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« Reply #150 on: June 20, 2004, 07:16:55 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

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Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  Wink
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  Wink
Not if the cane is on the front of the walker. Grin
Oh! So you just strap the cane to the walker as a decoration?  Undecided
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« Reply #151 on: June 20, 2004, 07:18:03 AM »

Sincereheart,

 Grin  They were used teeth when I got them.


Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  Lips Sealed

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie?

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this?
Ummmm...... yes???  Lips Sealed
Good I'm glad. :eek:
Grossly so..... Lips Sealed
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« Reply #152 on: June 20, 2004, 07:19:16 AM »

An oxymoron?  Undecided
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« Reply #153 on: June 20, 2004, 07:20:54 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

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Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Them secrets is awful loud!  Roll Eyes
No there not, you are only seeing things.  Grin
I didn't see any of those secrets? And I didn't hear anything you saw?  Huh
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« Reply #154 on: June 20, 2004, 07:22:12 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.
You're welcome!  Grin
So, when can I expect delivery?
We should probably start with the we part of taking up a love offering first!
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« Reply #155 on: June 20, 2004, 07:24:18 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! Tongue
No we are just out typing you women. Grin
Cause you have a 'we' and I have a 'me'.....  Tongue
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« Reply #156 on: June 20, 2004, 07:25:46 AM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
K, now that is a visual of my thoughts!
:eek:
Lips Sealed
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« Reply #157 on: June 20, 2004, 07:27:19 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


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Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  Grin
Yes they are, they work greattttttt!  Grin
Great..... along with selective hearing we now have a man with selective sight, too!  Tongue
Where? Huh
My point exactly! Men!
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« Reply #158 on: June 20, 2004, 07:29:09 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  Wink
I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.
K, would you like the little duckie head on top of it?  Wink
No thank you... Undecided
What? No duckie??!!
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« Reply #159 on: June 20, 2004, 07:30:58 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:
So you can't use hearing and other men won't use hearing.... And the end result is the same!  Tongue
Just like when women start yacking........ but sometimes silence is golden. Grin
And sometimes it's just yellow!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #160 on: June 20, 2004, 07:31:23 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided
To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................ Grin

*ahem*   *lloks for a can for DreamWeaver and Ollie.... to WHACK them with* Tongue
How about a ball? nerf ball that is....... Grin
No thanks! I'll wait for the bat! The non-Nerf one, that is!  Tongue
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« Reply #161 on: June 20, 2004, 07:32:13 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?

Colorblind glasses?? ?? ?? ROFL!
Who you?? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I think that applies to the male gender!  Wink
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« Reply #162 on: June 20, 2004, 07:33:40 AM »

Have you guys seen the retreads in real life?  Wink
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« Reply #163 on: June 20, 2004, 07:34:34 AM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Yuck football.
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Definitely fits the 'pukie smilie' category!  Lips Sealed
Good I'm happy for you. Grin
Why thank you kindly!
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« Reply #164 on: June 20, 2004, 07:36:01 AM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  Tongue
YOU!!!! Grin
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