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Reply #120 on:
June 19, 2004, 12:49:33 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:46:16 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:09:45 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??
Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,
Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?
Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?
I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.
K, would you like the little duckie head on top of it?
No thank you...
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June 19, 2004, 12:50:22 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:47:13 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:11:04 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:47:00 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:45:33 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??
Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,
Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?
Love In Christ,
Tom
NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing....
Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:
So you can't use hearing and other men won't use hearing.... And the end result is the same!
Just like when women start yacking........ but sometimes silence is golden.
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Reply #122 on:
June 19, 2004, 12:52:20 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:48:24 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:13:01 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:47:00 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:45:33 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??
Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,
Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?
Love In Christ,
Tom
NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing....
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.
To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................
*ahem* *lloks for a can for DreamWeaver and Ollie.... to WHACK them with*
How about a ball?
nerf ball that is.......
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Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:48:44 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:13:23 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:05:43 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:43:44 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 12, 2004, 01:23:23 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month.
Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working....
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie.
Scarey, isn't it?
Colorblind glasses?? ?? ?? ROFL!
Who you?? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:50:03 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:03:33 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
Wow! A good one!
WOW!!!!!! she is impressed!!!!!!!!
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Reply #125 on:
June 19, 2004, 12:54:16 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:50:56 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:08:09 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:30:06 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 25, 2004, 07:32:28 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on May 22, 2004, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 22, 2004, 07:27:22 AM
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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................
There's a visual I didn't need......
And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................
I'm scarred for life!
What's next? Pantyhose?
You scarred for life?
? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter.
From what I understand.
Warmth? Try pants!
Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!
Just you and Joe Namath!
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?
***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"
ALL of 'em?
No wonder I don't like football!
Yuck football.
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Definitely fits the 'pukie smilie' category!
Good I'm happy for you.
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Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:51:27 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 18, 2004, 01:42:44 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:13:23 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:05:43 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:43:44 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 12, 2004, 01:23:23 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month.
Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working....
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie.
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?
YOU!!!!
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Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:52:09 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 18, 2004, 01:43:38 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:03:33 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Just open your eyes, and you will find, all the mystires you left behind.
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Reply #128 on:
June 19, 2004, 12:56:13 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 18, 2004, 01:43:54 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:16:02 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:08:09 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:30:06 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 25, 2004, 07:32:28 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on May 22, 2004, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 22, 2004, 07:27:22 AM
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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................
There's a visual I didn't need......
And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................
I'm scarred for life!
What's next? Pantyhose?
You scarred for life?
? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter.
From what I understand.
Warmth? Try pants!
Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!
Just you and Joe Namath!
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?
***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"
ALL of 'em?
No wonder I don't like football!
Yuck football.
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
FIgures now shes not saying anything.
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Reply #129 on:
June 19, 2004, 12:57:48 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 18, 2004, 01:43:38 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:03:33 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
It is a new snow tire retread. That is why the impression is so bold. Smilies also have very tender skin.
They do?
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June 19, 2004, 12:58:12 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:10:12 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:47:00 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:45:33 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??
Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,
Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?
Love In Christ,
Tom
NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing....
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.
Men are famous for their selective hearing!
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.
Viva la difference!
*SPEW*
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Reply #131 on:
June 19, 2004, 12:59:03 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:11:29 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:35:39 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:39:00 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM
Closer!
I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.
It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!
Perhaps a retread is in order.
Maybe........
Nope I don't think so ollie, thanks anyway.
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Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:36:57 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:58:54 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:30:06 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 25, 2004, 07:32:28 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on May 22, 2004, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 22, 2004, 07:27:22 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on May 22, 2004, 01:14:05 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 21, 2004, 07:27:10 AM
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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................
There's a visual I didn't need......
And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................
I'm scarred for life!
What's next? Pantyhose?
You scarred for life?
? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter.
From what I understand.
Warmth? Try pants!
Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!
Just you and Joe Namath!
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?
***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"
ALL of 'em?
No wonder I don't like football!
Well maybe not the coach.
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Hmmmmm? Could be?
Who knows, if sincereheart don't know, WHO does?
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June 19, 2004, 01:00:28 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:14:12 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:37:28 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 11:05:27 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:45:31 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??
Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,
Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?
Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?
Now you are giving away secrets.
SSsssshhhhhh ollie.
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Reply #134 on:
June 19, 2004, 01:01:49 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:15:29 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:38:31 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:02:25 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 08:02:32 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 16, 2004, 12:37:36 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 15, 2004, 07:13:01 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 13, 2004, 08:44:07 AM
Sincereheart,
They were used teeth when I got them.
Love In Christ,
Tom
K, now that's just WRONG!
*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie?
Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this?
Ummmm...... yes???
I don't blame you ollie.
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