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« Reply #75 on: December 27, 2003, 02:40:37 PM »

One question: what will we feed the Cyclops when all the trolls are gone?

Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Tibby,

I would hope the administrator (Whitehorse) of the jail has the answer to that question. If not, Whitehorse would be the first to be devoured.   Grin

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« Reply #76 on: December 27, 2003, 03:04:45 PM »

I say we give him 150 lbs of New York strip steak, every day. Cooked well-done with cracked pepper on it. Also caesar salad with creamy dressing, potatoes and almond beans, with creme brulle for dessert! But on the off-chance he can't eat it all, I'll dispose of it properly. Wink

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« Reply #77 on: December 27, 2003, 03:14:20 PM »

I was thinking Willow, but that worked, too. Grin
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« Reply #78 on: December 29, 2003, 04:35:57 PM »


mmm, new yourk strip steak.   Now that's my kind of prison.

I'll dispose of it properly.



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« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2003, 02:31:18 AM »

Waaaaaiiiiiiitjustaminute.   When did we get a cyclops?  Why's he getting New York Strip and I can't even get a bounty price on people?  Yup.  I got it.  Cyclops-envy.  And it ain't a pretty thing people.  Not at all... Grin
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« Reply #80 on: December 30, 2003, 04:28:07 PM »

ya'll are a hoot!! I needed a laugh today! Cool
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« Reply #81 on: December 30, 2003, 10:38:07 PM »

ya'll are a hoot!! I needed a laugh today! Cool
You ain't seen nothing yet. Many are up for parole and will be released on the forum again. What a hoot that will be. Talk about laughs! Hardy har har!
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« Reply #82 on: December 30, 2003, 10:51:05 PM »


mmm, new yourk strip steak.   Now that's my kind of prison.

I'll dispose of it properly.



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Of-f-f-f-f course. But bring a tureen of that chowder you tole me how to make, kay? Wink


   
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« Reply #83 on: December 30, 2003, 10:54:00 PM »

Waaaaaiiiiiiitjustaminute.   When did we get a cyclops?  Why's he getting New York Strip and I can't even get a bounty price on people?  Yup.  I got it.  Cyclops-envy.  And it ain't a pretty thing people.  Not at all... Grin

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« Reply #84 on: December 30, 2003, 11:03:36 PM »


Yes, ma'am.  Oyster chowder.   Smiley
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« Reply #85 on: December 31, 2003, 07:06:19 PM »

Better bring extra if you want to be let off early. Unless of course we feed the steak to the prisoners as well. But you have to be extra nice if you want any of the creme brulle.

And you seem to be forgetting-I'm a llama.  Smiley
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« Reply #86 on: December 31, 2003, 09:35:31 PM »

I'm new but can I be in Jail I LOVE new york strip Wink
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« Reply #87 on: January 01, 2004, 01:08:34 AM »


Bring the leg and wrist irons, Whitehorse, we got a live one.   Grin
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« Reply #88 on: January 01, 2004, 01:43:50 AM »

Sym Grin People are going to line up for the jailhouse when they see what we have on the menu.

Broken1, you've got it! Into the slammer. (Grab a fork and spoon while you're at it. I understand Sym makes one incredible chowder.)
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« Reply #89 on: January 01, 2004, 03:06:16 PM »


...creme brulle.


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