Dead. Doornail Dead.

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  

Both, if possible.

Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  

Not if the cane is on the front of the walker.

Oh! So you just strap the cane to the walker as a decoration?  

[sincereheart]

Sincereheart,

   They were used teeth when I got them.

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*

LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie?

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!

You mean like this?

Ummmm...... yes???  

Good I'm glad. :eek:

Grossly so.....

[sincereheart]

The tire looks new ollie.

Sure does! Looks like brand new treads!  

A brand new retread.

An oxymoron?  

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month.

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working....

The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

Your giving scerets away ollie.

Them secrets is awful loud!  

No there not, you are only seeing things.  

I didn't see any of those secrets? And I didn't hear anything you saw?  

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  


 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

How about walkers and canes?

I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.

You're welcome!  

So, when can I expect delivery?

We should probably start with the we part of taking up a love offering first!

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  


 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  

SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.

The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here!

No we are just out typing you women.

Cause you have a 'we' and I have a 'me'.....  

[sincereheart]

Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

  There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  

ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  

I'm scarred for life!   What's next? Pantyhose?  

You scarred for life?? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  
Just you and Joe Namath!  

And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?   No wonder I don't like football!

Yuck football.

K, now that is a visual of my thoughts!

:eek:

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  


 

Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month.

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working....

The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  

Yes they are, they work greattttttt!  

Great..... along with selective hearing we now have a man with selective sight, too!  

Where?

My point exactly! Men!

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  

I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.

K, would you like the little duckie head on top of it?  

No thank you...

What? No duckie??!!

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  

SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing....

Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:

So you can't use hearing and other men won't use hearing.... And the end result is the same!  

Just like when women start yacking........ but sometimes silence is golden.

And sometimes it's just yellow!  

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  

SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing....

Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  

To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................

*ahem*   *lloks for a can for DreamWeaver and Ollie.... to WHACK them with*

How about a ball? nerf ball that is.......

No thanks! I'll wait for the bat! The non-Nerf one, that is!  

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month.

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working....

The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

Your giving scerets away ollie.

Scarey, isn't it?

Colorblind glasses?? ?? ?? ROFL!

Who you?? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

I think that applies to the male gender!  

[sincereheart]

The tire looks new ollie.

A retread.

Wow! A good one!

WOW!!!!!! she is impressed!!!!!!!!

Have you guys seen the retreads in real life?  

[sincereheart]

Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

  There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  

ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  

I'm scarred for life!   What's next? Pantyhose?  

You scarred for life?? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  
Just you and Joe Namath!  

And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?   No wonder I don't like football!

Yuck football.

That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.

Definitely fits the 'pukie smilie' category!  

Good I'm happy for you.

Why thank you kindly!

[sincereheart]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month.

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working....

The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

Your giving scerets away ollie.

Scarey, isn't it?

Yup, it sure is ollie.

So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  

YOU!!!!