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« Reply #105 on: July 13, 2004, 04:39:31 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


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« Reply #106 on: July 13, 2004, 05:32:45 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin
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« Reply #107 on: July 13, 2004, 07:52:07 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
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« Reply #108 on: July 13, 2004, 02:47:14 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Okay,  Send Pictures so we can believe it, LOL... j/k   Grin

I am happy you care for your home, are you for hire at all?

Blessings,  \o/

Kristi
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« Reply #109 on: July 13, 2004, 05:12:00 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
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« Reply #110 on: July 13, 2004, 05:13:52 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Okay,  Send Pictures so we can believe it, LOL... j/k   Grin

I am happy you care for your home, are you for hire at all?

Blessings,  \o/

Kristi

Sorry I am not for hire. I don't like cleaning house but, it needs to be done. Wish I had enough to hire a maid. Sad
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« Reply #111 on: July 13, 2004, 05:47:50 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Okay,  Send Pictures so we can believe it, LOL... j/k   Grin

I am happy you care for your home, are you for hire at all?

Blessings,  \o/

Kristi

Sorry I am not for hire. I don't like cleaning house but, it needs to be done. Wish I had enough to hire a maid. Sad

I clean when my disability lets too do so.... Taking Vicodin for pain everyday, plus my Trazodone Sleeping pills and my Zoloft, knocks me out.......   Cry Cry
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« Reply #112 on: July 14, 2004, 02:23:02 AM »

Sleeping pills don't work for me. I am better off taking pain pills to help me sleep.
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« Reply #113 on: July 14, 2004, 07:18:42 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
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« Reply #114 on: July 14, 2004, 02:11:13 PM »

Sleeping pills don't work for me. I am better off taking pain pills to help me sleep.

umm, mine are prescription sleeping pills from my doctor. They help me sleep through the night when the pain will not let me sometimes..


Blessings,   \o/

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« Reply #115 on: July 14, 2004, 03:08:07 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #116 on: July 14, 2004, 07:51:16 PM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
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« Reply #117 on: July 15, 2004, 02:03:24 AM »

Sleeping pills don't work for me. I am better off taking pain pills to help me sleep.

umm, mine are prescription sleeping pills from my doctor. They help me sleep through the night when the pain will not let me sometimes..


Blessings,   \o/

KristiAnn

So were mine,living with pain every day though the pills never worked. The only way they would work is if I took 4 pilols to sleep. My Doc had a fit about that.
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« Reply #118 on: July 15, 2004, 02:04:07 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Not a chance of me changing my mind about that. Grin
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« Reply #119 on: July 15, 2004, 07:16:24 AM »

:eek: well there are no women in my house. I live alone so the remote is mine. Wink Grin

Yikes I bet your bathroom is growing things...... Need I say more, I think not, ya know........ to be continued.......

Men are like~> ja ja fer ser they Uff Da ja ja ya betcha!!   Grin


I be of second Generation NÝrge in the USA ja ja really


Blessings Everyone, especially us Women, me Must Stick together until the husbands bring home his paycheck tee hee..


Kristi

Nope, I clean house once a week. Thats vaccuming, mopping, dusting, sweeping the floor, and counters in the house. Dishes, pots, and pans get washed every day. When I have gone out on dates, I have been told I have a house as clean as a restruant.
Sooooooooooooo................. nana nana nana!!!  Grin

Ooh! We'd like to invite you to come for a visit! I'll have the cleaning supplies ready!  Grin
I hate cleaning my house, why would you think Wink I want to clean your home? Grin
It was worth a shot!  Wink
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue Grin  Tongue
If you change your mind, just let me know!
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Not a chance of me changing my mind about that. Grin
ROFL!  Grin We'd throw in a free meal!  Grin And we can even limit it to just the chores I hate!  Wink
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