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« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2004, 01:42:04 AM »

Really? I had a similar problem. Women used to trick me by hiding their horns under their hair... Grin
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« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2004, 04:41:50 PM »

Men used to fool me by walking upright, but I'm on to 'em now!

Micah 7:2 "...And there is no upright person among men..."  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2004, 07:31:41 PM »

LOL Willow...you made me go look that up cause I thought you were making it up...and sure `nuff... Lips Sealed

Micah 7:4  The best of them is as a thorn: the most upright is sharper than a thorn hedge  Lips Sealed

Have you got long hair willow?...we may need it!  
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« Reply #63 on: April 14, 2004, 08:08:38 PM »

Really? I had a similar problem. Women used to trick me by hiding their horns under their hair... Grin
Micah 4:13 "Arise and thresh, Daughter of Zion, For your horn I will make iron..."
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« Reply #64 on: April 14, 2004, 08:12:12 PM »

LOL Willow...you made me go look that up cause I thought you were making it up...and sure `nuff... Lips Sealed
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I chopped it off last month. (Now there's nothin' to hide the horn...)  Grin
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« Reply #65 on: April 15, 2004, 07:32:33 AM »

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Actually, it says that men are supposed to make the coffee! There's a whole Book about it....

He brews!

Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!

hehe!  That's funny!   Cheesy  I've got the coffee brewin' ladies and gentlemen.  I'm bein' the man I've been called to be!   Grin

Now there's a good man!  Wink
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« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2004, 02:38:27 AM »

Good come-backs ladies  Wink  Tibby, is probably sprouting horns from all those clunks Smiley and AllinAll is probably still trying to get the coffee brewed perfectly!
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« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2004, 07:24:30 AM »

LOL!  allinall offered us coffee ...but neer served us any...
he said it was brewin! ... so we know ...he knows how to work the coffee pot...hmmm...I KNOW...no clean cups!...I once heard of a man  whose wife went away...and came home to find him eating from the childrens tea set because there were no clean dishes



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« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2004, 12:09:22 PM »

Sorry ladies!  It took some time but...




...coffee's served!   Grin
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« Reply #69 on: April 17, 2004, 06:48:40 AM »

oh my!...what a lovely hostess...is your wife...tell her thank you for us Allinall!
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« Reply #70 on: April 17, 2004, 03:20:05 PM »

Behind every sucessful man,
there was a woman behind him.
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« Reply #71 on: April 17, 2004, 04:38:39 PM »

Sorry ladies!  It took some time but...




...coffee's served!   Grin
Oo! Where's Pooh Bear?  Cheesy
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« Reply #72 on: April 19, 2004, 12:46:22 PM »

oh my!...what a lovely hostess...is your wife...tell her thank you for us Allinall!

Do you know me?   Grin hehee
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« Reply #73 on: April 20, 2004, 08:42:50 AM »

Do you know me?   Grin hehee

It`s common  knowledge amoung us women folk that women  always have to finish anything a man starts...but thanks anyways
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« Reply #74 on: April 20, 2004, 09:50:56 AM »

Do you know me?   Grin hehee

It`s common  knowledge amoung us women folk that women  always have to finish anything a man starts...but thanks anyways

Really?  I've never known a man to ever let the woman have the last word in an argument... Grin
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