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« Reply #1605 on: December 20, 2007, 11:08:07 AM »

Weeweechu

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year

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« Reply #1606 on: January 03, 2008, 08:12:08 PM »

*Computer Error*

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote out.... I D 1 0 T

I used to like Bob!
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« Reply #1607 on: January 29, 2008, 10:30:23 AM »

AA.A.D.D.


Recently, I was diagnosed with AA.A.D.D. -
 Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold..

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed

the bills aren't paid

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only 1 check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who I've sent it to.  Click Me!

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming
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« Reply #1608 on: January 29, 2008, 02:14:25 PM »

Brother Tom
I feel sorry for you ,so here "your car keys are laying on the table.
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« Reply #1609 on: January 29, 2008, 03:45:50 PM »

Brother Tom
I feel sorry for you ,so here "your car keys are laying on the table.
 Wink


 Grin   But I don't drive, at least I don't think that I do.
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« Reply #1610 on: January 29, 2008, 08:21:44 PM »

Grin   But I don't drive, at least I don't think that I do.
How sure are you brother................
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« Reply #1611 on: January 30, 2008, 12:14:00 AM »

How sure are you brother................

 Grin   I'll try to find out if I can locate the car.


This reminds me of an old joke:  I mistakenly tried to unlock the house with the car keys. The house started up, so I drove it around the block.
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« Reply #1612 on: January 30, 2008, 06:48:38 PM »

Grin   I'll try to find out if I can locate the car.


Well did you find the car??
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« Reply #1613 on: January 31, 2008, 08:53:04 PM »

Well did you find the car??

 Grin   YES, but it wasn't mine. As it turns out, it belongs to one of my neighbors.
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« Reply #1614 on: January 31, 2008, 10:56:56 PM »

Grin   YES, but it wasn't mine. As it turns out, it belongs to one of my neighbors.

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« Reply #1615 on: February 01, 2008, 04:17:12 PM »

:oBrother Tom please if you remember where your mail box is,  check it.  Cry
 It could be that  maybe someone found your car and send you a notice.  Sad
love in Jesus Def  Wink
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« Reply #1616 on: February 02, 2008, 11:59:15 PM »

:oBrother Tom please if you remember where your mail box is,  check it.  Cry
 It could be that  maybe someone found your car and send you a notice.  Sad
love in Jesus Def  Wink

 Grin   Huh   Shocked

I asked the people in my living room where the mailbox was, and they said they didn't know me. The man looked like a line-backer for the NFL, and he ran at me as he hollered for his wife to call the police. I did beat him out the door, and it didn't look like my neighborhood at all.    Huh
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« Reply #1617 on: February 03, 2008, 03:05:37 PM »

Grin   Huh   Shocked

I asked the people in my living room where the mailbox was, and they said they didn't know me. The man looked like a line-backer for the NFL, and he ran at me as he hollered for his wife to call the police. I did beat him out the door, and it didn't look like my neighborhood at all.    Huh
Well here is a suggestion Shocked,
 Shocked Go outside your house,
Go once around your house to the right,
 and then go twice around that same house
(you got to keep concentrated here now  Tongue)
running  to the left and if you are not to dizzy  run into the living room of your house,(Hoping it is the right one) clap your hands once and if you din't hear a sound clap again, and address who ever is there, hoping it is your wife if it is  kiss her and ask her were the mail box is .
Now that should do it.  good luck
keep looking up Roll Eyes and watch for flying cars they do exist the have wings they say.and if you see Roll Eyes one whithout then maybe it is yours... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Wink
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« Reply #1618 on: February 04, 2008, 09:42:52 PM »

Need I say any more................................


Heres the link so you can reads it full sized. Grin
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/Toons/?action=view&current=pickles.gif
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« Reply #1619 on: February 04, 2008, 10:07:22 PM »

 Grin   That car does look something like my Hudson, but I don't recognize the lady.  I do miss my Hudson.   Grin
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