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Quote from: Symphony on January 28, 2004, 09:15:32 AM
...BUSTED!!...
hehe
That's cool! Gotta get me one of those!
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Hmmmm!
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Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Ollie,
WOW! - Neat Graphics.
Is that someone about to be interrogated by the cyclops?
In Christ,
Tom
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Wow. Yeah, Ollie. Cool. Thanks.
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Quote from: Symphony on January 28, 2004, 09:15:32 AM
...BUSTED!!...
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Oklahoma Howdy to Brother Symphony,
I told my wife that I want one of these lights for Valentine's day to put on the family mini-van. You never know when it might come in handy (i.e. getting through red lights when you are in a hurry, negotiating traffic jams, and making citizen's arrests for folks who get in your way).
UM??, I bet it would also be great for doing Chinese fire drills at intersections, parking in fire zones, and joy riding. I can hear it now, "Martha, get the kids in, grandpa Tom is out in his car again with the red lights on!"
Did I tell you that 25 years of police work left me somewhat warped?
Love In Christ,
Tom
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January 29, 2004, 11:04:56 PM »
Here ya go Tom (warden)...
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number forty-seven said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see"
"I sure would be delighted with your company"
"Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Sad sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
"If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,"
"No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
"I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
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Oklahoma Howdy to Reba,
Some of the young folks here won't recognize that song and think we are both crazy.
I heard that Elvis was working at WalMart, still wearing those blue shoes.
He works in the complaint department and sings "Don't Be Cruel" to those who complain. Those young folks wouldn't even recognize Elvis at WalMart.
I'm running for cover after those groaners.
Tom
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Do I get to play the eukelele?
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As in tip toe though the T- U -L -I -P ?
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Quote from: Whitehorse on January 30, 2004, 11:00:37 PM
Do I get to play the eukelele?
Of course.........You keep them busy while I get away.....Feet don't fail me now........
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Quote from: Reba on January 30, 2004, 11:32:15 PM
As in tip toe though the T- U -L -I -P ?
Maybe more like a stampede through the tulips with my G.I. shovel looking for a place to dig a foxhole and pull the dirt in after me.
If I get caught, I'll sing, "Don't Be Cruel".
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If I get caught, I'll sing, "Don't Be Cruel".
That would get everyone 'All shook up'
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*tries on a pair of blue suede shoes...
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No gyrations in the jailhouse!
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