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« Reply #75 on: April 20, 2004, 04:22:58 PM » |
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Behind every sucessful man,
there was a woman behind him.
Florence
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Matt 5:11 Blessed are ye when they shall revile you, and persecute you, and speak all that is evil against you, untruly, for my sake:
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« Reply #76 on: April 21, 2004, 12:37:47 PM » |
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Behind every sucessful man,
there was a woman behind him.
Florence
...nagging him about something. LOL!! "If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag." |
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"Man dreams and desires; God broods, and wills, and quickens."
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« Reply #77 on: April 29, 2004, 08:32:47 AM » |
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A WIDOWER who was about to be remarried was busy cleaning up his kitchen when one of his friends dropped in. "Boy, you're working hard," remarked his friend. "What gives?" "Well," replied the soon-to-be-married fellow, "this kitchen is going under new management on Monday and I want to have it in good order." A week after the wedding, his friend arrived for dinner and inquired about the new "manager." "Was your wife impressed with your efforts?" he asked. "She sure was," replied the newlywed. "She's hired the old staff to carry on as usual."  |
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne |
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« Reply #78 on: May 03, 2004, 07:49:37 AM » |
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Ooh! A smart one, she is!  Too late for me.....  |
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« Reply #79 on: May 04, 2004, 04:13:35 PM » |
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 ROFL What's the Instinct that makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying??? It's the same instinct that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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Doing unto others as you would have them do unto you would include not finding your neighbor's biggest fault and then harping on it as if it were your mission.
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« Reply #80 on: May 04, 2004, 04:14:27 PM » |
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?  We don't know. It's never happened.
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Doing unto others as you would have them do unto you would include not finding your neighbor's biggest fault and then harping on it as if it were your mission.
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« Reply #81 on: May 05, 2004, 05:27:28 AM » |
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ROFL! Candice.... Ooh! I missed this: "If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a Thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag." Now there's some knowledge! |
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« Reply #82 on: May 10, 2004, 08:19:58 AM » |
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$$$..... Kurt and his wife Melissa often take car trips from the U.S. to Canada. One holiday season they were stopped at the border, where the guard asked Kurt the value of any goods they would be taking back with them. Kurt paused to think of the value of everything they had acquired on their trip. "Never mind," the guard said, "what's the most expensive thing in your car?" Without hesitation, Kurt replied, "My wife." |
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sincereheart
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« Reply #83 on: May 10, 2004, 08:31:19 AM » |
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A Real "Bad Hair" Day..........
"What happened to you?" asked the bystander of the man
lying on the sidewalk outside of the beauty parlor.
The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin.
"Well, the last thing I remember was my wife coming out of the beauty salon. I took one look at her and said,
'Well, Honey, ... at least you tried.'"
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« Reply #84 on: May 10, 2004, 12:37:04 PM » |
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$$$..... Kurt and his wife Melissa often take car trips from the U.S. to Canada. One holiday season they were stopped at the border, where the guard asked Kurt the value of any goods they would be taking back with them. Kurt paused to think of the value of everything they had acquired on their trip. "Never mind," the guard said, "what's the most expensive thing in your car?" Without hesitation, Kurt replied, "My wife." ahahahahahahaha! Great one! |
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Was there ever a time when Common sence was common?
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« Reply #85 on: May 10, 2004, 06:18:29 PM » |
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WOW, OMGosh I Loved reading through these! May I save some of the pictures and use them at Kristi Ann's Haven? I am so sure the other women will love them as much as I did!!!
"Blessings" \o/
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Shylynne
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« Reply #86 on: May 10, 2004, 06:29:54 PM » |
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go for it KristiAnn  |
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« Reply #87 on: May 10, 2004, 06:35:58 PM » |
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go for it KristiAnn Thanks so Much Shylynn!!!! "Blessings Sis" \o/ KristiAnn |
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Shylynne
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« Reply #88 on: May 11, 2004, 05:11:20 PM » |
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I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out!"  |
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« Reply #89 on: May 12, 2004, 09:32:32 PM » |
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I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out!" Ooh! My kind of cooking! I'll be trying that recipe! |
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