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« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2004, 09:40:43 AM » |
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What's the difference between a drop and a drip? Spelling and grammatical usage.  |
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« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2004, 09:45:23 AM » |
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Do moms and dads make funny faces without realizing it? Yes. It's called Involuntary Fatial Hilarity Syndrome. Someone should start a support group... |
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« Reply #47 on: February 20, 2004, 09:50:48 AM » |
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Do UFOs have indoor plumbing? Folks, I want you to know that what you are about to read is highly classified. Many people will be subject to great disciplinary action if names, or content is leaked out. Guard this information with your very lives. The answer is no. Why else do you think they come to earth? |
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« Reply #48 on: February 20, 2004, 09:53:01 AM » |
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Do moms and dads ask store clerks where the bankies are? According to the 2003 Gallop Poll, the answer would be no: No - 3,478,904 Yes - 3 Undecided - 4,768 |
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« Reply #49 on: February 20, 2004, 09:55:21 AM » |
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Why do moms and dads get frustrated when children do their jobs perfectly? As in "their" meaning the parent...pride. As in "their" meaning the child...premonition of future "I don't know how" argumentation. |
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« Reply #50 on: February 20, 2004, 09:57:18 AM » |
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Do kids think mom and dad have bats in the belfry when they repeat themselves over and over again? Modern children do not understand the concept of "bats" much less having the ability to even define "belfry." However, yes, they do think moms and dads are insane when they repeat themselves. |
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« Reply #51 on: February 20, 2004, 09:58:33 AM » |
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WAIT a minute! I still want an answer to my chicken question! Patience is a virtue brother. Do you think I pull this answers out of thin air? |
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« Reply #52 on: February 20, 2004, 10:03:03 AM » |
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Just where does the other sock go when you put it into the dryer & come out with only one?
Into limbo. Or, as is commonly understood by most heating and air specialists, the dryer's outside ventilation hose. |
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« Reply #53 on: February 20, 2004, 10:04:21 AM » |
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Why do you drive on a parkway & park on a driveway?
State and federal regulations. |
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« Reply #54 on: February 20, 2004, 10:09:50 AM » |
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Dont bother with... View the 10 most recent posts on the board. Some DORK has stolen it ....  All you are too much  |
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« Reply #55 on: February 20, 2004, 10:10:11 AM » |
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Why do they call it a pair of jeans when you only get 1
or a TV set?
Where the jeans are concerned, it relates to the duplicity of application. That is, while there is one body, there are two legs. While there is one body there are two feet, hence, a pair of socks, a pair of jeans, and so on. As for the shirt concept not being a pair, that deals with the oneness of individual. Arms bring in to the whole, legs go out amongst the world. (Ya know, I could actually sell this drivel!!  ) As for the TV set, in the days of it's conception, the TV was often a piece of furniture. It was the entertainment center and television in one, hence, a set. |
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« Reply #56 on: February 20, 2004, 10:24:57 AM » |
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Dont bother with...
View the 10 most recent posts on the board.
Some DORK has stolen it ....
All you are too much My heartfelt apologies sister. I didn't mean to make things difficult for anyone. |
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« Reply #57 on: February 20, 2004, 10:32:23 AM » |
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« Reply #58 on: February 20, 2004, 11:44:04 AM » |
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Your wit your wisdom have ceased? a thousand times NO!
i found a coffee pot but i dont know how to post it to you!
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« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2004, 12:36:42 PM » |
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Coffee pot? Cool! Hit the insert image button (in between the insert ftp and the insert email buttons/looks like a picture and is under the S with a line through it button. See? Technical as an alpaca ) As for getting the image...right click on it and go to properties. Highlight the http address, cut and paste in the img brackets and all is done! Now. Were you kidding me and did I just make myself look like a moron? If so...good one! |
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