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« Reply #465 on: November 18, 2004, 09:04:36 AM »

We ain't in NORWAY!!!  ROFL  

 Jemidon  did a norwegian dame steal your heart or something, whats this dread of all things norway! Grin
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« Reply #466 on: November 18, 2004, 09:08:48 AM »

Nah, just one who lives here in my town that i've grown up with for a while... she didn't steal my heart...lol. She just enjoys picking at me, so i pick at her anyway i can! But yea i have a friend who's norwegian so that's why i pick on the country when i can...lol. No dread of all things norway...just that they're colder than you canadians! Tongue
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« Reply #467 on: November 18, 2004, 09:16:27 AM »

In other words she has you traumtized! LOL  Tongue

Norway is colder than Canada  Huh

That is simply not possible!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #468 on: November 18, 2004, 09:18:32 AM »

Yea right...the area she was born in is VERY COLD!!! anyway i'm heading out of here now. i'll check in tomorrow...God Bless

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« Reply #469 on: November 18, 2004, 11:05:50 AM »

"I needed to know these people. We rejoiced with them. We laughed with them. They laughed a lot - more than we thought possible, given their lives of suffering. But it was in their struggles that they found great joy. They are truly a suffering people, blessed by God.

  At one time, joy in suffering did not fit into my Kingdom. My vision could not reach beyond the castle walls. My God was not big enough to speak into tragedy with laughter. At the same time my view of the Body of Christ was very small and the Kingdom of God very confining. I still marvel at the thought that the Kingdom of God has no end. And because of that, the reach of the King is infinite. He can reach past government agendas, beyond poverty, and through injustice, into the jail cells and the prison walls to bring laughter. He can reach into the pain and suffering of torture to bring peace, into the valley of the shadow of death to bring joy!

How big is your Kingdom? How big is your God?"

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« Reply #470 on: November 18, 2004, 11:40:40 AM »

Psalm 68:3 MSG

When the righteous see God in action
they'll laugh, they'll sing,
they'll laugh and sing for joy.
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« Reply #471 on: November 18, 2004, 03:41:58 PM »

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  Grin


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  Tongue

can you really yodel?

 Grin   Grin  Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

Unlike the cleaning lady, I have to do Windows.
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« Reply #472 on: November 19, 2004, 03:21:19 PM »

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  Grin


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  Tongue

can you really yodel?

 Grin   Grin  Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

If you make a CD, please don't send me one.  What hearing I have I wanna Keep!! Grin
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« Reply #473 on: November 21, 2004, 06:03:57 PM »

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  Grin


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  Tongue

can you really yodel?

 Grin   Grin  Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

If you make a CD, please don't send me one.  What hearing I have I wanna Keep!! Grin
I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  Grin
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« Reply #474 on: November 21, 2004, 08:21:22 PM »

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  Grin


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  Tongue

can you really yodel?

 Grin   Grin  Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

If you make a CD, please don't send me one.  What hearing I have I wanna Keep!! Grin
I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  Grin
 
I think thats says it all.
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« Reply #475 on: November 22, 2004, 12:46:36 AM »

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I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  

 Grin  That's what I'm trying to imagine.

The last canuckie who learned to yodel was kidnapped by a pack of grizzlies, and now they're learning how to yodel.   Grin
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« Reply #476 on: November 22, 2004, 12:58:21 AM »

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I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  

 Grin  That's what I'm trying to imagine.

The last canuckie who learned to yodel was kidnapped by a pack of grizzlies, and now they're learning how to yodel.   Grin


Hu, oh look out Beps here comes the
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« Reply #477 on: November 22, 2004, 07:36:53 AM »

ROFY!  Grin

YODELEEEEEHEEEEOOOOOO  Grin
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« Reply #478 on: November 22, 2004, 04:10:44 PM »

 Grin  YEP! I recognize that wolf - one of Tom's Yodeling School graduates.
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« Reply #479 on: November 22, 2004, 05:00:20 PM »

Grin  YEP! I recognize that wolf - one of Tom's Yodeling School graduates.
Here another one Tom,
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And here are the affects on other aminals.....
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