now you wanna talk chocolate bars?



no wonder you aint finished, you cant make up your mind what this thread is for!


 

Well you started to confuse Symphony, so thats why they don't know what the thread is for.

so prolly a little more confusion would finish him  eh

 

Yup ...............  

(By Email - Is this real?)

Subject: KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's not relevant.

Linda, is she a doughy blonde??

Hey thats my line!                        

I thought the fish-slapper craze had died out!  

Nope that for tomorrow, when I go fishing again.

 I could`nt find the  make him eat worms emoticon

How about a zap smilie.

no obliterating allowed!      

Then it is  

Uh , a crime?? maybe beeps should be in here.

No thank you, there are enough around here.

Ah, come on.... a few more won't hurt.  

Nope, I have to shoot them, we have cattle out here. My neigbor shot 4 earlier this morning.

There ya go! Same problem here! So you can shoot 'em and save our ammo!  

I'll let you shoot your own. Target practice will help your shooting. Least you won't hit the broad side of a barn, like shylynne will.

*snickers* There's enough of 'em around here that even Shylynne's bound to hit one!  

, maybe..............

ROFL! "Maybe...."
And how's your head after all those apples?  

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

I use to be Number 1 on this forum.  Now, look, I'm Number 6.  Bep is way ahead of me.  Sincereheart is way ahead of me. !!??


   

ROFL! See what happens when you disappear?
*whistles innocently*

You notice she whistles innocently Symphony, don't believe it brother.

[SMACK!!!!!!]

I'm not usually as subtle as that!  

Oh, you are the type that uses a 2X4.


SMACK!!!!!!






*sincereheart says,* you broke my 2X4

Don't be confused.... it's like this:
DW messed up the thread and won't admit it 'cause he's male!  

Nope, I'm innocent, for a change. Admit it sincereheart, you did it...........................

Didn't you!!

Now ya poking a little fun, trying to get everyone confused?

Course not! Everyone knows it's ALWAYS the man's fault!

No not all the time, there are times its the womans fault.

I dealt today at the lake with obnoxious kids and parents. Visitors to the area.

Well Brother Love, it had to happen sooner or later. I just now passed you. Sorry brother, blame sincereheart and shylynne.

Here we go again.  13 guests; 2 users.


   

I know.............  

5 Guests, 2 Users
DreamWeaver, ollie

[3 Guests, 5 Users]

3 Guests, 5 Users
Brother Love , Gracey, Symphony, Shylynne, admin

shhhhh! this thread is ruining my sneaking around!    

 

Good!!

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Number 12 I have done, I almost got tossed out of the room.

Since there was a thread on Shyness, I thought I would start one on Obnoxiousness.  

Does anyone have a problem with being Obnoxious?


   

After what I just went through, yes I do have a problem with being obnoxious.

[Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports]

Now what was the original topic again?





 

Apple fritters are yummy!!

Well I have one more post to make tonight/morning. That one will be in the Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports. Then I am going to try and get a little bit of sleep.

Oh yeah! Apple fritters!  

Have a good rest!  

I didn't have a good rest. I slept about an hour.  I woke up and found out trolls had been making bad comments on the board.