Women Strike Back!

[Tibby]

One day, a man was reading his bible. He read how Solomen Asked for wisdom, and got it. So, the man asked God if he would answer a single requst one. God Appeared in the room, and said ok, and asked him what does he want. The man didn't expect God to actually reply, and he really didn't know what he wanted. God said he would give him a day to think over what we wants.

The man thought about wisdom, and wealth, and enternal youth. It came time to deside, and he was faced with 2 that he couldn't pick from. God appeared to him, and ask him what he wanted. The man said he isn't sure. Part of him wants to have God build a bridge to Hawaii, because he is scared of boats AND planes, but really wants to visit Hawaii. The other part of him wanted to understand women. So, God gave him another day to deside.

The next day, god appeared to him, and asks if he picked one. The Man said he did, and told God we wanted to understand women. God paused for a second, then replied...




"Would you like a 2 lane, or 4?"

  I still love you, girls, don't worry

[Shylynne]

 And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive  

[sincereheart]

The other part of him wanted to understand women. So, God gave him another day to deside.

The next day, god appeared to him, and asks if he picked one. The Man said he did, and told God we wanted to understand women. God paused for a second, then replied...

"Would you like a 2 lane, or 4?"

Is it because women are hard to understand? Or.... could it be..... that men are just not smart enough?  

But that's okay, Tibby. As long as there are heavy things to be lifted; men will always have a place with women!  

[Shylynne]

oooo she`s good!  LOL!

[sincereheart]

[sincereheart]

[Shylynne]

rofl!





psst sincereheart...this thread is looking an awfully lot like
we the only gals willing to strike back

do you suppose the rest of em got blackmailed into silence by the bosses?  

[sincereheart]

 
I wonder if we're gonna be in trouble soon?  

*closes before hubby sees this*

 

[Forrest]

       SinereHeart, Shylynne;
    I know you may be in trouble, but youll come out on top, have fun.

[sincereheart]

[Shylynne]

...jest muddying up the waters for ya boys  

[Shylynne]

[Shylynne]

[Shylynne]

What is the similarity between a dolphin and a man?
They are both said to be intelligent, but no one can prove this.

Why can't a man be both good-looking and intelligent?
Because that would make him a woman.

Why is the male intelligence worth more than the female?
It is rarer.

What do you call an attractive intelligent and sensitive man?
A rumour.

Why don't men go through menopause?
They never left puberty.  

[sincereheart]

*SPEWS*

ROFL!

All good ones! Course you may need to explain 'em to Tibby in preparation for his entry into manhood!