Women Strike Back!

[michael_legna]

Behind every sucessful man,
there was a woman behind him.
        Florence

...nagging him about something.

[Willowbirch]

Behind every sucessful man,
there was a woman behind him.
        Florence

...nagging him about something.

LOL!!

"If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag."

[Shylynne]

A WIDOWER who was about to be remarried was busy cleaning up his kitchen when one of his friends dropped in.

 "Boy, you're working hard," remarked his friend.  "What gives?"  "Well," replied the soon-to-be-married fellow, "this kitchen is going under new management on Monday and I want to have it in good order."  

A week after the wedding, his friend arrived for dinner and inquired about the new "manager."  "Was your wife impressed with your efforts?" he asked.  "She sure was," replied the newlywed. "She's hired the old staff to carry on as usual."

[sincereheart]

Ooh! A smart one, she is!  




Too late for me.....

[C C]

   ROFL

What's the Instinct that makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying???

It's the same instinct that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

[C C]

 

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

We don't know.  It's never happened.  

[sincereheart]

ROFL! Candice....



Ooh! I missed this:

"If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag."

Now there's some knowledge!  

[sincereheart]

$$$.....

Kurt and his wife Melissa often take car trips from the U.S. to
Canada. One holiday season they were stopped at the border,
where the guard asked Kurt the value of any goods they would be taking back with them. Kurt paused to think of the value of everything they had acquired on their trip.

"Never mind," the guard said, "what's the most expensive thing in your car?"

Without hesitation, Kurt replied, "My wife."

 

[sincereheart]

A Real "Bad Hair" Day..........

"What happened to you?" asked the bystander of the man
lying on the sidewalk outside of the beauty parlor.

The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin.
"Well, the last thing I remember was my wife coming out of the beauty salon. I took one look at her and said,
'Well, Honey, ... at least you tried.'"

[Tibby]

$$$.....

Kurt and his wife Melissa often take car trips from the U.S. to
Canada. One holiday season they were stopped at the border,
where the guard asked Kurt the value of any goods they would be taking back with them. Kurt paused to think of the value of everything they had acquired on their trip.

"Never mind," the guard said, "what's the most expensive thing in your car?"

Without hesitation, Kurt replied, "My wife."

 

ahahahahahahaha! Great one!

[Kristi Ann]

WOW, OMGosh I Loved reading through these! May I save some of the pictures and use them at Kristi Ann's Haven?  I am so sure the other women will love them as much as I did!!!


"Blessings" \o/


KristiAnn

[Shylynne]

go for it KristiAnn  

[Kristi Ann]

go for it KristiAnn  

Thanks so Much Shylynn!!!!  


"Blessings Sis"  \o/

KristiAnn

[Shylynne]

I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have
to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat
out!"  

[sincereheart]

I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have
to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat
out!"  

Ooh! My kind of cooking! I'll be trying that recipe!