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« Reply #105 on: January 28, 2004, 01:19:15 PM »




...BUSTED!!...


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That's cool! Gotta get me one of those!
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« Reply #106 on: January 28, 2004, 07:13:07 PM »






         



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« Reply #107 on: January 28, 2004, 09:59:36 PM »

Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Ollie,

WOW! - Neat Graphics.

Is that someone about to be interrogated by the cyclops?   Grin

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« Reply #108 on: January 28, 2004, 11:40:33 PM »






         

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« Reply #109 on: January 29, 2004, 09:57:10 PM »




...BUSTED!!...


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Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Symphony,

 Cheesy  I told my wife that I want one of these lights for Valentine's day to put on the family mini-van. You never know when it might come in handy (i.e. getting through red lights when you are in a hurry, negotiating traffic jams, and making citizen's arrests for folks who get in your way).   Grin

UM??, I bet it would also be great for doing Chinese fire drills at intersections, parking in fire zones, and joy riding.  I can hear it now, "Martha, get the kids in, grandpa Tom is out in his car again with the red lights on!" Grin

Did I tell you that 25 years of police work left me somewhat warped?   Grin

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« Reply #110 on: January 29, 2004, 11:04:56 PM »

Here ya go Tom  (warden)...

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Number forty-seven said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see"
"I sure would be delighted with your company"
"Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.


Sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
"If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,"
"No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
"I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
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« Reply #111 on: January 30, 2004, 01:19:35 AM »

Oklahoma Howdy to Reba,

 Grin Some of the young folks here won't recognize that song and think we are both crazy.   Grin

I heard that Elvis was working at WalMart, still wearing those blue shoes.  Cheesy  He works in the complaint department and sings "Don't Be Cruel" to those who complain. Those young folks wouldn't even recognize Elvis at WalMart.   Grin

I'm running for cover after those groaners.

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« Reply #112 on: January 30, 2004, 11:00:37 PM »

Do I get to play the eukelele?
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« Reply #113 on: January 30, 2004, 11:32:15 PM »

As in  tip toe though the  T- U -L -I -P ?  Cheesy
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« Reply #114 on: January 31, 2004, 03:02:36 AM »

Do I get to play the eukelele?

Of course.........You keep them busy while I get away.....Feet don't fail me now........ Grin
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« Reply #115 on: January 31, 2004, 03:06:30 AM »

As in  tip toe though the  T- U -L -I -P ?  Cheesy

 Grin  Maybe more like a stampede through the tulips with my G.I. shovel looking for a place to dig a foxhole and pull the dirt in after me.   Grin

If I get caught, I'll sing, "Don't Be Cruel".   Grin
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« Reply #116 on: January 31, 2004, 10:30:09 AM »

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If I get caught, I'll sing, "Don't Be Cruel".

That would get everyone   'All shook up'   Tongue  
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« Reply #117 on: February 04, 2004, 08:34:01 AM »

*tries on a pair of blue suede shoes... Lips Sealed*
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« Reply #119 on: February 04, 2004, 08:05:08 PM »









No gyrations in the jailhouse!
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