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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2004, 08:25:12 AM »

*clunks Tibby on head.... HARD*  Grin
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« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2004, 09:43:52 AM »

Ouch! I said a cold one, woman, Whats wrong with you!? Grin Grin Grin

You need to just "Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong"  Grin Grin Grin

Do you treat your husban like that, sincereheart? Cry Grin

I still love you, Sin Kiss
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« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2004, 06:37:35 PM »

Ouch! I said a cold one, woman, Whats wrong with you!? Grin Grin Grin

You need to just "Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong"  Grin Grin Grin

Do you treat your husban like that, sincereheart? Cry Grin

I still love you, Sin Kiss

ROFL! Nope, I treat him like royalty and he reciprocates. Works for us both!  Wink

*clunks Tibby again for even asking*
*and one more clunk just cause it's fun to clunk Tibby's hard head*
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« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2004, 04:14:50 PM »


If we had a "spitdrink" emote here at CU, i would have surely used it! Grin that was pretty good.


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« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2004, 08:14:29 PM »

Marriage Lessons

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Jane was asked to give her friends a brief account of how to make  a marriage last for such a long duration.

"Tell us Jane, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your husband?"

Jane responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you extreme tolerance, self-restraint, and all about mercy and grace, if you use these talents skillfully, after several years you will even recieve the amazing ability to  make the deaf hear, the dumb to speak....  

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« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2004, 02:02:42 AM »

Good Joke, but you had a few spelling errors. Let me correct them for you:

On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, John was asked to give his friends a brief account of how to make a marriage last for such a long duration.

"Tell us John, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

John responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you extreme tolerance, self-restraint, and all about mercy and grace, if you use these talents skillfully, after several years you will even receive the amazing ability to have a temperately a deaf ear…“
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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2004, 06:22:15 AM »

psssst sincere may I borrow your club pluuese


*clunks Tibby on head.... HARD*  

THAT boy is for messin up my perfectly good joke!  Tongue
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« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2004, 07:04:08 AM »

psssst sincere may I borrow your club pluuese

Anytime! Anytime at all!  Grin





Psssssttttttt Tibby, not bad!  Wink
Course you still deserve the CLUNK!
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« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2004, 03:53:19 PM »

Good Joke, but you had a few spelling errors. Let me correct them for you:
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« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2004, 09:58:28 AM »

You women are very, very bitter people.  Besides, God like men more.  Says so somewhere in Hezekiah... Grin
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« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2004, 04:56:24 PM »

You women are very, very bitter people.  Besides, God like men more.

Amen!
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« Reply #56 on: April 13, 2004, 07:44:32 AM »

You women are very, very bitter people.  Besides, God like men more.  Says so somewhere in Hezekiah... Grin

Actually, it says that men are supposed to make the coffee! There's a whole Book about it....

He brews!

Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!  Wink
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« Reply #57 on: April 13, 2004, 07:54:43 AM »

Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!  
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« Reply #58 on: April 13, 2004, 12:46:38 PM »

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Actually, it says that men are supposed to make the coffee! There's a whole Book about it....

He brews!

Now if you'd just do your jobs, we'd be less bitter - as long as the coffee isn't!

hehe!  That's funny!   Cheesy  I've got the coffee brewin' ladies and gentlemen.  I'm bein' the man I've been called to be!   Grin
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« Reply #59 on: April 13, 2004, 07:04:22 PM »

Men used to fool me by walking upright, but I'm on to 'em now!
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