Hehe, "God Rocks."  

Hey, Homeskillet, watcha cookn'?

Whatcha want?  

And...are you really a llama?  

yes he is a llama.

MOO!!

Hi Tuomoko, welcome to Christians Unite forums. I pray that you can learn all that you wish, to make yourself a better Christian. Thats why most of us are here, to make ourselves better Christians.

Go in peace with God.
DW

I am born again for 40 some odd years, but have done some backsliding. Rededicated my life about a year ago. Want to get in evangelist field and work with convicts and ex-convicts. I am one myself. Hope that I can contribute and also gain from this forum.

Hello Talmadge, and welcome to Christians Unite forums. I pray that you will get into the evangelist field and work with convicts and ex-convicts.

Go in peace with God.
DW

And they respect each other's food.  (Unless it's fried chicken).

   

Sounds about right.  

I've finally decided on a pick-up line for my bride-to-be:


Do you bake good biscuits?



'Cuz you see, biscuits are a critical part of any real man's work'n day.

I don't care whatch put on'm; all I care 'bout is how good is that thar biscuit??

And I don't mean with all those phony dough conditioners in thar neither (although maybe thas what has me spoiled about'm...).

So my pick-up line fer pickn' up a lady is, "How good you make'm breakfast powder milk biscuits, thar, sweetheart?"


   


     

You can always tell when some one is bored........    

Plain = 3 Musketeers

Add caramel to plain = Milky Way

Add nuts to plain and caramel = Snickers

Add you nuts to a thread = mayhem  

Add Shylynne to a thread = Kaos.

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I don't see the point of Milkyways.  They're the same as 3 Muskateers, which I don't see the point of either.

All they are is whipped marshmallow coated in chocolate.  


But snickers come with nuts and caramel.    

Why have a boring ole Milkyway, if you could have a Snickers??

   
     

Plain = 3 Musketeers

Add caramel to plain = Milky Way

Add nuts to plain and caramel = Snickers


 
ollie

Add nuts to plain and caramel = Snickers Nutty

now you wanna talk chocolate bars?



no wonder you aint finished, you cant make up your mind what this thread is for!


 

Well you started to confuse Symphony, so thats why they don't know what the thread is for.

so prolly a little more confusion would finish him  eh

 

Yup ...............  

(By Email - Is this real?)

Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.

Linda, is she a doughy blonde??

Hey thats my line!                        

I thought the fish-slapper craze had died out!  

Nope that for tomorrow, when I go fishing again.

 I could`nt find the  make him eat worms emoticon

How about a zap smilie.

no obliterating allowed!      

Then it is  

Uh , a crime?? maybe beeps should be in here.

No thank you, there are enough around here.

Ah, come on.... a few more won't hurt.  

Nope, I have to shoot them, we have cattle out here. My neigbor shot 4 earlier this morning.

There ya go! Same problem here! So you can shoot 'em and save our ammo!  

I'll let you shoot your own. Target practice will help your shooting. Least you won't hit the broad side of a barn, like shylynne will.

*snickers* There's enough of 'em around here that even Shylynne's bound to hit one!  

, maybe..............

ROFL! "Maybe...."
And how's your head after all those apples?  

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

I use to be Number 1 on this forum.  Now, look, I'm Number 6.  Bep is way ahead of me.  Sincereheart is way ahead of me. !!??


   

ROFL! See what happens when you disappear?
*whistles innocently*

You notice she whistles innocently Symphony, don't believe it brother.

[SMACK!!!!!!]

I'm not usually as subtle as that!  

Oh, you are the type that uses a 2X4.


SMACK!!!!!!






*sincereheart says,* you broke my 2X4

Don't be confused.... it's like this:
DW messed up the thread and won't admit it 'cause he's male!  

Nope, I'm innocent, for a change. Admit it sincereheart, you did it...........................

Didn't you!!

Now ya poking a little fun, trying to get everyone confused?

Course not! Everyone knows it's ALWAYS the man's fault!

No not all the time, there are times its the womans fault.