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« Reply #870 on: December 08, 2005, 08:21:06 AM »

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Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?


Hey, I know that person.  Cheesy Cheesy


PR, I'm addicted to counseling  Grin. I have a Mighty Counselor.

Amen and Praise the Lord. Without Him as our Counselor where would we all be!

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« Reply #871 on: December 08, 2005, 08:21:22 AM »

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No Fun:

You know that you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning ... without having any fun the night before.

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Question for you  brother BEP, is the opposite of 'moron', 'less off'?
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« Reply #872 on: December 08, 2005, 12:36:13 PM »

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No Fun:

You know that you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning ... without having any fun the night before.

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Question for you  brother BEP, is the opposite of 'moron', 'less off'?

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« Reply #873 on: December 09, 2005, 01:13:18 AM »


NOTICE!! If you are not an intellectual, you are NOT allowed to read these jokes! If you didn't laugh hysterically while reading these jokes, cancel your Mensa Membership.
You should have posted this in the begining, not the end. Tongue
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« Reply #874 on: December 09, 2005, 01:14:10 AM »

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Grin
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« Reply #875 on: December 09, 2005, 05:26:41 AM »

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Grin


What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.



 Huh Huh Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #876 on: December 09, 2005, 06:18:07 AM »

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Grin


What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.



 Huh Huh Cheesy Cheesy


PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #877 on: December 09, 2005, 11:37:03 AM »

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Grin


What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.



 Huh Huh Cheesy Cheesy


PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off  Grin Grin Grin
Nope, Maria, ya are wrong...... Grin

The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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« Reply #878 on: December 09, 2005, 11:43:23 AM »

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the good fortune to run into the ones that I do


With a grocery cart, a car or a tank?

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« Reply #879 on: December 09, 2005, 12:27:57 PM »

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the good fortune to run into the ones that I do


With a grocery cart, a car or a tank?


A tank, would work best. Grin
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« Reply #880 on: December 09, 2005, 12:31:54 PM »

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Grin


What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.



 Huh Huh Cheesy Cheesy


PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off  Grin Grin Grin
Nope, Maria, ya are wrong...... Grin

The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.


DW my eyesight failed me Grin I guess I need the senility prayer... BUT only for my eyesight Grin
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« Reply #881 on: December 09, 2005, 12:34:12 PM »

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The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Grin


What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.



 Huh Huh Cheesy Cheesy


PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off  Grin Grin Grin
Nope, Maria, ya are wrong...... Grin

The Senility Prayer:

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.


DW my eyesight failed me Grin I guess I need the senility prayer... BUT only for my eyesight Grin

Are sure or perhaps you forgot which it is?

 Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #882 on: December 09, 2005, 12:35:41 PM »

But then again if you run into them even if you don't use a tank, a grocery cart, or even a bicycle (tricycle in my case), you could still hurt them  Grin.
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« Reply #883 on: December 09, 2005, 12:38:23 PM »

I plead the 5th (that is if it still works for Christians and hasn't been contorted by the ACLU)
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« Reply #884 on: December 09, 2005, 12:40:17 PM »

I plead the 5th (that is if it still works for Christians and hasn't been contorted by the ACLU)

No laws apply to Christians except the ones they want so that depends on what their objective for the day is.

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