Jail

[Patzt]

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  

can you really yodel?

     Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

If you make a CD, please don't send me one.  What hearing I have I wanna Keep!!

I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  

Imagin TWO yodeling canuckies!!  

[Shammu]

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  

can you really yodel?

     Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

If you make a CD, please don't send me one.  What hearing I have I wanna Keep!!

I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  

Imagin TWO yodeling canuckies!!  

Sorry I can't hear them.

[Jemidon2004]

OH LORD...PROTECT OUR EARS!!! Let us hear the sweet sound of an instrument that you've fashioned...and not the yodeling...please Lord, anything but that!

 

[Shammu]

OH LORD...PROTECT OUR EARS!!! Let us hear the sweet sound of an instrument that you've fashioned...and not the yodeling...please Lord, anything but that!

 

AMEN!!

[nChrist]

Brothers and Sisters,

     Thanks for those laughs - I needed them.

Speaking of parrots.........

A man inherited an old parrot and took it home. It had a horrible problem of saying bad words all the time. The man thought that he could cure it by speaking all kinds of good words and trying to teach it good and wholesome words. He tried and tried, but it didn't work. He finally threatened to throw it in the freezer.

Nothing worked, and the old parrot said some bad words while company was there. He took the parrot and threw it in the freezer. He waited until the company left and felt bad that he left the parrot in the freezer so long. So, he went to the kitchen and opened the freezer.

The parrot walked out and said, "Please accept my apology for saying all of the bad words. I promise to never say any bad words again. All I want to know is what that turkey in the freezer did.  

Tom

Logic is a tweeting bird in a green meadow. - Mr. Spock

[Shammu]

Brothers and Sisters,

     Thanks for those laughs - I needed them.

Logic is a tweeting bird in a green meadow. - Mr. Spock

[Shylynne]

Logic is a tweeting bird in a green meadow. - Mr. Spock

I dont think Mr. Spock got outside of the four walls enough

[nChrist]

All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

(Small Print:  Hiding)

[Shammu]

All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

(Small Print:  Hiding)

[Allinall]

All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

(Small Print:  Hiding)

[Yoyostick]

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  

 

[nChrist]

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  

 

Yoyostick,

 It's far to intellectual for my tastes.

Tom

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

[Shammu]

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  

 

Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
 

[Yoyostick]

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  

 

Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
 

Thanks so very much, DW. You've really cleared things up for me.  

[Shammu]

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  

 

Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
 

Thanks so very much, DW. You've really cleared things up for me.  

Your welcome, yoyo.

Now lets see if this works, from the site I am building.

http://www.freewebs.com/christanityrocks/kitty-laugh2.gif

Till I can figure out how the hot linking for my site works, I have to do this. Okay for right now you have to C&P the link to the address bar.