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« Reply #90 on: January 01, 2004, 03:28:15 PM »

Sym Grin People are going to line up for the jailhouse when they see what we have on the menu.

Broken1, you've got it! Into the slammer. (Grab a fork and spoon while you're at it. I understand Sym makes one incredible chowder.)
Anyone want a "get out of jail free" card?

No, the chow is to good.


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« Reply #91 on: January 08, 2004, 10:13:34 AM »

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Yes, He's been helping stand guard. Here's his mug shot:

Nice mug!  Ok.  I officially quit complaining.  Feed him!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #92 on: January 08, 2004, 10:11:14 PM »

That mug certainly bears watching.

Heres looking at you kid.


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« Reply #93 on: January 08, 2004, 11:06:59 PM »

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« Reply #94 on: January 08, 2004, 11:32:54 PM »

Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Ollie,

WOW! - Did Whitehorse hire another jailer? - A helper for Cyclops?   Cheesy

Now it will be three eyes in the dark.   Cheesy

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« Reply #95 on: January 09, 2004, 10:30:31 AM »

Man!  Their comin' outa the woodwork!   Grin

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« Reply #96 on: January 09, 2004, 10:40:14 AM »

Where are Paul and Silas when ya need em?
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« Reply #97 on: January 17, 2004, 07:46:28 PM »


Let's not forget about jail, folks.  
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« Reply #98 on: January 17, 2004, 08:46:25 PM »


Let's not forget about jail, folks.  

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

 Cheesy  Are you saying there are some who have completed their sentence but were forgotten and left in the deep darkness with the cyclops to languish in obscurity?

 Cheesy  Or, are you saying that the cyclops needs more company? If so, I make a citizen's arrest of tonytony for public impersonation of a troll. I regret to inform you that I deleted some of the evidence, several gibberish, nonsense posts that were evidently designed to annoy and disrupt.

In the absence of further violations by tonytony, I recommend a 10 day sentence and a 3 month probation following his sentence. In the event of further violations, I recommend that he be charged with the harsher offense, BEING A TROLL IN PUBLIC. The cyclops should prescribe and carry out any punishment for the second and more serious charge. I would recommend that the cyclops be informed of, "NO MERCY".   Cheesy
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« Reply #99 on: January 17, 2004, 09:13:00 PM »


I want to file a Friend of the Court, amicus brief,  on tonytony.  What's he done?


    Huh
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I want to file a Friend of the Court, amicus brief,  on tonytony.  What's he done?


    Huh

Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,

I didn't realize that lawyers were going to get involved with this.   Grin

If you wish to recommend a harsher sentence, I have no objection to anything up to and including a public flogging.   Grin

I can almost quote his last message:

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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Give or take a few "j's", that would be it. Several posts before that made slightly more sense and had some actual words in the post. However, I liked the content of the "j's" post more.   Grin

If you want to know the entire truth, I suggest an interrogation by the cyclops.   Grin

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« Reply #101 on: January 18, 2004, 12:24:26 PM »


I suggest an interrogation by the cyclops.


 Grin Grin

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« Reply #102 on: January 28, 2004, 09:15:32 AM »




...BUSTED!!...


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« Reply #103 on: January 28, 2004, 10:19:27 AM »

Bad boys
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When Sheriff John Brown come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
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CHORUS:
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
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« Reply #104 on: January 28, 2004, 10:23:33 AM »

Symphony,

 you make me   Smiley
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