Dead. Doornail Dead.

[Shammu]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  





 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  

SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing....

Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  

Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  
Viva la difference!

So which came first? The chicken or the egg?  

God, then came the chicken.

[Shammu]

Closer!  

I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.  

  It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  

Perhaps a retread is in order.

Never say retreat retread! Never!  

Oh, and why not?

[Shammu]

Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

  There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  

ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  

I'm scarred for life!   What's next? Pantyhose?  

You scarred for life?? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  
Just you and Joe Namath!  

And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?   No wonder I don't like football!

Well maybe not the coach.  

Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!

Hmmmmm? Could be?  

I'd suggest that someone ask. But who knows if that's something a coach would admit to?  

Well I elect you to check.

[Shammu]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  





 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  

Both, if possible.

Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  

Now you are giving away secrets.

Oops!   Sorry.....

Ok I believe you are Sorry.

[Shammu]

Sincereheart,

   They were used teeth when I got them.

Love In Christ,
Tom

K, now that's just WRONG!  

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*

LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie?

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!

You mean like this?

Ummmm...... yes???  

Ditto!    

[Shammu]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  


 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  

SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.

The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here!

Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  

Drivel? You mean to say it isn't profound?  

For you...........................?

[Shammu]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month.

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working....

The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.

Your giving scerets away ollie.

Scarey, isn't it?

Yup, it sure is ollie.

So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  

Seeing this thread through those glasses.

Ah!  

[Shammu]

The tire looks new ollie.

A retread.

It still looks new.....

I agree! I'd buy a re-tread like that!

Actually, it is a motorcycle tire retread.

Well, that explains it then.....

You finally caught on?


LOL

[Shammu]

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  

 

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

   Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  

SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing....

Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  

No, I have a reason, so........ :nana: : nana:

So you say..... as, of course, ALL men say....

At least we, don't change our minds every 10 minutes. Men make a desision we stick to it, women don't. :eek:
runs as fast as possible from this thread

[Shammu]

Closer!  

I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.  

  It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  

What a retread?  

Yup!  

[Shammu]

Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

  There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  

ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  

I'm scarred for life!   What's next? Pantyhose?  

You scarred for life?? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  
Just you and Joe Namath!  

And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?   No wonder I don't like football!

Well maybe not the coach.  

Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!

Thats why he wears a jacket.

A LONG jacket? Cause I don't think a regular jacket will warm up the lower torso the way hose will.....

ROFL!!!!!
Unless the coach is short.

[Shammu]

Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel.

[Shammu]

ARGGGG!!!!
I'm a thread killer. *hangs head in shame*

[ollie]

Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel.

Main Entry: 1pro·found
Pronunciation: pr&-'faund, prO-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French profond deep, from Latin profundus, from pro- before + fundus bottom -- more at PRO-, BOTTOM
1 a : having intellectual depth and insight b : difficult to fathom or understand
2 a : extending far below the surface b : coming from, reaching to, or situated at a depth : DEEP-SEATED <a profound sigh>
3 a : characterized by intensity of feeling or quality b : all encompassing : COMPLETE <profound sleep>


Main Entry: 1driv·el
Pronunciation: 'dri-v&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -eled or -elled; -el·ing or driv·el·ling  /-v(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English dreflian; perhaps akin to Old Norse draf malt dregs
intransitive senses
1 : to let saliva dribble from the mouth : SLAVER
2 : to talk stupidly and carelessly
transitive senses
1 : to utter in an infantile or imbecilic way
2 : to waste or fritter in a childish fashion
- driv·el·er

One person's profound is another's drivel and one person's drivel is another's profound.

[Shammu]

Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel.

Main Entry: 1pro·found
Pronunciation: pr&-'faund, prO-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French profond deep, from Latin profundus, from pro- before + fundus bottom -- more at PRO-, BOTTOM
1 a : having intellectual depth and insight b : difficult to fathom or understand
2 a : extending far below the surface b : coming from, reaching to, or situated at a depth : DEEP-SEATED <a profound sigh>
3 a : characterized by intensity of feeling or quality b : all encompassing : COMPLETE <profound sleep>


Main Entry: 1driv·el
Pronunciation: 'dri-v&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -eled or -elled; -el·ing or driv·el·ling  /-v(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English dreflian; perhaps akin to Old Norse draf malt dregs
intransitive senses
1 : to let saliva dribble from the mouth : SLAVER
2 : to talk stupidly and carelessly
transitive senses
1 : to utter in an infantile or imbecilic way
2 : to waste or fritter in a childish fashion
- driv·el·er

One person's profound is another's drivel and one person's drivel is another's profound.

[Gomer Pyle voice]Well gollyyyyyy leeeeeeeeee[/Gomer Pyle voice]