The All-Out Allinall Thread Boosting Post

[Shammu]

I've noted that for quite some time now, I have been unfortunately relegated to the position of 10th highest poster.  Having recently come upon hard times and difficult trials, I have been unable to maintain my humble position, and run the risk of losing it to...to...to...ebia.  This travesty must be averted brethren!!

Ok, so actually I just want to catch up with Willow who's like a bullet in the ratings.     I can't do it!!  Not alone!!!  You, yes you, can help me.  How?  By posting many questions of me here, no matter the depth or lack thereof, because you just know that I can't leave a question unanswered!!  And I can boost my standing at the same time.   

Yes, in a nation facing primaries full of lying politicians that want you vote and will lie to you to get it...a breath of fresh honesty comes into play.  I want to raise my standing.  HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!? 

Well brother, I hope and pray I have helped you.

[Shammu]

Questions originally posted by blackeyedpeas

Is a hippie still hip? -- nope

Is Homer homely? -- who?

Why does a panther pant? -- cause he/she runs

Who decided the way a ball would bounce? -- the tosser

What are those monkey shines people keep talking about?  --

Why does a chicken cluck and who named the noise "cluck"? -- Chuck

Has anyone ever seen the silver lining of a cloud? -- not me

Would you give me directions to memory lane? -- I forgot the directions

Why do they say "I've had one of those days"? -- Cause I have

Aren't all days one of those days? -- Only for you, brother

What's the difference between a bite and a chomp? -- A overbite

Why do fools rush in instead of just slowly walking in? -- Cause they are fools 

When you see someone grin, do you think they are happy, or do you think they have been up to something? -- Me no know

What's the difference between a drop and a drip? -- The size of the drop

Do moms and dads make funny faces without realizing it? -- Nope cause we know better

Do UFOs have indoor plumbing? -- Ask them brother, I've never seen one.

Do moms and dads ask store clerks where the bankies are? :shrugs:

Why do moms and dads get frustrated when children do their jobs perfectly? Then theres no room to complain.

Do kids think mom and dad have bats in the belfry when they repeat themselves over and over again? Yup!!!!!!!!

[Shammu]

The question of the ages brother JN, to be sure.  However, the concensus has been for the past 55 years, that the chicken crossed the road in an inadvertant attempt to avoid questioning from persistant reporters concerning the very matter at hand, and was subsequently run over by a passing Edsel.

ROFLOLOLOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shammu]

Dont bother  with...


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 Some  DORK has stolen it ....



 All   you  are too much     

Well at least it isn't me, Allinall.

[Shammu]

Only in Lime Springs, Iowa.   

Cool!

[Shammu]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Now, keep in mind this is not a trick question. There is a perfectly logical answer.

Love In Christ,
Tom

He would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Shammu]

So what was finally decided? I've lost count and getting more confuseder by the minute.....

You confused? I got to write this day down!

[Shammu]

"I can rattle off jus' bout anything!"   

Okay here is one for you.

How many stars are in the night sky, in Arizona?

[Shammu]

I also see that, Pastor Roger has passed sincereheart    by 11 posts.   sincereheart, you are now 4^th.

[sincereheart]

Wow! I missed all this just cause I slept?!  You've been busy! 


Did I see Reba stil here? 
*waves* Hi, Reba! 

[nChrist]

        I had forgotten how funny some of these older posts were.

It's almost like a Little Rascals' Reunion. 

By the way, I want to be "Buckwheat".

[sincereheart]

Questions originally posted by blackeyedpeas

Has anyone ever seen the silver lining of a cloud? -- not me

*snorts*
I've seen a silver lining that's clouded, DW! 

[Shammu]

*snorts*
I've seen a silver lining that's clouded, DW! 

Where? ??

[Soldier4Christ]

*snorts*
I've seen a silver lining that's clouded, DW! 

I've seen one, too. The side of an airplane that was in the clouds.

 

[sincereheart]

Where? ??

Hmmm.... didn't see one there. But I've seen 'em!