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Soldier4Christ
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Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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December 08, 2005, 08:21:06 AM »
Quote from: airIam2worship on December 08, 2005, 08:05:10 AM
Quote from: Pastor Roger on December 08, 2005, 07:37:25 AM
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Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Hey, I know that person.
PR, I'm addicted to counseling
. I have a Mighty Counselor.
Amen and Praise the Lord. Without Him as our Counselor where would we all be!
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
For Older Intellectuals Only!
No Fun:
You know that you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning ... without having any fun the night before.
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The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Question for you brother BEP, is the opposite of 'moron', 'less off'?
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Quote from: airIam2worship on December 08, 2005, 08:21:22 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
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No Fun:
You know that you are getting old when you feel bad in the morning ... without having any fun the night before.
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The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Question for you brother BEP, is the opposite of 'moron', 'less off'?
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:18:23 AM
NOTICE!! If you are not an intellectual, you are NOT allowed to read these jokes! If you didn't laugh hysterically while reading these jokes, cancel your Mensa Membership.
You should have posted this in the begining, not the end.
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
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The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
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The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.
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Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on December 09, 2005, 05:26:41 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
For Older Intellectuals Only!
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.
PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off
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December 09, 2005, 11:37:03 AM »
Quote from: airIam2worship on December 09, 2005, 06:18:07 AM
Quote from: Pastor Roger on December 09, 2005, 05:26:41 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
For Older Intellectuals Only!
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.
PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off
Nope, Maria, ya are wrong......
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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the good fortune to run into the ones that I do
With a grocery cart, a car or a tank?
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on December 09, 2005, 11:43:23 AM
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the good fortune to run into the ones that I do
With a grocery cart, a car or a tank?
A tank, would work best.
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Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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December 09, 2005, 12:31:54 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: airIam2worship on December 09, 2005, 06:18:07 AM
Quote from: Pastor Roger on December 09, 2005, 05:26:41 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
For Older Intellectuals Only!
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.
PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off
Nope, Maria, ya are wrong......
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
DW my eyesight failed me
I guess I need the senility prayer... BUT only for my eyesight
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PS 91:2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in Him will I trust
Soldier4Christ
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Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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Reply #881 on:
December 09, 2005, 12:34:12 PM »
Quote from: airIam2worship on December 09, 2005, 12:31:54 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 11:37:03 AM
Quote from: airIam2worship on December 09, 2005, 06:18:07 AM
Quote from: Pastor Roger on December 09, 2005, 05:26:41 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on December 09, 2005, 01:14:10 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on December 08, 2005, 07:21:14 AM
For Older Intellectuals Only!
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
What was that prayer for senilty again, I seem to have forgotten it already.
PR it was so you could forget the people you don't like. and I think he said run over the ones you do .... er ..... if that's the case the ones you don't like will be better off
Nope, Maria, ya are wrong......
The Senility Prayer:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
DW my eyesight failed me
I guess I need the senility prayer... BUT only for my eyesight
Are sure or perhaps you forgot which it is?
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Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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December 09, 2005, 12:35:41 PM »
But then again if you run into them even if you don't use a tank, a grocery cart, or even a bicycle (tricycle in my case), you could still hurt them
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I plead the 5th (that is if it still works for Christians and hasn't been contorted by the ACLU)
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Re:Laughter - Good Medicine
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Quote from: airIam2worship on December 09, 2005, 12:38:23 PM
I plead the 5th (that is if it still works for Christians and hasn't been contorted by the ACLU)
No laws apply to Christians except the ones they want so that depends on what their objective for the day is.
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