The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[Allinall]

Allinall,

            Yo Bro - You Da MAN!!!

Rater's Name:___blackeyedpeas____  Score:____8_____

I'm shocked - I didn't come anywhere close to stumping you. However, I did have to mark you down 2 points on style. You didn't mention anything about your hair-do, saggin', baggin', draggin', etc.            

I was inspired immediately to leave and become a goat-herder in Peru. 

Stump me?  No.  Make me fall out of my chair crackin' up at the choice of request?  Oooooh yeah!  LOL  I did forget to mention personal matters...and I left out "trippin'"...

[Allinall]

pssst.....Its called Poetic Licsence dude!  

SEE!!! I knew there was a title besides "negligient!"  I like that...*Writes it down*

[Soldier4Christ]

Rater's Name:___Pastor Roger____  Score:____7_____

I rate a six for the same reason Beps subtracted points and 1 more due lack of rapper beat.

[Soldier4Christ]

You never close your eyes, anymore, when I read...that li..i...ist!
  And there's no tenderness, like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it *Background singers* Ba..a..aby
  But Baby!  Baby I kno..o..ow..wwooo i...i...it...

You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
And I can't go on! No.o.o.o.oaoao!

Baby, baby, I get down on my knee..ees for yo..ou...ou!
  If you would only, let me, post like I used to do..o..o..oo..ooo!
We had a rank, a rank, a rank ya don't find everyday! *Background singer* Da..ay! *Another background singer* Da..ay..Daaa..a.ay!
  So don't, don't, don't, don't let it slip away! *Background singer* Wa..ay! *Another background singer with a soul patch* WAAA...A..AA..AAAY!

I sa..aid BAYBY! *Background singer* BAYBY!
  BAYBY! *Another background singer* BAYBY!
I'm beggin' you please! *Another background singer with a soul patch* I'm beggin' you please!
  I'm beggin you plea..ease!  *Musical technician moved by the music..with a soul patch* PLEEAA..AAASE!!
So bring it on back! *Background singer* Bring it on back!
  So bring it on back!  *Passing janitor with a slight Lithuianian accent* BRING IT ON BAAAACK!!

Yeah.

You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
You've lost, that posting fee..ee..ling, who..oa..that posting fee..ee..ling!
  You've lost that posting feeling now it's gone, gone, gone...who..o..o..oa..ooah.
*Fades to black*


 

Now this one I give 9.

[Allinall]

Rater's Name:___Pastor Roger____  Score:____7_____

I rate a six for the same reason Beps subtracted points and 1 more due lack of rapper beat.

That's cause I'm a country boy...

[Allinall]

Now this one I give 9.

 

[airIam2worship]

Now this one I give 9.

I give it a 10 (he really did some technical work here)

[Soldier4Christ]

That's cause I'm a country boy...

Me too but I'm surrounded by rapping teens. 

[Soldier4Christ]

I give it a 10 (he really did some technical work here)

 

I guess I could give him a 10 on those merits.   

[Allinall]

Me too but I'm surrounded by rapping teens. 

You poor soul!  I'm praying for you now.   

[Soldier4Christ]

You poor soul!  I'm praying for you now.   

Thanks brother, I can use them.

[Allinall]

To all those blessed requestors,


I will be taking requests until 2:00 pm today, at which time I will be preparing to end my work week, availing myself of 2 hours prep time for a night of Axis and Allies gaming, sleeping off the exhaustion, and strapping a chair to my backside, a remote to my hand, and a TV to my face for Saturday and Sunday AFC and NFC NFL competition.  If I sound purposeful, it's only because I am.  I mean, face it!  Simulated mass destruction and violence and FOOTBALL!!!!!  All I need now are those little cocktail weinies...

[airIam2worship]

I was inspired immediately to leave and become a goat-herder in Peru. 

Why not just stay in the good ole USA and raise some Alpacas??

[nChrist]

Allinall Said:

I do want to point out, that whilest humorous, I've neglected to maintain proper personal pronoun congruity... 

Brother, you also left the hyperbole of your dangling participle hanging out. 

[Willowbirch]

        WOW! - Brother Kevin, you left yourself in a hard spot with that "Allinall Request Line". Here's your first request, and I can't wait to hear it!

We need a G-Rated rap song about how to raise albino goats in the mountains of Peru.

I think that it's only fair that at least 3 CU posters grade you with a combined score on style, beat, and content with a rating of 1 to 10, with 1 being "el-stinko" and 10 being "hip-hop-bop-tops".

• Rater's Name:____________________________  Score:_________
• Rater's Name:____________________________  Score:_________
• Rater's Name:____________________________  Score:_________

I think that it's only fair that your three scores added together must be 15 or higher to get credit for this contest.