and, perhaps, what "they're in for"( Lips Sealed).


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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2003, 09:57:19 PM »

Can we collect $200.00 when we pass go?

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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2003, 07:07:37 AM »

LOL, Ollie!

Can I be Barney Fife?  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2003, 08:05:51 PM »


Hehe, very funny, guys.   Roll Eyes


I think Admin could set up a whole separate category here, and just call it "Jail".   For malcontents and those of, um, general "malfeasance".   Maybe put it in the Fellowship area(hehe), right under Testimonies, or maybe Entertainment, under Television(at the very bottom).  Bep could do the arresting, listing their user name there, with the infraction(e.g., "aiding and abetting a stupid comment" Grin).


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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2003, 01:08:56 PM »

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

 Grin   Grin  Maybe we need a virtual judge, jury, and executioner. You mentioned citizen's arrests, and that made me partially remember the Andy Griffith episode where Barney gave Gomer a ticket for something, and Gomer made a citizen's arrest of Barney for doing the same thing. That show was an example of clean family fun.

If we model that after the Mayberry jail, you'll have to remember that they always left the cell doors open and the prisoners stayed on the honor system.  Grin  One must also remember that Aunt Bee provided the best food in the country for the prisoners, so some didn't want to leave.

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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2003, 08:16:58 PM »


Yes, I could shore use a piece of Aunt Bee's fried chicken right about now.   Grin

Very good, bep.  I'd forgotten about the open jail cells.  That's classic.

I can just imagine Gomer arresting Barney.  Boy, that would be a hoot.  I've never seen that one.

Too bad it's not all that much fun and funny out in real life.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2003, 09:42:53 PM »

I totally forgot about the open cells on that show!!!  
Oh yeah...Aunt Bea's cookin'...if I could only eat fried chicken...any fried chicken...I'd be HAPPY!!! Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2003, 10:32:03 PM »

I agree, DovesWings! Besides; haven't you heard that KFC chicken is now considered a health food?  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2003, 03:54:23 PM »


KFC chicken is now considered a health food?  


     Roll Eyes


Okay, I've got our first prisoner.  I *think* it was Christ7Truth7Life7, with her/his post re; homosexuality, a few weeks ago.  The thread got started, then was locked, and now seems to be gone completely.

Anyway, Christ7 is herewith arrested, and in the SLAMMER!!

Hehe.  You have to PAY to get out.

This court is adjourned(for today).  All rise.

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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2003, 04:25:40 PM »

Hope he/she does not have a "get out of jail free card".

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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2003, 10:15:59 PM »

Hope he/she does not have a "get out of jail free card".

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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2003, 05:07:28 PM »


Tibby is hereby arrested and put in jail for using God's name in vain, under "Music: Beethoven".  

He has the right to remain silent,  Lips Sealed, and he has the right to a CU Forum attorney, here (if he can find one--hehe Grin).

He has the right to one email. (hehe Grin)  


We'll let bep or Admin decide the punishment(MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...).

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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2003, 06:11:17 PM »

 Grin Bye, Tibby! See you when you make parole!
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2003, 06:33:25 PM »


Tibby is hereby arrested and put in jail for using God's name in vain, under "Music: Beethoven".  

He has the right to remain silent,  Lips Sealed, and he has the right to a CU Forum attorney, here (if he can find one--hehe Grin).

He has the right to one email. (hehe Grin)  


We'll let bep or Admin decide the punishment(MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...).



Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

The Virtual CU Supreme Court has met and rendered a verdict. The nine judge panel rendered a unanimous verdict.

The defendant didn't realize what he was doing, but he won't be let off with a slap on the wrist.

The defendant will be taken to a place of punishment and slapped twice by a 5 pound carp in a location chosen by the executioner. The executioner will also choose how fresh or how spoiled the fish might be.   Grin

The court appoints Willowbirch as the executioner.    Grin

In Christ,
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