Dead. Doornail Dead.

[Allinall]

Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 

Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum.
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!  

Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better.
I hate football, I like racing.

Nascar, right?  

[Allinall]

Allinall Said:

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!  

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.    I believe that Oklahoma still has a semi-pro women's football team in Oklahoma City. I might be able to make arrangements for you to get some experience on the line in one of their practice sessions. However, I couldn't bear to watch the mayhem. We'll send flowers to the hospital if you survive.    I would suggest that you line up against one of their centers and get all of the pain and agony over with quickly, all at once. UM!! - I can almost visualize one of them carrying you under one arm to the ambulance.  

We do win every now and then, but not very often. I just won a few minutes ago with my wife. I was in trouble, so she painted a circle on the carpet, put me in it, and commanded me not to get out of it. She went to another part of the house, heard me laughing, and came back in. She asked me what I was laughing about confined to the circle. I hollered that I got out of that circle three times and she didn't catch me. Well, now she's sent me to my room, and that's where I wanted to be anyway.  

I've SEEN that!  Women playing football, and being large enough to physically break me!  *L*  Naaaaah.  I'll just let 'em have that one.  Pick my battles I will!  

As for getting your way...been there.  Do that regulary!  

[michael_legna]

Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 

Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum.
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!  

Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better.
I hate football, I like racing.

Nascar, right?  

Non
Athletic
Sports
Centered
Around
Rednecks

 

[Allinall]

Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 

Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum.
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!  

Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better.
I hate football, I like racing.

Nascar, right?  

Non
Athletic
Sports
Centered
Around
Rednecks

 

*ROTFLOLCDF*  DUDE!!!![/b]  So true.  Soooooooooo very much true.  

[Willowbirch]

We do win every now and then, but not very often. I just won a few minutes ago with my wife. I was in trouble, so she painted a circle on the carpet, put me in it, and commanded me not to get out of it. She went to another part of the house, heard me laughing, and came back in. She asked me what I was laughing about confined to the circle. I hollered that I got out of that circle three times and she didn't catch me. Well, now she's sent me to my room, and that's where I wanted to be anyway.  

Its nice to know that some folks never grow up!  

[Willowbirch]

Non
Athletic
Sports
Centered
Around
Rednecks

 

Yeah...and according to some sources, the word GOLF came from the initials Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

[JudgeNot]

NASCAR's cool.  

Allinall - I gotta ask (you HAD to know this was coming) -

Was the doornail ever alive to begin with?  

Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive?
Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'?

I know, I know - these questions would be better asked in the infamous "Allinall Thread Boosting Thread' - but I still had to ask...

[nChrist]

JudgeNot Said:

Was the doornail ever alive to begin with?  

Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive?
Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'?

Brother, don't you think we should consider being politically correct?  How about:

Warm and breathing challenged;
Vertically challenged.

Tom

[nChrist]

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.  

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

[Shammu]

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.  

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

Hee hee hee
I have a few balls of yarn he can start with.

[Allinall]

NASCAR's cool.  

Allinall - I gotta ask (you HAD to know this was coming) -

Was the doornail ever alive to begin with?  

Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive?
Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'?

I know, I know - these questions would be better asked in the infamous "Allinall Thread Boosting Thread' - but I still had to ask...

As an alloy, the technical answer to this question would be, not entirely.  As an anecdote it is far better served.  

[Allinall]

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.  

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

Knitting?  Ya think it'll work?  I'll try!  REALLY!!!  Wait a minute.  Do I have to wear a skirt to do this, cause if I do...I'm callin' it a KILT!  

[Allinall]

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.  

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

Hee hee hee
I have a few balls of yarn he can start with.

Send 'em over so's I can start wit my wicked weavin'!!  Or is that knittin'...  

[Shammu]

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.  

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.  

Love In Christ,
Tom

Knitting?  Ya think it'll work?  I'll try!  REALLY!!!  Wait a minute.  Do I have to wear a skirt to do this, cause if I do...I'm callin' it a KILT!  

Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

[sincereheart]

Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

  There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?