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« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2003, 11:29:02 PM »


I guess Tibby doesn't even know he's in jail.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2003, 12:44:01 AM »

Can I be the jail keeper? That would be fun. I have a musical instrument I can't play, so all I would have to do is skwak on it when the prisoners get out of line. That'll learn 'em!
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« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2003, 08:44:55 PM »


That'll learn 'em!


 Huh


*sigh*  The schooling these days.


But, on separate charges, Whitehorse  in the slammer( Embarrassed)--passing around a picture of a giant eyeball in the heavens as real:  http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2003/11/images/a/formats/web.jpg

AND APPARENTLY,  Your Honor(or is this a jury?), she BELIEVES its real herself!

Such superstition.  Such apostasy.  Such travesty.

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« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2003, 09:29:37 PM »


That'll learn 'em!


 Huh


*sigh*  The schooling these days.


But, on separate charges, Whitehorse  in the slammer( Embarrassed)--passing around a picture of a giant eyeball in the heavens as real:  http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2003/11/images/a/formats/web.jpg

AND APPARENTLY,  Your Honor(or is this a jury?), she BELIEVES its real herself!

Such superstition.  Such apostasy.  Such travesty.



Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

 Grin   Grin  One has to remember that Whitehorse is in charge of the jail. I understand that eye is actually the cyclop jailer Whitehorse has hired for the night shift. Yes, that is a picture of the inside of the jail at night.

If I were you, I'd check to make sure all of my parking tickets were paid and send a big bucket of KFC to the jail.   Grin

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« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2003, 09:59:32 PM »

Wow, that cyclops has some pretty bad inflammation...I've heard that can be caused by high blood pressure or excessive irritation. Watch out, Symphony!
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« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2003, 10:33:48 PM »

HEY!!! How come a girl gets to be the executioner?  What ever happened to the respect fat bald men earned for the position?  
Hm, I think somebody has blonde-envy! Or maybe a midlife crises.
 We're in a new world, Allinall. Pretty soon the United States will be run by a woman president! The national pet will be the cat, and every parking space will be twice as wide! Lawnmowers will come in shades of lavender, rose and mauve; nail guns will become extinct. The Terminator movies will be replaced by Avonlea and Oprah. Just a grim foretaste of the future for y'all.  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2003, 12:12:26 AM »

Oklahoma Howdy to Willowbirch,

 Cry   Cry   Cry
Just anyone but Hillary for president, PLEASE! Run and I'll vote for you.

 Grin  Reference those parking spots, I speak from experience, make them triple wide.

 Grin  Reference the pink lawn mowers, we knew that was coming. We don't care since the women will be running them.

19 - WOW! - That's almost over the hill, right Allinall?

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« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2003, 01:19:59 AM »


That'll learn 'em!


 Huh


*sigh*  The schooling these days.


But, on separate charges, Whitehorse  in the slammer( Embarrassed)--passing around a picture of a giant eyeball in the heavens as real:  http://imgsrc.hubblesite.org/hu/db/2003/11/images/a/formats/web.jpg

AND APPARENTLY,  Your Honor(or is this a jury?), she BELIEVES its real herself!

Such superstition.  Such apostasy.  Such travesty.



Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

 Grin   Grin  One has to remember that Whitehorse is in charge of the jail. I understand that eye is actually the cyclop jailer Whitehorse has hired for the night shift. Yes, that is a picture of the inside of the jail at night.

If I were you, I'd check to make sure all of my parking tickets were paid and send a big bucket of KFC to the jail.   Grin

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Tom


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« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2003, 06:45:59 AM »

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Hm, I think somebody has blonde-envy! Or maybe a midlife crises.
We're in a new world, Allinall. Pretty soon the United States will be run by a woman president! The national pet will be the cat, and every parking space will be twice as wide! Lawnmowers will come in shades of lavender, rose and mauve; nail guns will become extinct. The Terminator movies will be replaced by Avonlea and Oprah. Just a grim foretaste of the future for y'all.

Never happen.  'Cept maybe the president thing, and I'm with Tom on that one!  But as for the national cat pet thing?  Oooooooooh no.  That's just plain wrong.  Colored lawnmowers I can handle if I don't have to do the mowing!  Grin  I can live without nail guns.  Have hammer will travel!  As for the movies...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  Must have Ahnald to soovive!!!!  Yees.  Da foochur es greem.
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« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2003, 06:47:42 AM »

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19 - WOW! - That's almost over the hill, right Allinall?

Peaking man!  She's nigh unto the downhill slide!  Course that makes me near the bottom and you under it...but hey!   Wink Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2003, 02:40:21 PM »

 Must have Ahnald to soovive!!!!  Yees.  Da foochur es greem.
Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2003, 12:55:46 AM »


Doesn't seem like we've had too many arrests  lately.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #42 on: December 20, 2003, 01:59:56 AM »


Doesn't seem like we've had too many arrests  lately.   Roll Eyes

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

There are no repeat offenders. One night in Whitehorse's jail with that cyclop jailer and they are on the straight and narrow. Whitehorse made a wise decision hiring the cyclop, and vision care under the medical plan is cheaper.   Cheesy
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« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2003, 03:18:29 PM »

OK  so which cell do ya'll have Hitch in? Angry
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« Reply #44 on: December 20, 2003, 05:18:03 PM »


Doesn't seem like we've had too many arrests  lately.   Roll Eyes

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

There are no repeat offenders. One night in Whitehorse's jail with that cyclop jailer and they are on the straight and narrow. Whitehorse made a wise decision hiring the cyclop, and vision care under the medical plan is cheaper.   Cheesy

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