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Title: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 14, 2004, 11:40:09 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Willowbirch on May 14, 2004, 12:18:49 PM
I might say that this proves women talk more than men...

Except that the top 7 posters are male (or say they are...) Of course, we mustn't include Whitehorse in either gender category, I guess.  ???


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on May 15, 2004, 06:52:50 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D

 :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 15, 2004, 07:49:38 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D
Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. ;D
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 15, 2004, 07:52:04 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D

 :-X
I see that smile there Sincereheart


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 15, 2004, 07:53:52 AM
I might say that this proves women talk more than men...
Shut up DW............. not a word.  ;) LOLLLLLLLLLLLL


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 16, 2004, 09:21:40 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D
Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. ;D
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!   :D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: BUTCHA on May 17, 2004, 08:37:14 PM
I might say that this proves women talk more than men...

Except that the top 7 posters are male (or say they are...) Of course, we mustn't include Whitehorse in either gender category, I guess.  ???
i think you hit the nail on its head 3 of those people are the same and im thinking he's a she ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 17, 2004, 09:08:02 PM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D
Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. ;D
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!   :D
Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better.
I hate football, I like racing. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on May 17, 2004, 10:34:34 PM
Quote
Allinall Said:

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!  

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.   ;D  I believe that Oklahoma still has a semi-pro women's football team in Oklahoma City. I might be able to make arrangements for you to get some experience on the line in one of their practice sessions. However, I couldn't bear to watch the mayhem. We'll send flowers to the hospital if you survive.   ;D  I would suggest that you line up against one of their centers and get all of the pain and agony over with quickly, all at once. UM!! - I can almost visualize one of them carrying you under one arm to the ambulance.   ;D

We do win every now and then, but not very often. I just won a few minutes ago with my wife. I was in trouble, so she painted a circle on the carpet, put me in it, and commanded me not to get out of it. She went to another part of the house, heard me laughing, and came back in. She asked me what I was laughing about confined to the circle. I hollered that I got out of that circle three times and she didn't catch me. Well, now she's sent me to my room, and that's where I wanted to be anyway.   ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 18, 2004, 02:37:31 AM
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.   ;D  I believe that Oklahoma still has a semi-pro women's football team in Oklahoma City. I might be able to make arrangements for you to get some experience on the line in one of their practice sessions. However, I couldn't bear to watch the mayhem. We'll send flowers to the hospital if you survive.   ;D  I would suggest that you line up against one of their centers and get all of the pain and agony over with quickly, all at once. UM!! - I can almost visualize one of them carrying you under one arm to the ambulance.   ;D
(http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/LOL.GIF) (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/lol4.gif)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on May 18, 2004, 08:00:35 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D

 :-X
I see that smile there Sincereheart

 :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on May 18, 2004, 08:04:14 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D
Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. ;D
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!   :D

ROFL! Uh huh. Women talk more. Hmmmm..... And yet, without you and DreamWeaver (both males).... :-X

But I did like your very eloquent (and wordy) presentation of the deficincies in the male's ability to communicate!  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 18, 2004, 02:00:49 PM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D

 :-X
I see that smile there Sincereheart

 :P
(http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/smile6.gif)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Symphony on May 19, 2004, 08:53:24 AM

Maybe Whitehorse is transgender?


    ???


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 19, 2004, 09:47:32 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D
Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. ;D
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!   :D
Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better.
I hate football, I like racing. ;D

Nascar, right?  :D ;) ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 19, 2004, 09:50:05 AM
Quote
Allinall Said:

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!  

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.   ;D  I believe that Oklahoma still has a semi-pro women's football team in Oklahoma City. I might be able to make arrangements for you to get some experience on the line in one of their practice sessions. However, I couldn't bear to watch the mayhem. We'll send flowers to the hospital if you survive.   ;D  I would suggest that you line up against one of their centers and get all of the pain and agony over with quickly, all at once. UM!! - I can almost visualize one of them carrying you under one arm to the ambulance.   ;D

We do win every now and then, but not very often. I just won a few minutes ago with my wife. I was in trouble, so she painted a circle on the carpet, put me in it, and commanded me not to get out of it. She went to another part of the house, heard me laughing, and came back in. She asked me what I was laughing about confined to the circle. I hollered that I got out of that circle three times and she didn't catch me. Well, now she's sent me to my room, and that's where I wanted to be anyway.   ;D

I've SEEN that!  Women playing football, and being large enough to physically break me!  *L*  Naaaaah.  I'll just let 'em have that one.  Pick my battles I will!   ;D

As for getting your way...been there.  Do that regulary!   ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: michael_legna on May 19, 2004, 11:24:30 AM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D
Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. ;D
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!   :D
Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better.
I hate football, I like racing. ;D

Nascar, right?  :D ;) ;D

Non
Athletic
Sports
Centered
Around
Rednecks

 ;D



Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 19, 2004, 12:39:58 PM
Yup.  Tis true.  I've gone to the 11th seed.  Sincereheart has officially trounced me.  I've been beat.  By a GIRL[/b].

*Weeps openly*

 ;D
Awwwwwwwww
It could be worse........ You could have been trounced by ME!! a newbie to this forum. ;D
But the Chasing Allinall thread which you had alot to do with has passed BULL.

Nope.  That would have been good, honest competition, as opposed to gender-benefitted speakage wherein, as a male, I am genetically incapable of speaking/writing so much.  Shame really.  Women can communicate so much better and to a far greater capacity than a man.  I was doomed to begin with.  Oh well.  There's always football!   :D
Join the club, I am not much on speaking or writing. And ya the women do write and express themselves much better.
I hate football, I like racing. ;D

Nascar, right?  :D ;) ;D

Non
Athletic
Sports
Centered
Around
Rednecks

 ;D



*ROTFLOLCDF*  DUDE!!!![/b]  So true.  Soooooooooo very much true.   :D :D :D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Willowbirch on May 19, 2004, 08:41:53 PM
We do win every now and then, but not very often. I just won a few minutes ago with my wife. I was in trouble, so she painted a circle on the carpet, put me in it, and commanded me not to get out of it. She went to another part of the house, heard me laughing, and came back in. She asked me what I was laughing about confined to the circle. I hollered that I got out of that circle three times and she didn't catch me. Well, now she's sent me to my room, and that's where I wanted to be anyway.   ;D
;D Its nice to know that some folks never grow up!  :D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Willowbirch on May 19, 2004, 08:45:59 PM

Non
Athletic
Sports
Centered
Around
Rednecks

 ;D
;D Yeah...and according to some sources, the word GOLF came from the initials Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: JudgeNot on May 19, 2004, 09:10:59 PM
NASCAR's cool.  :)

Allinall - I gotta ask (you HAD to know this was coming) -

Was the doornail ever alive to begin with?   ;D

Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive?
Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'?

I know, I know - these questions would be better asked in the infamous "Allinall Thread Boosting Thread' - but I still had to ask...
(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Sarge/Flip_anim.gif)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on May 19, 2004, 09:23:31 PM
Quote
JudgeNot Said:

Was the doornail ever alive to begin with?  

Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive?
Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'?

Brother, don't you think we should consider being politically correct?  How about:

Warm and breathing challenged;
Vertically challenged.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on May 19, 2004, 11:06:40 PM
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.   ;D

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/a11.gif)

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 20, 2004, 01:15:35 AM
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.   ;D

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/a11.gif)

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom
Hee hee hee
I have a few balls of yarn he can start with. :D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 20, 2004, 09:35:17 AM
NASCAR's cool.  :)

Allinall - I gotta ask (you HAD to know this was coming) -

Was the doornail ever alive to begin with?   ;D

Can something be 'dead' if it was never alive?
Is a rock 'dead' or simply 'unalive'?

I know, I know - these questions would be better asked in the infamous "Allinall Thread Boosting Thread' - but I still had to ask...
(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Sarge/Flip_anim.gif)

As an alloy, the technical answer to this question would be, not entirely.  As an anecdote it is far better served.   ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 20, 2004, 09:37:09 AM
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.   ;D

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/a11.gif)

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom

Knitting?  Ya think it'll work?  I'll try!  REALLY!!!  Wait a minute.  Do I have to wear a skirt to do this, cause if I do...I'm callin' it a KILT!   :D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on May 20, 2004, 09:38:21 AM
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.   ;D

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/a11.gif)

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom
Hee hee hee
I have a few balls of yarn he can start with. :D

Send 'em over so's I can start wit my wicked weavin'!!  Or is that knittin'...  ???:D ???


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 21, 2004, 02:03:19 AM
Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Brother, we held an emergency meeting, voted, and we decided to enter you in a knitting competition.   ;D

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/a11.gif)

We're trying to get your confidence built up for football.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom

Knitting?  Ya think it'll work?  I'll try!  REALLY!!!  Wait a minute.  Do I have to wear a skirt to do this, cause if I do...I'm callin' it a KILT!   :D
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on May 21, 2004, 07:27:10 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 22, 2004, 01:14:05 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on May 22, 2004, 07:27:22 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 22, 2004, 01:39:07 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on May 25, 2004, 07:32:28 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 26, 2004, 05:53:32 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
Joe who??
What silver I don't see no silver. You must be seeing things, or going crazy.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on May 27, 2004, 08:25:20 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
Joe who??
What silver I don't see no silver. You must be seeing things, or going crazy.

I'm seeing things. Silver things.  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on May 27, 2004, 11:58:51 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
Joe who??
What silver I don't see no silver. You must be seeing things, or going crazy.

I'm seeing things. Silver things.  :P
You are?? where do you see that? I don't see anything.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 11, 2004, 07:19:30 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 12, 2004, 01:23:23 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on June 12, 2004, 05:48:53 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:43:44 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 13, 2004, 06:45:33 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on June 13, 2004, 08:44:07 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 13, 2004, 10:34:42 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
Oh they work very well, you just don't know how well they work. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Forrest on June 14, 2004, 01:38:18 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
     What? Had one of the babys bite?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Bronzesnake on June 14, 2004, 01:59:56 AM

Maybe Whitehorse is transgender?


    ???

 D'oh!
 (http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_family_homer.gif)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on June 14, 2004, 09:40:54 AM

Maybe Whitehorse is transgender?


    ???

Hey Bro!  How ya feelin' these days?  Prayin' for ya.   :)

 D'oh!
 (http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/images/bios_family_homer.gif)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 15, 2004, 07:13:01 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 16, 2004, 12:37:36 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 08:02:32 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:27:17 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:30:06 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:41:15 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:42:14 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 02:43:45 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:39:00 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:42:31 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:44:09 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:45:31 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 16, 2004, 05:47:00 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:55:22 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:57:11 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 10:58:54 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 16, 2004, 11:05:27 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:02:25 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:03:33 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:05:43 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:06:29 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:07:31 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:08:09 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:08:42 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  ;D
Yes they are, they work greattttttt!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:09:45 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:11:04 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 17, 2004, 03:13:01 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\
To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................ ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:13:23 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:14:15 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 17, 2004, 07:16:02 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 18, 2004, 01:42:44 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 18, 2004, 01:43:38 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 18, 2004, 01:43:54 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:34:24 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:35:39 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:36:57 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:37:28 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:38:31 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)
Ummmm...... yes???  :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:41:02 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
Sure does! Looks like brand new treads!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:42:15 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Them secrets is awful loud!  ::)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:42:55 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.
You're welcome!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:43:40 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:44:30 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
K, now that is a visual of my thoughts!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:45:27 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  ;D
Yes they are, they work greattttttt!  ;D
Great..... along with selective hearing we now have a man with selective sight, too!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:46:16 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.
K, would you like the little duckie head on top of it?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:47:13 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:
So you can't use hearing and other men won't use hearing.... And the end result is the same!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:48:24 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\
To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................ ;D

*ahem*   *lloks for a can for DreamWeaver and Ollie.... to WHACK them with* :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:48:44 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?

Colorblind glasses?? ?? ?? ROFL!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:50:03 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
Wow! A good one!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:50:56 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Definitely fits the 'pukie smilie' category!  :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:51:27 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:52:09 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 18, 2004, 07:52:16 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
;D
:-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:07:35 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
It is a new snow tire retread. That is why the impression is so bold. Smilies also have very tender skin.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:10:12 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  :-X
Viva la difference!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:11:29 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X
Perhaps a retread is in order.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:12:53 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Hmmmmm? Could be?  ???


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:14:12 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  ;)
Now you are giving away secrets.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:15:29 PM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)
Ummmm...... yes???  :-X
:-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:18:58 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! :P
Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:24:02 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  :P
Seeing this thread through those glasses.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 18, 2004, 02:26:24 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Actually, it is a motorcycle tire retread.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:40:22 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)
No, I have a reason, so........ :nana: : nana:


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:40:54 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X
What a retread???????  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:41:21 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Thats why he wears a jacket. ::)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:41:52 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  ;)
Not if the cane is on the front of the walker. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:42:13 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)
Ummmm...... yes???  :-X
Good I'm glad. :eek:


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:42:30 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
Sure does! Looks like brand new treads!  ;D
A brand new retread.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:43:18 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Them secrets is awful loud!  ::)
No there not, you are only seeing things.  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:43:51 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.
You're welcome!  ;D
So, when can I expect delivery?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:44:17 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! :P
No we are just out typing you women. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:44:41 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
K, now that is a visual of my thoughts!
:eek:


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:49:05 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  ;D
Yes they are, they work greattttttt!  ;D
Great..... along with selective hearing we now have a man with selective sight, too!  :P
Where? ???


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:49:33 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.
K, would you like the little duckie head on top of it?  ;)
No thank you... :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:50:22 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:
So you can't use hearing and other men won't use hearing.... And the end result is the same!  :P
Just like when women start yacking........ but sometimes silence is golden. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:52:20 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\
To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................ ;D

*ahem*   *lloks for a can for DreamWeaver and Ollie.... to WHACK them with* :P
How about a ball? (http://www.timewarptoys.com/nerfball.jpg) nerf ball that is....... ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:53:09 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?

Colorblind glasses?? ?? ?? ROFL!
Who you?? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:53:47 AM
WOW!!!!!! she is impressed!!!!!!!!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:54:16 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Definitely fits the 'pukie smilie' category!  :-X
Good I'm happy for you. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:54:36 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  :P
YOU!!!! ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:55:36 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Just open your eyes, and you will find, all the mystires you left behind. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:56:13 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
;D
:-X
FIgures now shes not saying anything. ::)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:57:48 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
It is a new snow tire retread. That is why the impression is so bold. Smilies also have very tender skin.
They do?  :o


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:58:12 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  :-X
Viva la difference!
*SPEW*


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:59:03 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X
Perhaps a retread is in order.
Maybe........



Nope I don't think so ollie, thanks anyway.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 12:59:43 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Hmmmmm? Could be?  ???
Who knows, if sincereheart don't know, WHO does?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 01:00:28 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  ;)
Now you are giving away secrets.
SSsssshhhhhh ollie. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 01:01:49 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)
Ummmm...... yes???  :-X
:-X
I don't blame you ollie. :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 01:02:29 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  :P
Seeing this thread through those glasses.
What, rose colored glasses?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 01:03:00 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Actually, it is a motorcycle tire retread.
Ohhhhhhhhh Yaaaaaaaa Hmmmmmmmmm ok ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 19, 2004, 01:03:54 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! :P
Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  :-\
Well it won't be me, I just answered 29 times in this thread, counting this reply. :eek:


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 06:54:59 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
It is a new snow tire retread. That is why the impression is so bold. Smilies also have very tender skin.
ROFL! Sensitive smilies!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 06:56:50 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  :-X
Viva la difference!
So which came first? The chicken or the egg?  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 06:59:46 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X
Perhaps a retread is in order.
Never say retreat retread! Never!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:01:12 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Hmmmmm? Could be?  ???
I'd suggest that someone ask. But who knows if that's something a coach would admit to?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:02:14 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  ;)
Now you are giving away secrets.
Oops!  :-X Sorry.....


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:06:13 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)
Ummmm...... yes???  :-X
:-X
Ditto!  :-X  :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:06:43 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! :P
Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  :-\
Drivel? You mean to say it isn't profound?  :'(


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:08:57 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  :P
Seeing this thread through those glasses.
Ah!  8)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:10:22 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Actually, it is a motorcycle tire retread.
Well, that explains it then..... ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:11:27 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)
No, I have a reason, so........ :nana: : nana:
So you say..... as, of course, ALL men say.... :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:13:24 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X
What a retread???????  ;D
Yup!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:14:59 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Thats why he wears a jacket. ::)
A LONG jacket? Cause I don't think a regular jacket will warm up the lower torso the way hose will..... :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:16:55 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  ;)
Not if the cane is on the front of the walker. ;D
Oh! So you just strap the cane to the walker as a decoration?  :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:18:03 AM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)
Ummmm...... yes???  :-X
Good I'm glad. :eek:
Grossly so..... :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:19:16 AM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
Sure does! Looks like brand new treads!  ;D
A brand new retread.
An oxymoron?  :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:20:54 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Them secrets is awful loud!  ::)
No there not, you are only seeing things.  ;D
I didn't see any of those secrets? And I didn't hear anything you saw?  ???


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:22:12 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?
I need a new cane, thank you Sincereheart for offering.
You're welcome!  ;D
So, when can I expect delivery?
We should probably start with the we part of taking up a love offering first!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:24:18 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! :P
No we are just out typing you women. ;D
Cause you have a 'we' and I have a 'me'.....  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:25:46 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
K, now that is a visual of my thoughts!
:eek:
:-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:27:19 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

See? The glasses ain't working!  ;D
Yes they are, they work greattttttt!  ;D
Great..... along with selective hearing we now have a man with selective sight, too!  :P
Where? ???
My point exactly! Men!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:29:09 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
I'll take a cane, I refuse a walker.
K, would you like the little duckie head on top of it?  ;)
No thank you... :-\
What? No duckie??!!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:30:58 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Please remember I am mostly deaf to start with. For me there is no selective hearing. :raspberries: :raspberries:
So you can't use hearing and other men won't use hearing.... And the end result is the same!  :P
Just like when women start yacking........ but sometimes silence is golden. ;D
And sometimes it's just yellow!  :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:31:23 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\
To turn off hearing aids when women start talking? yup it sure is........................ ;D

*ahem*   *lloks for a can for DreamWeaver and Ollie.... to WHACK them with* :P
How about a ball? (http://www.timewarptoys.com/nerfball.jpg) nerf ball that is....... ;D
No thanks! I'll wait for the bat! The non-Nerf one, that is!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:32:13 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?

Colorblind glasses?? ?? ?? ROFL!
Who you?? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I think that applies to the male gender!  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:33:40 AM
Have you guys seen the retreads in real life?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:34:34 AM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Yuck football. (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukea.GIF)
That might be the regurgitating smilie Sincereheart is looking for.
Definitely fits the 'pukie smilie' category!  :-X
Good I'm happy for you. ;D
Why thank you kindly!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 20, 2004, 07:36:01 AM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  :P
YOU!!!! ;D
:-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:10:43 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  :-X
Viva la difference!
So which came first? The chicken or the egg?  :P
God, then came the chicken. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:11:12 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X
Perhaps a retread is in order.
Never say retreat retread! Never!  ;D
Oh, and why not?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:12:05 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Hmmmmm? Could be?  ???
I'd suggest that someone ask. But who knows if that's something a coach would admit to?  ;)
Well I elect you to check. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:12:32 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  ;)
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  ;)
Now you are giving away secrets.
Oops!  :-X Sorry.....
Ok I believe you are Sorry. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:12:45 PM
Sincereheart,

 ;D  They were used teeth when I got them.

(http://www.sirinet.net/~blkidps/s43.gif)

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  :-X

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/drool02.gif)

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this? (http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/pukeb.GIF)
Ummmm...... yes???  :-X
:-X
Ditto!  :-X  :-X
:'( :'(


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:13:31 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(


  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! :P
Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  :-\
Drivel? You mean to say it isn't profound?  :'(
For you...........................? ;D



Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:14:02 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D
Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. ;D

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... :P
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. :'(
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  :P
Seeing this thread through those glasses.
Ah!  8)
:-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:14:34 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)
The tire looks new ollie.
A retread.
It still looks new.....
I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!
Actually, it is a motorcycle tire retread.
Well, that explains it then..... ;)
You finally caught on?


LOL


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:16:26 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(

  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  :P
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... ::)
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  :-\

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  ;)
No, I have a reason, so........ :nana: : nana:
So you say..... as, of course, ALL men say.... :P
At least we, don't change our minds every 10 minutes. Men make a desision we stick to it, women don't. :eek:
runs as fast as possible from this thread


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:16:44 PM
(http://memeart.tripod.com/smiley35lg.gif)

Closer!  :P
:'( I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   :(

 :-X It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  :-X
What a retread???????  ;D
Yup!  ;D
;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 20, 2004, 05:17:36 PM
Quote
Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 :-X There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  :P
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  :P

I'm scarred for life!  :-X What's next? Pantyhose?  :-X
You scarred for life??????????? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  ;D

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  ;)
Just you and Joe Namath!  :P
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  :-X No wonder I don't like football! :P
Well maybe not the coach.  ???
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Thats why he wears a jacket. ::)
A LONG jacket? Cause I don't think a regular jacket will warm up the lower torso the way hose will..... :P
ROFL!!!!!
Unless the coach is short.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 21, 2004, 01:39:06 AM
Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 22, 2004, 02:39:59 AM
ARGGGG!!!!
I'm a thread killer. *hangs head in shame*


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 22, 2004, 09:12:01 PM
Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel. ;D
Main Entry: 1pro·found
Pronunciation: pr&-'faund, prO-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French profond deep, from Latin profundus, from pro- before + fundus bottom -- more at PRO-, BOTTOM
1 a : having intellectual depth and insight b : difficult to fathom or understand
2 a : extending far below the surface b : coming from, reaching to, or situated at a depth : DEEP-SEATED <a profound sigh>
3 a : characterized by intensity of feeling or quality b : all encompassing : COMPLETE <profound sleep>


Main Entry: 1driv·el
Pronunciation: 'dri-v&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -eled or -elled; -el·ing or driv·el·ling  /-v(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English dreflian; perhaps akin to Old Norse draf malt dregs
intransitive senses
1 : to let saliva dribble from the mouth : SLAVER
2 : to talk stupidly and carelessly
transitive senses
1 : to utter in an infantile or imbecilic way
2 : to waste or fritter in a childish fashion
- driv·el·er

One person's profound is another's drivel and one person's drivel is another's profound.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 23, 2004, 12:53:11 AM
Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel. ;D
Main Entry: 1pro·found
Pronunciation: pr&-'faund, prO-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French profond deep, from Latin profundus, from pro- before + fundus bottom -- more at PRO-, BOTTOM
1 a : having intellectual depth and insight b : difficult to fathom or understand
2 a : extending far below the surface b : coming from, reaching to, or situated at a depth : DEEP-SEATED <a profound sigh>
3 a : characterized by intensity of feeling or quality b : all encompassing : COMPLETE <profound sleep>


Main Entry: 1driv·el
Pronunciation: 'dri-v&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -eled or -elled; -el·ing or driv·el·ling  /-v(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English dreflian; perhaps akin to Old Norse draf malt dregs
intransitive senses
1 : to let saliva dribble from the mouth : SLAVER
2 : to talk stupidly and carelessly
transitive senses
1 : to utter in an infantile or imbecilic way
2 : to waste or fritter in a childish fashion
- driv·el·er

One person's profound is another's drivel and one person's drivel is another's profound.

[Gomer Pyle voice]Well gollyyyyyy leeeeeeeeee[/Gomer Pyle voice]  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on June 23, 2004, 10:37:53 AM
This, is wrong.  On soooooooooo many levels.  Using my declaration of defeat as way to boost your posts.  Creative.  Ingenius even.  But nonetheless very, very wrong.  And to think I have led each of you along this path.  I must pay penance.  30,000 oreos should do...


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on June 23, 2004, 10:38:11 AM
 ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 23, 2004, 01:15:46 PM
This, is wrong.  On soooooooooo many levels.  Using my declaration of defeat as way to boost your posts.  Creative.  Ingenius even.  But nonetheless very, very wrong.  And to think I have led each of you along this path.  I must pay penance.  30,000 oreos should do...
Yuck, oreos nasty, well I think you should have to do a fish fry every Friday till............................



next year ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 23, 2004, 01:16:33 PM
;D
Talk about boosting your count? Thats another month of fish fry for you. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on June 23, 2004, 04:37:11 PM
;D
Talk about boosting your count? Thats another month of fish fry for you. ;D

I like fish!  Whooohoooo!  Fish for me!  Fish for me!!!!!!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 24, 2004, 01:10:23 AM
;D
Talk about boosting your count? Thats another month of fish fry for you. ;D

I like fish!  Whooohoooo!  Fish for me!  Fish for me!!!!!!
So do I Allinall.  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 26, 2004, 01:34:23 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 26, 2004, 08:09:38 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:
What does it mean "doornail dead"? Why doornail? Can it not be any old nail?

Missed the "driveling profoundity" yesterday. :)

Ollie


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 26, 2004, 03:58:25 PM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:
What does it mean "doornail dead"? Why doornail? Can it not be any old nail?

Missed the "driveling profoundity" yesterday. :)

Ollie
No it has to be a door nail. ;D
Yes I did  :'(


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 26, 2004, 05:37:41 PM
Dead As A Doornail:
"In the centuries before the doorbell, a visitor's arrival was announced by pounding with a knocker upon a metal plate nailed to the door.  The nails holding the knocking plate took a beating and had to be routinely replaced.  These useless doornails were referred to as being dead."

From: "Mindless Trivia, Words and Phrases Origins"

 8)



Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 26, 2004, 07:32:10 PM
Dead As A Doornail:
"In the centuries before the doorbell, a visitor's arrival was announced by pounding with a knocker upon a metal plate nailed to the door.  The nails holding the knocking plate took a beating and had to be routinely replaced.  These useless doornails were referred to as being dead."

From: "Mindless Trivia, Words and Phrases Origins"

 8)


Ok I know that ollie. :P
So where is everyone?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 27, 2004, 06:07:56 PM
A good question. There seem to be a few trolls on the site doing their ignorant thing. Always, when they showed up, before everybody just let them have the truth instead of going away. I think BEP is back so it should be handled properly.



Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 27, 2004, 10:45:11 PM
A good question. There seem to be a few trolls on the site doing their ignorant thing. Always, when they showed up, before everybody just let them have the truth instead of going away. I think BEP is back so it should be handled properly.


LOL, trolls are fun to let them see the word of God. Sometimes without pushing they do get the word. Although with the 3 I have seen lately............. I think one is starting to understand, where we come from. ;D
I saw bep last night had posted, and thats a good thing. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 28, 2004, 06:20:04 PM
*gulps* Wow am I behind..... :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on June 28, 2004, 07:01:16 PM
Quote
Dreamweaver Said:

LOL, trolls are fun to let them see the word of God. Sometimes without pushing they do get the word. Although with the 3 I have seen lately............. I think one is starting to understand, where we come from.
I saw bep last night had posted, and thats a good thing.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Dreamweaver,

Yes, I am back with  new computer, and it almost works.   :D  The old one died completely before I could copy all of my personal files, but I did have a fairly good and recent backup that has reduced most of the panic.   :D I have a new operating system that is not very fun to learn. I am now an XP Administrator of a one person, one computer network.   ;D

We used to have a definition of trolls on the forum. My last count indicates we may have as many as eight working together as a group. UM?, is group the right term? Or, maybe it's:

Herd
Pack
Gang
Covey
Coven

Regardless, it is so fun to watch them get tangled up in their horns when they stampede.   ;D  They are so self-destructive that they must hide and remain completely still in places free of sharp objects. They heal and stampede again. They are definitely an endangered species, but it appears there is no interest in setting up a troll preservation program or a refuge. UM??, I wonder why.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 28, 2004, 08:16:13 PM
*gulps* Wow am I behind..... :-X
;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 28, 2004, 09:59:24 PM
*gulps* Wow am I behind..... :-X
LOL, its about time. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 28, 2004, 10:03:02 PM
Quote
Dreamweaver Said:

LOL, trolls are fun to let them see the word of God. Sometimes without pushing they do get the word. Although with the 3 I have seen lately............. I think one is starting to understand, where we come from.
I saw bep last night had posted, and thats a good thing.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Dreamweaver,

Yes, I am back with  new computer, and it almost works.   :D  The old one died completely before I could copy all of my personal files, but I did have a fairly good and recent backup that has reduced most of the panic.   :D I have a new operating system that is not very fun to learn. I am now an XP Administrator of a one person, one computer network.   ;D

We used to have a definition of trolls on the forum. My last count indicates we may have as many as eight working together as a group. UM?, is group the right term? Or, maybe it's:

Herd
Pack
Gang
Covey
Coven

Regardless, it is so fun to watch them get tangled up in their horns when they stampede.   ;D  They are so self-destructive that they must hide and remain completely still in places free of sharp objects. They heal and stampede again. They are definitely an endangered species, but it appears there is no interest in setting up a troll preservation program or a refuge. UM??, I wonder why.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom
I would call them a Coven. Well you could start a forum and call it "The Troll Preservation Program." ;D
So what do you think bep?
One of the trolls I think is beging to understand Christianty, least I hope so........ it would be a start.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:04:51 AM
This, is wrong.  On soooooooooo many levels.  Using my declaration of defeat as way to boost your posts.  Creative.  Ingenius even.  But nonetheless very, very wrong.  And to think I have led each of you along this path.  I must pay penance.  30,000 oreos should do...

*hangs head in shame and hands over the Oreos*


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:06:13 AM
;D

Shameless cookie nabber!  :o


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:07:32 AM
This, is wrong.  On soooooooooo many levels.  Using my declaration of defeat as way to boost your posts.  Creative.  Ingenius even.  But nonetheless very, very wrong.  And to think I have led each of you along this path.  I must pay penance.  30,000 oreos should do...
Yuck, oreos nasty, well I think you should have to do a fish fry every Friday till............................



next year ;D

Pssstttt.... Just give all your Oreos to Allinall.... ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:08:21 AM
;D
Talk about boosting your count? Thats another month of fish fry for you. ;D
Good point!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:08:38 AM
;D
Talk about boosting your count? Thats another month of fish fry for you. ;D

I like fish!  Whooohoooo!  Fish for me!  Fish for me!!!!!!
No! You hafta cook 'em and WE get to eat 'em!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:09:24 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:10:14 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:
What does it mean "doornail dead"? Why doornail? Can it not be any old nail?

Missed the "driveling profoundity" yesterday. :)

Ollie
Isn't a doornail pretty dead?  :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:10:55 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:
What does it mean "doornail dead"? Why doornail? Can it not be any old nail?

Missed the "driveling profoundity" yesterday. :)

Ollie
No it has to be a door nail. ;D
Yes I did  :'(
Hmmmmmm.......


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:12:02 AM
Dead As A Doornail:
"In the centuries before the doorbell, a visitor's arrival was announced by pounding with a knocker upon a metal plate nailed to the door.  The nails holding the knocking plate took a beating and had to be routinely replaced.  These useless doornails were referred to as being dead."

From: "Mindless Trivia, Words and Phrases Origins"

 8)


I see you caught up on the "driveling profoundity". I didn't know that. I have now become edumakated!  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:12:58 AM
Dead As A Doornail:
"In the centuries before the doorbell, a visitor's arrival was announced by pounding with a knocker upon a metal plate nailed to the door.  The nails holding the knocking plate took a beating and had to be routinely replaced.  These useless doornails were referred to as being dead."

From: "Mindless Trivia, Words and Phrases Origins"

 8)


Ok I know that ollie. :P
So where is everyone?
How'd you know? Was it cause you were around at that time?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:13:21 AM
A good question. There seem to be a few trolls on the site doing their ignorant thing. Always, when they showed up, before everybody just let them have the truth instead of going away. I think BEP is back so it should be handled properly.



Who's that crossing over my bridge?  8)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:14:44 AM
:P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:15:08 AM
*gulps* Wow am I behind..... :-X
LOL, its about time. ;D
I just hate when real life gets in the way of the important things!  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on June 29, 2004, 07:16:21 AM
Quote
Dreamweaver Said:

LOL, trolls are fun to let them see the word of God. Sometimes without pushing they do get the word. Although with the 3 I have seen lately............. I think one is starting to understand, where we come from.
I saw bep last night had posted, and thats a good thing.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Dreamweaver,

Yes, I am back with  new computer, and it almost works.   :D  The old one died completely before I could copy all of my personal files, but I did have a fairly good and recent backup that has reduced most of the panic.   :D I have a new operating system that is not very fun to learn. I am now an XP Administrator of a one person, one computer network.   ;D

We used to have a definition of trolls on the forum. My last count indicates we may have as many as eight working together as a group. UM?, is group the right term? Or, maybe it's:

Herd
Pack
Gang
Covey
Coven

Regardless, it is so fun to watch them get tangled up in their horns when they stampede.   ;D  They are so self-destructive that they must hide and remain completely still in places free of sharp objects. They heal and stampede again. They are definitely an endangered species, but it appears there is no interest in setting up a troll preservation program or a refuge. UM??, I wonder why.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom
I would call them a Coven. Well you could start a forum and call it "The Troll Preservation Program." ;D
So what do you think bep?
One of the trolls I think is beging to understand Christianty, least I hope so........ it would be a start.

Instead of "The Troll Preservation Program", maybe call it the Future Followers Forum?  8)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:19:42 PM
This, is wrong.  On soooooooooo many levels.  Using my declaration of defeat as way to boost your posts.  Creative.  Ingenius even.  But nonetheless very, very wrong.  And to think I have led each of you along this path.  I must pay penance.  30,000 oreos should do...

*hangs head in shame and hands over the Oreos*
About time you paided up. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:20:08 PM
Not me........  :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:20:44 PM
This, is wrong.  On soooooooooo many levels.  Using my declaration of defeat as way to boost your posts.  Creative.  Ingenius even.  But nonetheless very, very wrong.  And to think I have led each of you along this path.  I must pay penance.  30,000 oreos should do...
Yuck, oreos nasty, well I think you should have to do a fish fry every Friday till............................



next year ;D

Pssstttt.... Just give all your Oreos to Allinall.... ;D
I rather give them to bep. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:21:49 PM
;D
Talk about boosting your count? Thats another month of fish fry for you. ;D
Good point!
Your next month after he finishes. ;D I keep this up I may get out of cooking for the rest of the year. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:22:01 PM
;D
Talk about boosting your count? Thats another month of fish fry for you. ;D

I like fish!  Whooohoooo!  Fish for me!  Fish for me!!!!!!
No! You hafta cook 'em and WE get to eat 'em!
;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:22:29 PM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D
About time, I posted that four days ago............... ::)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:22:52 PM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:
What does it mean "doornail dead"? Why doornail? Can it not be any old nail?

Missed the "driveling profoundity" yesterday. :)

Ollie
Isn't a doornail pretty dead?  :-\
Yup, it sureeeeeeeee isssssssss. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:23:36 PM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:
What does it mean "doornail dead"? Why doornail? Can it not be any old nail?

Missed the "driveling profoundity" yesterday. :)

Ollie
No it has to be a door nail. ;D
Yes I did  :'(
Hmmmmmm.......
Uh oh, look out everyone sincereheart is thinking. ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:24:10 PM
Dead As A Doornail:
"In the centuries before the doorbell, a visitor's arrival was announced by pounding with a knocker upon a metal plate nailed to the door.  The nails holding the knocking plate took a beating and had to be routinely replaced.  These useless doornails were referred to as being dead."

From: "Mindless Trivia, Words and Phrases Origins"

 8)


I see you caught up on the "driveling profoundity". I didn't know that. I have now become edumakated!  ;D
*SPEW* :-X


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:24:51 PM
Dead As A Doornail:
"In the centuries before the doorbell, a visitor's arrival was announced by pounding with a knocker upon a metal plate nailed to the door.  The nails holding the knocking plate took a beating and had to be routinely replaced.  These useless doornails were referred to as being dead."

From: "Mindless Trivia, Words and Phrases Origins"

 8)


Ok I know that ollie. :P
So where is everyone?
How'd you know? Was it cause you were around at that time?  ;)
LOL right, here I would have though you at your age would know that. ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:25:09 PM
A good question. There seem to be a few trolls on the site doing their ignorant thing. Always, when they showed up, before everybody just let them have the truth instead of going away. I think BEP is back so it should be handled properly.



Who's that crossing over my bridge?  8)
Me ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:25:24 PM
;D ;D ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:26:37 PM
*gulps* Wow am I behind..... :-X
LOL, its about time. ;D
Blah, blah, hahahahahahah. ;D ;) ;D
I just hate when real life gets in the way of the important things!  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 29, 2004, 01:27:37 PM
Quote
Dreamweaver Said:

LOL, trolls are fun to let them see the word of God. Sometimes without pushing they do get the word. Although with the 3 I have seen lately............. I think one is starting to understand, where we come from.
I saw bep last night had posted, and thats a good thing.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Dreamweaver,

Yes, I am back with  new computer, and it almost works.   :D  The old one died completely before I could copy all of my personal files, but I did have a fairly good and recent backup that has reduced most of the panic.   :D I have a new operating system that is not very fun to learn. I am now an XP Administrator of a one person, one computer network.   ;D

We used to have a definition of trolls on the forum. My last count indicates we may have as many as eight working together as a group. UM?, is group the right term? Or, maybe it's:

Herd
Pack
Gang
Covey
Coven

Regardless, it is so fun to watch them get tangled up in their horns when they stampede.   ;D  They are so self-destructive that they must hide and remain completely still in places free of sharp objects. They heal and stampede again. They are definitely an endangered species, but it appears there is no interest in setting up a troll preservation program or a refuge. UM??, I wonder why.   ;D

Love In Christ,
Tom
I would call them a Coven. Well you could start a forum and call it "The Troll Preservation Program." ;D
So what do you think bep?
One of the trolls I think is beging to understand Christianty, least I hope so........ it would be a start.

Instead of "The Troll Preservation Program", maybe call it the Future Followers Forum?  8)
But I like, "The Troll Preservation Program" we can study them and see what makes them tick. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on June 29, 2004, 03:54:04 PM
Quote
Dreamweaver Said:

But I like, "The Troll Preservation Program" we can study them and see what makes them tick.  

 ;D  They don't tick, they snort.

By the way, I sent all of my oreos to Allinall. However, I ate all of the white fillings and appear to be missing a tooth from my dentures. Would you ask him to please return the tooth.   ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on June 29, 2004, 04:56:39 PM
What tooth?  *Hears odd crunching noise*


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on June 29, 2004, 05:10:06 PM
What tooth?  *Hears odd crunching noise*

 ;D  Well, I've called the Salvation Army and told them to put me on the list for another pair of used dentures.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on June 29, 2004, 07:33:42 PM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D
Do you have your sneakers on?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 30, 2004, 02:10:54 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D
Do you have your sneakers on?
Who me? nope, I have river shoes on. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on June 30, 2004, 02:13:12 AM
What tooth?  *Hears odd crunching noise*

 ;D  Well, I've called the Salvation Army and told them to put me on the list for another pair of used dentures.
You should allow Allinall to buy you another set bep. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 01, 2004, 05:53:46 AM
I don't know when I be back on the boards. I have worked since my last post, to get the computer back up and running. So I'll see ya when I get this one fixed or a new one built.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 01, 2004, 06:49:26 AM
Quote
Dreamweaver Said:

But I like, "The Troll Preservation Program" we can study them and see what makes them tick.  

 ;D  They don't tick, they snort.

By the way, I sent all of my oreos to Allinall. However, I ate all of the white fillings and appear to be missing a tooth from my dentures. Would you ask him to please return the tooth.   ;D

OOGIE!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 01, 2004, 06:49:39 AM
What tooth?  *Hears odd crunching noise*

Another OOGIE!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 01, 2004, 06:50:37 AM
What tooth?  *Hears odd crunching noise*

 ;D  Well, I've called the Salvation Army and told them to put me on the list for another pair of used dentures.
*wonders if we should take up that 'Love Offering"??*


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 01, 2004, 06:51:12 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D
Do you have your sneakers on?
Yes! But apparently they need a re-tread!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 01, 2004, 06:54:03 AM
I don't know when I be back on the boards. I have worked since my last post, to get the computer back up and running. So I'll see ya when I get this one fixed or a new one built.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(
 
Hurry back!


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on July 01, 2004, 07:31:26 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D
Do you have your sneakers on?
Yes! But apparently they need a re-tread!  :P
Retreading of sneakers is not cost effective in this day and age.
Go to your local "goodwill"** store and buy a used pair with good tread. Then have at it.

**"Salvation Army" store is an option.



Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on July 01, 2004, 07:32:39 AM
I don't know when I be back on the boards. I have worked since my last post, to get the computer back up and running. So I'll see ya when I get this one fixed or a new one built.
Will you not be driveling profoundity for a while?
 :'(


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on July 01, 2004, 03:04:46 PM
I don't know when I be back on the boards. I have worked since my last post, to get the computer back up and running. So I'll see ya when I get this one fixed or a new one built.

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

I sympathize with you since I've gone through the same thing recently. I'll send a complaint to Bill Gates for you.  :D  Hang tough!

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 02, 2004, 08:08:49 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D
Do you have your sneakers on?
Yes! But apparently they need a re-tread!  :P
Retreading of sneakers is not cost effective in this day and age.
Go to your local "goodwill"** store and buy a used pair with good tread. Then have at it.

**"Salvation Army" store is an option.


I quit! I'm going barefoot now!  :P


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 02, 2004, 08:11:00 AM
I don't know when I be back on the boards. I have worked since my last post, to get the computer back up and running. So I'll see ya when I get this one fixed or a new one built.

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

I sympathize with you since I've gone through the same thing recently. I'll send a complaint to Bill Gates for you.  :D  Hang tough!

Love In Christ,
Tom

Should we start a petition to Billy G. to get DreamWeaver back online?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on July 02, 2004, 04:58:51 PM
Wwwwwwwhhhhhooooooaaaaaaanowwaitjus'aminutehere!!!  Dreamweaver's offline?


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on July 02, 2004, 04:59:34 PM
Were that true, someone devious might seek to use his lack of presence to up their poll standings...


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on July 02, 2004, 05:00:01 PM
Devious mind you.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on July 02, 2004, 05:00:47 PM
And as you all know, I am anything but devious[/i].


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Allinall on July 02, 2004, 05:01:02 PM
 ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:41:24 AM
I don't know when I be back on the boards. I have worked since my last post, to get the computer back up and running. So I'll see ya when I get this one fixed or a new one built.

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

I sympathize with you since I've gone through the same thing recently. I'll send a complaint to Bill Gates for you.  :D  Hang tough!

Love In Christ,
Tom
Thanks bep, my motherboard is going bad. :'( So I am going to have to build another CPU or buy one. :eek: I have it back but ..... theres no telling when it's going to go.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:41:59 AM
What is this,................ I go away for one day, and none of you have nothing to say? :eek:

Warning: I'm here!  ;D
Do you have your sneakers on?
Yes! But apparently they need a re-tread!  :P
Retreading of sneakers is not cost effective in this day and age.
Go to your local "goodwill"** store and buy a used pair with good tread. Then have at it.

**"Salvation Army" store is an option.


I quit! I'm going barefoot now!  :P
Pictures please.  ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:42:49 AM
I don't know when I be back on the boards. I have worked since my last post, to get the computer back up and running. So I'll see ya when I get this one fixed or a new one built.

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

I sympathize with you since I've gone through the same thing recently. I'll send a complaint to Bill Gates for you.  :D  Hang tough!

Love In Christ,
Tom

Should we start a petition to Billy G. to get DreamWeaver back online?  ;)
I'm back for the moment, theres no telling when I'm going to go off again. :-\


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:43:31 AM
Wwwwwwwhhhhhooooooaaaaaaanowwaitjus'aminutehere!!!  Dreamweaver's offline?
Not at the moment, Allinall. see my last message above.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:44:17 AM
Were that true, someone devious might seek to use his lack of presence to up their poll standings...
Maybe I should try and stick around with out posting to keep her in line. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:44:34 AM
Devious mind you.
She sure is........... ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:44:57 AM
And as you all know, I am anything but devious[/i].
I know that allinall.  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 03, 2004, 02:45:08 AM
;D
LOL ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on July 03, 2004, 03:40:30 PM
Quote
Sincereheart Said:

Should we start a petition to Billy G. to get DreamWeaver back online?  

 ;D  Yes! The least Bill Gates should do is send DreamWeaver a brand new Pentium 4 with a Linux Operating System and a copy of Open Office installed.

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on July 03, 2004, 03:51:37 PM
Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

It really isn't funny, but I think that I had almost the same problem as you do. Please, do yourself a favor and copy your personal files, your Bible studies, your family photos and anything else on your computer that is important to you. Do it now so you will know it's done before the final crash.

I always suggest regular backups, but I didn't follow my own advice very well. As it turns out, my newest backup of personal files was almost 3 months old. So, I lost some baby pictures, Bible Studies, and other personal files I may or may not be able to replace.

I bet that Windows had your CPU surrounded. Your CPU fought valiantly, but it is finally giving up to Bill Gates.   ;D

Good luck Brother.

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 04, 2004, 01:09:20 AM
To late I lost all my Bible studies, bep. So now I am coping all I posted on my studies and put them on disk. I too normally back up on disk my studies but, I haven't for the past 4 months. I lost my hard drive and my mother board is going. :'(

Hey Billy G. How about a new CPU. ;D


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: nChrist on July 04, 2004, 11:53:07 PM
To late I lost all my Bible studies, bep. So now I am coping all I posted on my studies and put them on disk. I too normally back up on disk my studies but, I haven't for the past 4 months. I lost my hard drive and my mother board is going. :'(

Hey Billy G. How about a new CPU. ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

Brother, I'm very sorry to hear that. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you. Just PM me or send me an email at:

blkidps@sirinet.net

Love In Christ,
Tom


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 05, 2004, 03:15:25 AM
To late I lost all my Bible studies, bep. So now I am coping all I posted on my studies and put them on disk. I too normally back up on disk my studies but, I haven't for the past 4 months. I lost my hard drive and my mother board is going. :'(

Hey Billy G. How about a new CPU. ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

Brother, I'm very sorry to hear that. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you. Just PM me or send me an email at:

blkidps@sirinet.net

Love In Christ,
Tom
I guess I should call him Bill Gates. I am starting to buy parts tomorrow. I am keeping my fingers crossed this one will last a little longer.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on July 06, 2004, 07:26:23 AM
Quote
Sincereheart Said:

Should we start a petition to Billy G. to get DreamWeaver back online?  

 ;D  Yes! The least Bill Gates should do is send DreamWeaver a brand new Pentium 4 with a Linux Operating System and a copy of Open Office installed.

Love In Christ,
Tom
I agree! Think Billy G. will listen to us?  ;)


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: ollie on July 06, 2004, 07:27:43 AM
To late I lost all my Bible studies, bep. So now I am coping all I posted on my studies and put them on disk. I too normally back up on disk my studies but, I haven't for the past 4 months. I lost my hard drive and my mother board is going. :'(

Hey Billy G. How about a new CPU. ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

Brother, I'm very sorry to hear that. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you. Just PM me or send me an email at:

blkidps@sirinet.net

Love In Christ,
Tom
I guess I should call him Bill Gates. I am starting to buy parts tomorrow. I am keeping my fingers crossed this one will last a little longer.
Hmmmm? Dollars to billions. MS loves it. Hope the empire of microprocessors does right by you.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 06, 2004, 11:40:36 AM
Quote
Sincereheart Said:

Should we start a petition to Billy G. to get DreamWeaver back online?  

 ;D  Yes! The least Bill Gates should do is send DreamWeaver a brand new Pentium 4 with a Linux Operating System and a copy of Open Office installed.

Love In Christ,
Tom
I agree! Think Billy G. will listen to us?  ;)
I doubt he will listen, maybe to his mother he will.........


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 06, 2004, 11:40:50 AM
To late I lost all my Bible studies, bep. So now I am coping all I posted on my studies and put them on disk. I too normally back up on disk my studies but, I haven't for the past 4 months. I lost my hard drive and my mother board is going. :'(

Hey Billy G. How about a new CPU. ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

Brother, I'm very sorry to hear that. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you. Just PM me or send me an email at:

blkidps@sirinet.net

Love In Christ,
Tom
I guess I should call him Bill Gates. I am starting to buy parts tomorrow. I am keeping my fingers crossed this one will last a little longer.
Hmmmm? Dollars to billions. MS loves it. Hope the empire of microprocessors does right by you.
He won't, he loves his money too much.


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 13, 2004, 06:11:01 AM
To late I lost all my Bible studies, bep. So now I am coping all I posted on my studies and put them on disk. I too normally back up on disk my studies but, I haven't for the past 4 months. I lost my hard drive and my mother board is going. :'(

Hey Billy G. How about a new CPU. ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to DreamWeaver,

Brother, I'm very sorry to hear that. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help you. Just PM me or send me an email at:

blkidps@sirinet.net

Love In Christ,
Tom
I guess I should call him Bill Gates. I am starting to buy parts tomorrow. I am keeping my fingers crossed this one will last a little longer.
Hmmmm? Dollars to billions. MS loves it. Hope the empire of microprocessors does right by you.
He won't, he loves his money too much.
And thats called greed, one of the seven deadly sins. :'(


Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Kristi Ann on July 13, 2004, 07:16:34 PM
Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  >:(





  ;D

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 ;D  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?


GGGGGRRRRR AAACCCKKK PPPPPPFFFTTTTT   >:( >:( >:( >:(


ah, I am colored blind, rare for a female.

I walk with the following walking aids;


(http://www.novaortho-med.com/images/ColoredCanes.jpg)

*I have too walk w/ one blue pretty cane. My mother bought for me!

and now;

I had too buy myself w/ my tax return a walker, because I am too unstable to walk with a cane anymore. The walker helps me stay stable and it's made by Nova, the same people that makes my cane above. My herniated disk in my neck makes me unstable, plus I get really bad headaches lately.  Below are pictures of the one I bought, it only weights 12lbs, it's one of Nova ligthest models. I love the basket for my purse, it takes pressure off my neck. Mine is dark blue, blue is my favorite colors YaY.

(http://www.novaortho-med.com/images/4202pl.jpg)

(http://www.novaortho-med.com/images/4202folded.jpg)

I thank God for giving me something I can walk w/ better! I'm really depressed lately too. However Church yesterday really put me in a good mood. Hopefully they have a Wednesday night service. Going to Church and being able to Praise Jesus helps me a lot!


KristiAnn






Title: Re:Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on July 14, 2004, 01:38:25 AM
I refuse to use a walker, yes I know I am stubborn that way. When I get to a point, where I have to use it I will. I also have a wheelchair here.


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on January 13, 2006, 04:08:17 AM
Well, I just spent the past hour reading this thread. I forgot alot of fun this was. I see I was the last one to post, so I guess I didn't get tired of the "Drivel," as ollie put it.  ;D  :P


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on March 24, 2006, 07:30:27 PM
Well, I just spent the past hour reading this thread. I forgot alot of fun this was. I see I was the last one to post, so I guess I didn't get tired of the "Drivel," as ollie put it.  ;D  :P

Nope. I'm the last one to post here! So HA!
"Depth", "drivel" = Ollie just got confused!


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Soldier4Christ on March 24, 2006, 07:34:47 PM
Another one confused .....     :o :o :o :o :o


(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on March 24, 2006, 07:37:49 PM
Another one confused .....     :o :o :o :o :o


(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)

It's like an epidemic! :o


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Soldier4Christ on March 24, 2006, 07:41:13 PM
It's like an epidemic! :o

A pandemic.



Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on March 24, 2006, 10:01:42 PM
A pandemic.


All thanks to you brother. (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif)


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Soldier4Christ on March 24, 2006, 10:37:34 PM
All thanks to you brother. (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif)

Not me, I didn't start the state of confusion. (although I plead guilty to adding to it.)



Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on March 24, 2006, 10:43:32 PM
Not me, I didn't start the state of confusion. (although I plead guilty to adding to it.)


(http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif) (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif)


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Soldier4Christ on March 24, 2006, 10:45:26 PM
(http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif) (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif)

 :P :P :P :P


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Shammu on March 24, 2006, 10:49:32 PM
:P :P :P :P
(http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif)


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: Soldier4Christ on March 24, 2006, 10:50:43 PM
(http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif)

(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)


Title: Re: Dead. Doornail Dead.
Post by: sincereheart on March 25, 2006, 07:19:25 PM
A pandemic.

*GASP* Even worse!  :o