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« Reply #165 on: June 20, 2004, 05:10:43 PM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry





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Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  Wink
Maybe because women are famous for much vocalization.  Lips Sealed
Viva la difference!
So which came first? The chicken or the egg?  Tongue
God, then came the chicken. Grin
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« Reply #166 on: June 20, 2004, 05:11:12 PM »

Cry I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   Sad

 Lips Sealed It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  Lips Sealed
Perhaps a retread is in order.
Never say retreat retread! Never!  Grin
Oh, and why not?
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« Reply #167 on: June 20, 2004, 05:12:05 PM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Well maybe not the coach.  Huh
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Hmmmmm? Could be?  Huh
I'd suggest that someone ask. But who knows if that's something a coach would admit to?  Wink
Well I elect you to check. Grin
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« Reply #168 on: June 20, 2004, 05:12:32 PM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry





  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom
How about walkers and canes?

Those don't sound too bad! Which would you prefer that we start with?  Wink
Both, if possible.
Okey dokey. But wouldn't you need three hands to use them all at once?  Wink
Now you are giving away secrets.
Oops!  Lips Sealed Sorry.....
Ok I believe you are Sorry. Grin
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« Reply #169 on: June 20, 2004, 05:12:45 PM »

Sincereheart,

 Grin  They were used teeth when I got them.


Love In Christ,
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K, now that's just WRONG!  Lips Sealed

*insert pukie smilie here*
*still shuddering*
LOL
How about............. a drooling smilie?

Nope. Drool doesn't cut it! Gotta be worse - pukie is needed!
You mean like this?
Ummmm...... yes???  Lips Sealed
Lips Sealed
Ditto!  Lips Sealed  Lips Sealed
Cry Cry
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« Reply #170 on: June 20, 2004, 05:13:31 PM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry


  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.
LOL, when women get a yacking, off they go.
The men sure seem to be out-yacking the women in here! Tongue
Movin on up! The first one to tire of this drivel will be left behind in the post count.  Undecided
Drivel? You mean to say it isn't profound?  Cry
For you...........................? Grin

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« Reply #171 on: June 20, 2004, 05:14:02 PM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

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Why should I get more glasses, when the pair I have I just got last month. Grin

Cause apparently, that prescription AIN'T working.... Tongue
The glasses are colorblind not being able to see all the silver.
Your giving scerets away ollie. Cry
Scarey, isn't it?
Yup, it sure is ollie.
So what's scary? The glasses or the secrets?  Tongue
Seeing this thread through those glasses.
Ah!  Cool
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« Reply #172 on: June 20, 2004, 05:14:34 PM »

You finally caught on?


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« Reply #173 on: June 20, 2004, 05:16:26 PM »

Should we take up a love offering and GET YOU SOME GLASSES??  Angry

  Grin

Oklahoma Howdy to Sincereheart,

 Grin  Just curious - do you take care of teeth and hearing aids too?

Love In Christ,
Tom

NO!!! Cause men and hearing aids is a wasted combination! And teeth *shudders* I just can't go there!  Tongue
SIGH, they can be turned off. What a blessing at times for men.

*raspberries* Men just kick in their selective hearing.... Roll Eyes
Are you saying, men can turn it off with out any electronic help? just by clicking that mental mind switch? Must also be a blessing.  Undecided

Men are famous for their selective hearing!  Wink
No, I have a reason, so........ :nana: : nana:
So you say..... as, of course, ALL men say.... Tongue
At least we, don't change our minds every 10 minutes. Men make a desision we stick to it, women don't. :eek:
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« Reply #174 on: June 20, 2004, 05:16:44 PM »

Cry I looked and looked and that was the closest I found.   Sad

 Lips Sealed It does represent what keeping up with these threads makes ME look like!  Lips Sealed
What a retread?HuhHuh  Grin
Yup!  Grin
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« Reply #175 on: June 20, 2004, 05:17:36 PM »

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Theres nothing wrong with a Kilt.
You better shave your legs though.....................

 Lips Sealed There's a visual I didn't need......

And wouldn't shaving ruin the aforementioned macho aspect?  Tongue
ROFL
There's a visual you do need................  Tongue

I'm scarred for life!  Lips Sealed What's next? Pantyhose?  Lips Sealed
You scarred for life?HuhHuhHuh? LOL
Hey they work to keep the legs warm durning winter. From what I understand.

Warmth? Try pants!  Grin

Wait.... what is that?
From what I understand.
Oh! That silver again!  Wink
Just you and Joe Namath!  Tongue
And all the "Dallas Coboys"*** when in Greenbay in December or January, perhaps even in October and November.
Or is that when in Buffalo?

***= "Dallas Cowbys", oops "Dallas Cowboys"

ALL of 'em?  Lips Sealed No wonder I don't like football! Tongue
Well maybe not the coach.  Huh
Wouldn't the coach need it more than the players? He's gotta be colder since he's not running around chasing a ball??!!
Thats why he wears a jacket. Roll Eyes
A LONG jacket? Cause I don't think a regular jacket will warm up the lower torso the way hose will..... Tongue
ROFL!!!!!
Unless the coach is short.
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« Reply #176 on: June 21, 2004, 01:39:06 AM »

Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel. Grin
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« Reply #177 on: June 22, 2004, 02:39:59 AM »

ARGGGG!!!!
I'm a thread killer. *hangs head in shame*
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« Reply #178 on: June 22, 2004, 09:12:01 PM »

Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel. Grin
Main Entry: 1pro·found
Pronunciation: pr&-'faund, prO-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French profond deep, from Latin profundus, from pro- before + fundus bottom -- more at PRO-, BOTTOM
1 a : having intellectual depth and insight b : difficult to fathom or understand
2 a : extending far below the surface b : coming from, reaching to, or situated at a depth : DEEP-SEATED <a profound sigh>
3 a : characterized by intensity of feeling or quality b : all encompassing : COMPLETE <profound sleep>


Main Entry: 1driv·el
Pronunciation: 'dri-v&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -eled or -elled; -el·ing or driv·el·ling  /-v(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English dreflian; perhaps akin to Old Norse draf malt dregs
intransitive senses
1 : to let saliva dribble from the mouth : SLAVER
2 : to talk stupidly and carelessly
transitive senses
1 : to utter in an infantile or imbecilic way
2 : to waste or fritter in a childish fashion
- driv·el·er

One person's profound is another's drivel and one person's drivel is another's profound.
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« Reply #179 on: June 23, 2004, 12:53:11 AM »

Well I see ollie didn't post today so............ he must be tired of the drivel. Grin
Main Entry: 1pro·found
Pronunciation: pr&-'faund, prO-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French profond deep, from Latin profundus, from pro- before + fundus bottom -- more at PRO-, BOTTOM
1 a : having intellectual depth and insight b : difficult to fathom or understand
2 a : extending far below the surface b : coming from, reaching to, or situated at a depth : DEEP-SEATED <a profound sigh>
3 a : characterized by intensity of feeling or quality b : all encompassing : COMPLETE <profound sleep>


Main Entry: 1driv·el
Pronunciation: 'dri-v&l
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -eled or -elled; -el·ing or driv·el·ling  /-v(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English dreflian; perhaps akin to Old Norse draf malt dregs
intransitive senses
1 : to let saliva dribble from the mouth : SLAVER
2 : to talk stupidly and carelessly
transitive senses
1 : to utter in an infantile or imbecilic way
2 : to waste or fritter in a childish fashion
- driv·el·er

One person's profound is another's drivel and one person's drivel is another's profound.

[Gomer Pyle voice]Well gollyyyyyy leeeeeeeeee[/Gomer Pyle voice]  Grin
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