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31576  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Guest/User Ratio on: October 04, 2004, 03:18:05 AM
Talk about being out numbered.....................

22 Guests, 1 Users
DreamWeaver

:eek: Here we go again.
31577  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:POLL: What is a TROLL? on: October 04, 2004, 03:08:24 AM
I know this one.......................  Grin

"A poster with no interest in the group with intent to disrupt, flame, and destroy the group."

Fancy way to BUMP a thread that needs, to be bumped back to page one. Grin

Go in peace my friends, with the Grace of God.
DW
31578  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:The Ten Commandments in Cajun... on: October 04, 2004, 02:42:52 AM
1. God is number one... and das' All.
2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' God.
3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.
4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by God's House.
5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.
6. Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!
7. God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.
8. Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.
9. Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.
10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!

 Cheesy Wink

(Borrowed from ibelieve.com)

AMEN, I love it.
31579  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Guest/User Ratio on: October 04, 2004, 02:07:34 AM
Here we go again......


14 Guests, 3 Users
DreamWeaver, oneBook, Chesed
31580  Welcome / Questions, help, suggestions, and bug reports / Re:Sincereheart on: October 04, 2004, 01:52:03 AM
This is a crime scene, Please stand back.

Will all concerned report to the jailor!


I know why ollie is trying to report a crime scene. He is 413 post behind the next person, in 7th place. He is figuring that Tibby won't post for a bit, least till ollie catches up. Grin

BUSTED!!
31581  Theology / Prophecy - Current Events / Re:Volcanoes and Creation.... on: October 04, 2004, 01:11:41 AM
[off topic]You should have been where I was, Sunday morning, May 18, 1980. I was about to leave, after settling my aunts estate, Yakima, Washington, or about 75 miles away. I ended staying for an extra three weeks.[/off topic]

Yes this event, make me realize how small man is, in Gods world. The Lord holds his cup, ready to make man pay attention at any time.
31582  Fellowship / You name it!! / To my brothers and sisters here on: October 04, 2004, 12:56:58 AM
I asked God for water,
He gave me an ocean

I asked God for a flower,
He gave me a garden

I asked God for a tree,
He gave me a forest

I asked God for a friend,
He gave me all of................................

YOU!!

Praise God for he is worthy.
DW
31583  Entertainment / Sports / Re:football on: October 04, 2004, 12:24:46 AM
STEELERS WIN!!! YEEEAAAH BABY!!!  Grin



Grin
31584  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:shyness on: October 04, 2004, 12:12:06 AM


Hehe, "God Rocks."   Cool

Hey, Homeskillet, watcha cookn'?

Whatcha want?  Grin

And...are you really a llama?  Wink
yes he is a llama. Wink
MOO!!
Grin
31585  Welcome / About You! / Re:Newborn here! Hello all on: October 04, 2004, 12:06:58 AM
Hi Tuomoko, welcome to Christians Unite forums. I pray that you can learn all that you wish, to make yourself a better Christian. Thats why most of us are here, to make ourselves better Christians.

Go in peace with God.
DW
31586  Welcome / About You! / Re:Introducing myself on: October 04, 2004, 12:03:12 AM
I am born again for 40 some odd years, but have done some backsliding. Rededicated my life about a year ago. Want to get in evangelist field and work with convicts and ex-convicts. I am one myself. Hope that I can contribute and also gain from this forum.
Hello Talmadge, and welcome to Christians Unite forums. I pray that you will get into the evangelist field and work with convicts and ex-convicts.

Go in peace with God.
DW
31587  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:Cats are Evil! on: October 03, 2004, 11:56:02 PM

And they respect each other's food.  (Unless it's fried chicken).

   Undecided
Sounds about right.  Grin
31588  Fellowship / For Men Only / Re:Pick-up Lines For REAL Men on: October 03, 2004, 11:43:10 PM

I've finally decided on a pick-up line for my bride-to-be:


Do you bake good biscuits?



'Cuz you see, biscuits are a critical part of any real man's work'n day.

I don't care whatch put on'm; all I care 'bout is how good is that thar biscuit??

And I don't mean with all those phony dough conditioners in thar neither (although maybe thas what has me spoiled about'm...).

So my pick-up line fer pickn' up a lady is, "How good you make'm breakfast powder milk biscuits, thar, sweetheart?"


    Grin


     Cool
You can always tell when some one is bored........    Wink Grin
31589  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Symphony on: October 03, 2004, 11:40:54 PM
Plain = 3 Musketeers

Add caramel to plain = Milky Way

Add nuts to plain and caramel = Snickers


Add you nuts to a thread = mayhem  Lips Sealed
Add Shylynne to a thread = Kaos. Grin
31590  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Symphony on: October 03, 2004, 11:40:25 PM
''
I don't see the point of Milkyways.  They're the same as 3 Muskateers, which I don't see the point of either.

All they are is whipped marshmallow coated in chocolate.  Roll Eyes


But snickers come with nuts and caramel.    

Why have a boring ole Milkyway, if you could have a Snickers??

   
     Smiley

Plain = 3 Musketeers

Add caramel to plain = Milky Way

Add nuts to plain and caramel = Snickers


 Wink
ollie



Add nuts to plain and caramel = Snickers Nutty Grin
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