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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2003, 07:50:33 PM »

Hear, hear!

But I say we put anyone who "bugs" us straight in the ice-cold slammer! Heeheehee! Get it? Website...bugs... Embarrassed Grin
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2003, 08:15:56 PM »

Hear, hear!

But I say we put anyone who "bugs" us straight in the ice-cold slammer! Heeheehee! Get it? Website...bugs... Embarrassed Grin

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 Grin  I got it.

The executioner could deliver the punishment after the defendant spends several days in the "ice-cold slammer!"

The defendant was tried in absentia without counsel or notice of rights, but that should be no concern for the executioner.   Grin

As Symphony might say, "He He".

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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2003, 10:48:22 PM »


*sigh*  the judges these days...    Undecided

I want some justice, Man!  


And, seems Tibby's absconded.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2003, 12:23:03 AM »


*sigh*  the judges these days...    Undecided

I want some justice, Man!  


And, seems Tibby's absconded.   Roll Eyes

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

It sounds like you need to run for judge. Maybe you could style the court after the one Judge Roy Bean had in the Old West. I've read and seen various documentaries, stories, and movies about him. There had been a gunfight one day, and one of the deceased was lying in the dirt street. I don't know if this is true or not, but the story is that Judge Roy Bean counted the money in his pocket and fined the deceased that amount for littering.   Grin

Regardless, I think we need you as a Judge. We haven't had a good, old fashioned "hanging judge" in quite some time.   Grin

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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2003, 07:29:05 AM »

I've been appointed Executioner! Oh, wow! I've always dreamed my talent would at last be recognized!  Kiss I'd like to thank my family, my cat, and this great crowd of adoring people...


I - I mean, "You've met your match, Thibodeaux."

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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2003, 11:39:27 AM »


Did we lose Tibby?  

I don't like this jail.  Prisoners can just walk out anytime they choose.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2003, 12:03:18 PM »


Did we lose Tibby?  

I don't like this jail.  Prisoners can just walk out anytime they choose.   Roll Eyes

        Fix the walk out thing then put JTB in it
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2003, 12:36:42 PM »

According to the power invested in me, I, Willowbirch, promptly before my well-deserved vacation, have carried out the Virtual CU Court's order against Tibby, a.k.a. Thibodeaux. I would like to report that the five-pound carp suffered little damage in the process.

WIllowbirch requests that the above mentioned five-pound carp be confiscated for dinner. No further questions, Yer Honor.
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2003, 12:49:32 PM »

This thread is insane!

I love it!

Carry on!

That is all!

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« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2003, 06:32:06 AM »

HEY!!! How come a girl gets to be the executioner?  What ever happened to the respect fat bald men earned for the position?  Oh well.  If I can't be the slapper, can I at least get the remains?  Of the fish... Grin
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« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2003, 07:41:15 AM »

HEY!!! How come a girl gets to be the executioner?  What ever happened to the respect fat bald men earned for the position?  Oh well.  If I can't be the slapper, can I at least get the remains?  Of the fish... Grin

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 Grin  She has more hair and previous experience as an executioner.

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« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2003, 11:29:09 AM »


Oh definitely fat and bald.  Executioners definitely need to be fat and bald.  And BO too.  (PeeeeYew!).   And black leather vest.  
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« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2003, 12:19:54 AM »

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Oh definitely fat and bald.  Executioners definitely need to be fat and bald.  And BO too.  (PeeeeYew!).  And black leather vest.  

See Tom?  Fat and bald go a long way!  And hey, I can stink too if I have to!  Cheesy  Anywho...if Willow's got the executioner's job...can I be a bounty hunter?  Grin
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« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2003, 12:28:29 AM »

Hear, hear!

But I say we put anyone who "bugs" us straight in the ice-cold slammer! Heeheehee! Get it? Website...bugs... Embarrassed Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Whitehorse,

 Grin  I got it.

The executioner could deliver the punishment after the defendant spends several days in the "ice-cold slammer!"

The defendant was tried in absentia without counsel or notice of rights, but that should be no concern for the executioner.   Grin

As Symphony might say, "He He".

Love In Christ,
Tom

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« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2003, 02:21:48 AM »

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Oh definitely fat and bald.  Executioners definitely need to be fat and bald.  And BO too.  (PeeeeYew!).  And black leather vest.  

See Tom?  Fat and bald go a long way!  And hey, I can stink too if I have to!  Cheesy  Anywho...if Willow's got the executioner's job...can I be a bounty hunter?  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Allinall,

Yes, and we'll give you one bullet, just like Barney Fife. However, that bullet will be for you in case things go real BAD!   Grin

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