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« Reply #135 on: June 19, 2004, 01:02:29 AM »
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Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

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Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  Tongue
Seeing this thread through those glasses.
What, rose colored glasses?
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« Reply #136 on: June 19, 2004, 01:03:00 AM »
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The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Actually, it is a motorcycle tire retread.
Ohhhhhhhhh Yaaaaaaaa Hmmmmmmmmm ok Grin
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« Reply #137 on: June 19, 2004, 01:03:54 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:18:58 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:43:40 AM
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Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:43:45 PM
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Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! Tongue
Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  Undecided
Well it won't be me, I just answered 29 times in this thread, counting this reply. :eek:
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« Reply #138 on: June 20, 2004, 06:54:59 AM »
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The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
It is a new snow tire retread. That is why the impression is so bold. Smilies also have very tender skin.
ROFL! Sensitive smilies!  Grin
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« Reply #139 on: June 20, 2004, 06:56:50 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:10:12 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:55:22 PM
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry





  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  Wink
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  Lips Sealed
Viva la difference!
So which came first? The chicken or the egg?  Tongue
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« Reply #140 on: June 20, 2004, 06:59:46 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:11:29 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:35:39 AM
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Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM


Closer!  Tongue
Cry I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   Sad

 Lips Sealed It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  Lips Sealed
Perhaps a retread is in order.
Never say retreat retread! Never!  Grin
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« Reply #141 on: June 20, 2004, 07:01:12 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:12:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:36:57 AM
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Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:30:06 PM
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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Well maybe not the coach.  Huh
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Hmmmmm? Could be?  Huh
I'd suggest that someone ask. But who knows if that's something a coach would admit to?  Wink
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« Reply #142 on: June 20, 2004, 07:02:14 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:14:12 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:37:28 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 11:05:27 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:45:31 PM
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry





  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  Wink
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  Wink
Now you are giving away secrets.
Oops!  Lips Sealed Sorry.....
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« Reply #143 on: June 20, 2004, 07:06:13 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:15:29 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:38:31 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:02:25 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 08:02:32 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 16, 2004, 12:37:36 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 15, 2004, 07:13:01 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 13, 2004, 08:44:07 AM
Sincereheart,

 Grin  They were used teeth when I got them.


Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  Lips Sealed

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie?

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this?
Ummmm...... yes???  Lips Sealed
Lips Sealed
Ditto!  Lips Sealed  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #144 on: June 20, 2004, 07:06:43 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:18:58 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:43:40 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:07:31 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:45:33 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! Tongue
Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  Undecided
Drivel? You mean to say it isn't profound?  Cry
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« Reply #145 on: June 20, 2004, 07:08:57 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:24:02 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:51:27 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 18, 2004, 01:42:44 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:13:23 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:05:43 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:41:15 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:43:44 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 12, 2004, 01:23:23 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  Tongue
Seeing this thread through those glasses.
Ah!  Cool
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« Reply #146 on: June 20, 2004, 07:10:22 AM »
Quote from: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:26:24 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:52:09 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 18, 2004, 01:43:38 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:14:15 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 17, 2004, 03:03:33 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM

The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Actually, it is a motorcycle tire retread.
Well, that explains it then..... Wink
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« Reply #147 on: June 20, 2004, 07:11:27 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 19, 2004, 12:40:22 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:47:00 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:43:45 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:45:33 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  Wink
No, I have a reason, so........ :nana: : nana:
So you say..... as, of course, ALL men say.... Tongue
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« Reply #148 on: June 20, 2004, 07:13:24 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 19, 2004, 12:40:54 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:35:39 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:57:11 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:39:00 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM


Closer!  Tongue
Cry I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   Sad

 Lips Sealed It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  Lips Sealed
What a retread?HuhHuh  Grin
Yup!  Grin
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« Reply #149 on: June 20, 2004, 07:14:59 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on June 19, 2004, 12:41:21 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:36:57 AM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:58:54 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:30:06 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 25, 2004, 07:32:28 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on May 22, 2004, 01:39:07 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 22, 2004, 07:27:22 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on May 22, 2004, 01:14:05 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on May 21, 2004, 07:27:10 AM
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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Well maybe not the coach.  Huh
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Thats why he wears a jacket. Roll Eyes
A LONG jacket? Cause I don't think a regular jacket will warm up the lower torso the way hose will..... Tongue
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