I've noted that for quite some time now, I have been unfortunately relegated to the position of
10th highest poster. Having recently come upon hard times and difficult trials, I have been unable to maintain my humble position, and run the risk of losing it to...to...to...ebia. This travesty must be averted brethren!!
Ok, so actually I just want to catch up with Willow who's like a bullet in the ratings.

I can't do it!! Not alone!!! You, yes
you, can help me. How? By posting many questions of me here, no matter the depth or lack thereof, because you just
know that I can't leave a question unanswered!! And I can boost my standing at the same time.

Yes, in a nation facing primaries full of lying politicians that want you vote and will lie to you to get it...a breath of fresh honesty comes into play. I want to raise my standing. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!?