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Re: Laughter - Good Medicine
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 20, 2007, 01:31:35 AM
Weew
eechu
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year
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*Computer Error*
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*Computer Error*
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote out.... I D 1 0 T
I used to like Bob!
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AA.A.D.D.
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AA.A.D.D.
Recently, I was diagnosed with AA.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Coke is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold..
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who I've sent it to. Click Me!
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming
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Re: Laughter - Good Medicine
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January 29, 2008, 02:14:25 PM »
Brother Tom
I feel sorry for you ,so here "your car keys are laying on the table.
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Quote from: Def on January 29, 2008, 02:14:25 PM
Brother Tom
I feel sorry for you ,so here "your car keys are laying on the table.
But I don't drive, at least I don't think that I do.
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January 29, 2008, 08:21:44 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on January 29, 2008, 03:45:50 PM
But I don't drive, at least I don't think that I do.
How sure are you brother................
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on January 29, 2008, 08:21:44 PM
How sure are you brother................
I'll try to find out if I can locate the car.
This reminds me of an old joke: I mistakenly tried to unlock the house with the car keys. The house started up, so I drove it around the block.
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January 30, 2008, 06:48:38 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on January 30, 2008, 12:14:00 AM
I'll try to find out if I can locate the car.
Well did you find the car??
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on January 30, 2008, 06:48:38 PM
Well did you find the car??
YES, but it wasn't mine. As it turns out, it belongs to one of my neighbors.
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January 31, 2008, 10:56:56 PM »
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on January 31, 2008, 08:53:04 PM
YES, but it wasn't mine. As it turns out, it belongs to one of my neighbors.
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Re: Laughter - Good Medicine
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February 01, 2008, 04:17:12 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on January 31, 2008, 10:56:56 PM
:oBrother Tom please if you remember where your mail box is, check it.
It could be that maybe someone found your car and send you a notice.
love in Jesus Def
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Re: Laughter - Good Medicine
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Quote from: Def on February 01, 2008, 04:17:12 PM
:oBrother Tom please if you remember where your mail box is, check it.
It could be that maybe someone found your car and send you a notice.
love in Jesus Def
I asked the people in my living room where the mailbox was, and they said they didn't know me. The man looked like a line-backer for the NFL, and he ran at me as he hollered for his wife to call the police. I did beat him out the door, and it didn't look like my neighborhood at all.
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on February 02, 2008, 11:59:15 PM
I asked the people in my living room where the mailbox was, and they said they didn't know me. The man looked like a line-backer for the NFL, and he ran at me as he hollered for his wife to call the police. I did beat him out the door, and it didn't look like my neighborhood at all.
Well here is a suggestion
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Go outside your house,
Go once around your house to the right,
and then go twice around that same house
(you got to keep concentrated here now
)
running to the left and if you are not to dizzy run into the living room of your house,(Hoping it is the right one) clap your hands once and if you din't hear a sound clap again, and address who ever is there, hoping it is your wife if it is kiss her and ask her were the mail box is .
Now that should do it. good luck
keep looking up
and watch for flying cars they do exist the have wings they say.and if you see
one whithout then maybe it is yours...
Love in Jesus Def
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Need I say any more................................
Heres the link so you can reads it full sized.
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That car does look something like my Hudson, but I don't recognize the lady. I do miss my Hudson.
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