Women Strike Back!

[sincereheart]

*clunks Tibby on head.... HARD*  

[Tibby]

Ouch! I said a cold one, woman, Whats wrong with you!?

You need to just "Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong"  

Do you treat your husban like that, sincereheart?

I still love you, Sin

[sincereheart]

Ouch! I said a cold one, woman, Whats wrong with you!?

You need to just "Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong"  

Do you treat your husban like that, sincereheart?

I still love you, Sin

ROFL! Nope, I treat him like royalty and he reciprocates. Works for us both!  

*clunks Tibby again for even asking*
*and one more clunk just cause it's fun to clunk Tibby's hard head*

[Willowbirch]

If we had a "spitdrink" emote here at CU, i would have surely used it! that was pretty good.

Here ya go!

[Shylynne]

Marriage Lessons

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Jane was asked to give her friends a brief account of how to make  a marriage last for such a long duration.

"Tell us Jane, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your husband?"

Jane responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you extreme tolerance, self-restraint, and all about mercy and grace, if you use these talents skillfully, after several years you will even recieve the amazing ability to  make the deaf hear, the dumb to speak....  

[Tibby]

Good Joke, but you had a few spelling errors. Let me correct them for you:

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, John was asked to give his friends a brief account of how to make a marriage last for such a long duration.

"Tell us John, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

John responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you extreme tolerance, self-restraint, and all about mercy and grace, if you use these talents skillfully, after several years you will even receive the amazing ability to have a temperately a deaf ear…“

[Shylynne]

psssst sincere may I borrow your club pluuese


*clunks Tibby on head.... HARD*  

THAT boy is for messin up my perfectly good joke!  

[sincereheart]

psssst sincere may I borrow your club pluuese

Anytime! Anytime at all!  





Psssssttttttt Tibby, not bad!  
Course you still deserve the CLUNK!

[Willowbirch]

Good Joke, but you had a few spelling errors. Let me correct them for you:

[Allinall]

You women are very, very bitter people.  Besides, God like men more.  Says so somewhere in Hezekiah...

[Tibby]

You women are very, very bitter people.  Besides, God like men more.

Amen!

[sincereheart]

You women are very, very bitter people.  Besides, God like men more.  Says so somewhere in Hezekiah...

Actually, it says that men are supposed to make the coffee! There's a whole Book about it....

He brews!

Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!  

[Shylynne]

Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!  

[Allinall]

Actually, it says that men are supposed to make the coffee! There's a whole Book about it....

He brews!

Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!

hehe!  That's funny!    I've got the coffee brewin' ladies and gentlemen.  I'm bein' the man I've been called to be!  

[Shylynne]

Men used to fool me by walking upright, but I'm on to 'em now!