Women Strike Back!

[Willowbirch]

I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have
to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat
out!"  

Ooh! My kind of cooking! I'll be trying that recipe!  

My dad just says, "Oh, that's interesting! How did you learn to cook?"

[sincereheart]

Smart man!  

[Shammu]

*Picks up a piece of Shylynne meatloaf and runs from this thread.

[Gracey]

Why did God make Mother's.....as told by 7-8 year olds

Why did God make mothers?
 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
 2. Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
 3. Mostly to clean the house.
 4. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but probably pretty bossy.
 3. They say she used to be nice.

How did your mom meet your dad?
 1. Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
 1. His last name.
 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.

Why did your mom marry your dad?
 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
 3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dads such a goofball.  
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
 1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.  
 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
 3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
 
What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
 1. I think around 30 years.
 2. You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!

[BlackmanX]

Hmm.

Male  bashing.....ugh.  

[sincereheart]

Hmm.

Male  bashing.....ugh.  

Typical male.... jumped in at the end and never read through all the way from the beginning......

And what is the title of the thread??
Oh yeah, it's Women Strike BACK!  

[sincereheart]

Fairy Godmother.....

A Fairy Godmother told a married couple: "For being such an
exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a
wish."

"I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband"
said the wife. The Fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and
said: "Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity
like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So.....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife was deeply disappointed, but a wish was a wish. The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.....abracadabra!...
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.

Reminder: Fairies are Female!
 

[Shylynne]

*Picks up a piece of Shylynne meatloaf and runs from this thread.

 so you  appreciate home cookin no matter how bad huh? LOL

 

[Shylynne]

Hmm.

Male  bashing.....ugh.  

Women like silent men, they think they're listening

[ollie]

Do you women realize the males are challenging our peabrains over in the mens thread?

We must dispense judgment upon thier heads!

You have peabrains?

[Shylynne]

LOL ...and still can outsmart anything with an adams apple  

[ollie]

LOL ...and still can outsmart anything with an adams apple  

Well, hey, that goes with out saying.

[sincereheart]

[Kristi Ann]

Wow, Where I can I buy one of those Remotes above?! LOL.

Very Good Sincere Heart, I love this thread a lot. We DO NOT have peabrains men!


Blessings,  \o/

Kristi

[Shammu]

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine.