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« on: February 28, 2004, 10:16:04 AM »

Men strike back!

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2004, 02:37:57 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2004, 05:52:00 PM »

Why do brides dress in white? All appliances come in white.
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2004, 05:53:45 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2004, 06:34:19 PM »

Why do brides dress in white? All appliances come in white.

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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2004, 06:22:53 AM »

Why do brides dress in white? All appliances come in white.

LOL Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2004, 07:27:22 PM »

*tiptoes in*


 Lips Sealed I couldn't help it, I laughed! Lips Sealed


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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2004, 06:15:16 AM »

*tiptoes in*


 Lips Sealed I couldn't help it, I laughed! Lips Sealed


*tiptoes out*

 Grin LOL

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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2004, 10:57:40 AM »

*tiptoes in*


 Lips Sealed I couldn't help it, I laughed! Lips Sealed


*tiptoes out*
Who tippytoed on the tulips?




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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2004, 07:13:48 AM »

*tiptoes in*


 Lips Sealed I couldn't help it, I laughed! Lips Sealed


*tiptoes out*

gross gender betrayal!

*as per clause in bug reports I exercise my right to make a citizens arrest

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2004, 07:41:31 AM »

*hangs head in shame*

gross gender betrayal!

I know, I know.... *sigh*

But PLEASE not jail! That Cyclops skeers me!  Lips Sealed




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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2004, 01:33:25 AM »

Oklahoma Howdy to Ambassador4Christ,

Thanks Brother!, I needed that.

However, my wife was watching and I couldn't laugh.

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2004, 06:50:10 AM »

 Did you laugh? Tongue

  Lips Sealed

...BEP...you can`t fool a woman that easily..the twitch gave you away  Tongue

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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2004, 08:31:46 AM »

Did you laugh? Tongue

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...BEP...you can`t fool a woman that easily..the twitch gave you away  Tongue



Oklahoma Howdy to Shylynne,

I went outside, hid behind a tree, and I had little and muffled Mutley snicker. You'll have to know who Mutley (the cartoon) is to appreciate the type of snicker I'm talking about. She asked me later what I was doing outside, and I told her I was checking out my pink lawn mower to see if it was ready for ME to mow in the spring.   Grin


Remember Mutley?
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2004, 09:30:21 AM »

Did you laugh? Tongue

  Lips Sealed

...BEP...you can`t fool a woman that easily..the twitch gave you away  Tongue



Oklahoma Howdy to Shylynne,

I went outside, hid behind a tree, and I had little and muffled Mutley snicker. You'll have to know who Mutley (the cartoon) is to appreciate the type of snicker I'm talking about. She asked me later what I was doing outside, and I told her I was checking out my pink lawn mower to see if it was ready for ME to mow in the spring.   Grin


Remember Mutley?

You two are killing me. LOL Smiley
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