You girls seem to have a problem understandign the world. So I posted a country songto help you.

The Truth About Men
by Tracy Bird
We don't like to go out shoppin
We don't care what's on sale
We just wanna to sit with a bag full of chips watchin the NFL
When you come over at half time
And say does this dress fit to tight
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie
And say "uh uh fits just right"
Well that's the truth about men
That's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
And scratch and spit and cuss
No matter what line we hand ya when we come draggin in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably happen again
We hate watchin steal magnolias
We like Rambo and die hard 4
Jump up and down like fools
When we see the new tools
At the Home Depot store
We don't really want to take you to dinner
At some fancy resturant
The only reason we do is cause it all leads to the one thing that we all want
Well that's the truth about men
That's the truth about guys
We'd rather pick gituars and work on cars
Than work on the problems in our lives
And though we say it to ya every now and then
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen again
Well if you wanna know what we're all thinkin
It's nothin to complex
It's just something cold for drinkin
And a whole lot of S.E.S.
That's the truth about men
That's the truth about us
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
And scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
It don't matter what line we give you
When we come crawlin in
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen again
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry
And it's probably gonna happen
Sure it's gonna happen
Ya know it's gonna happen again
THAT'S THE TRUTH ABOUT MEN!!

I still love you all

Since Tibby is still pouting, I thought I'd post another country song to help him understand.....

DISCLAIMER: I am in no way promoting drinking!

Guys Do It All The Time
(sung by: Mindy McCready)
(written by: Bobby Whiteside/Kim Tribble)
Got in this morning at 4 a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
Well I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to call home
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
'Cause I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one, baby
And turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ball game I wanna see
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
You look like you just took a long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it