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31  Theology / Debate / Re:CULTS.......... :( on: July 24, 2004, 03:06:29 AM
Now that I've read all 3 of your posts, AMEN!
32  Theology / Debate / Re:CULTS.......... :( on: July 24, 2004, 02:56:38 AM
Unfortunately, this cult is once again starting to grow.
33  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:blackeyedpeas poll on: July 24, 2004, 02:47:32 AM
Cool thread!
I voted "Me and Everyone Else!"

ty for the picture bep! Nice to have a face with a name. Great pic!
34  Theology / Debate / Re:If you vote please read this on: July 24, 2004, 02:31:54 AM
No I certainly am not. That is why I am a man without a party.

Would that be the same as being lukewarm?  Wink

Honestly, I do not look to Bush for Christian guidance. However, his actions are far more Christ-like than those of Kerry.
35  Theology / Debate / Re:If you vote please read this on: July 24, 2004, 02:23:47 AM
DW- I see you've been doing your homework.
Excellent job!
36  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 24, 2004, 02:15:38 AM
RE- are you familiar with TWI?

http://mb-soft.com/believe/txc/way.htm

I know some people online who really like the teachings of Weirwille. (sorry, not sure if that is the correct spelling of the founder's name.)

I disagree with what they believe.
37  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 24, 2004, 01:53:47 AM
I am not a prophet. I wouldn't survive long in this world (or this forum probably  Cheesy) if I was. But I am a protector of and warrior for The One some call Prophet. For if He were to appear in many a 'house of worship' today He wouldn't make it to the exit 'alive'.  And to sacrifice prematurely is no sacrifice at all and saves nothing, only wastes.
I am merely forging the path and 'clearing the land mines' laid down by the Great Deceiver's 'worker bees'. So I am. I am guided, I dictate not the direction nor the guiding.

Who is the one that some called a prophet?
Was He God or just a man or somewhere in between?

You're going to have to clarify this for me because I'm having a hard time with taking your posts seriously because you sound like some men who've made history.
Those men would be Jones, Koresh, Manson and a few others.
38  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 24, 2004, 01:26:35 AM
me thinks dis thread dun getted hijacked.
39  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 24, 2004, 01:11:55 AM
Smart move Dream i am the secertary of edgukation  Grin

they was gunna give me that job til i kwit homeskuling.
40  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 24, 2004, 01:09:17 AM
Richard,

I am done waisting my time reading your posts.

But cheap entertainment is hard to come by!
41  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 24, 2004, 01:07:00 AM
His_Child said:
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I just want to be the interior decorator.  

HS: I think that's a splendid idea!  Grin

I think Ollie should also create a brand new cabinet member in his new administration - "Secretary of Wisdom".  The wisdom secretary will stand behind a tall, offical looking podium and give confusing and evasive answers to simple questions.  

Oh - wait - there's already a position with that job description:  Press Secretary.   Grin  

I could be like Martha Stewart without the record!  Cheesy
42  Entertainment / Politics and Political Issues / Re:US Elections 2004 on: July 23, 2004, 11:17:29 AM
I just want to be the interior decorator.  Cheesy
43  Welcome / About You! / Re:new here... on: July 23, 2004, 12:50:35 AM
YIPPEEE!
Welcome!
((((hugs))))
44  Theology / Debate / Re:animals and souls on: July 22, 2004, 12:46:49 AM
Iíve seen plenty that refer to animals in heaven, but none stating they have a soul.  
Please, back-up with scripture:
(I'm always open to learning!)

Please don't make me look up verses. I have a sunburn that fried my brain, I'm tired from work and I have had a bad hair day.

How did those animals get to Heaven?

45  Theology / Debate / Re:animals and souls on: July 21, 2004, 02:01:28 AM
I was browsing around CU and found this joke. I thought it was cute and would fit with this thread:

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."
       
      And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."
       
      And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
       
      And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
       
      And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
       
      After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."
       
      And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."
       
      And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.
       
      And God was pleased.
      And Adam was greatly improved.
      And Dog was happy.
      And the Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.

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